Your avatar roasts the above avatar

"Pretending to be someone else? How droll."

Vahn: You want nightmarish stuff? Try Conkram and the Bio Castle, skeleton Krueger!

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Jul 6th 2022 at 3:32:16 PM

"You look like a blue-haired Goku knockoff."

Crappy cheap bubble gum looking dumbass which can't come up with good costumes so they copy others and try to cover it up as cosplay.

"Your darkness aesthetic is kind of funny looking. Not intentionally though, it's more of a So Bad, It's Good vibe to me."

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You are an odd couple. A human who controls monsters in a relationship with an... Adeptus that spits acid? Can't say I haven't encountered something more bizarre in my work as a Fatui Harbinger.

You mean my mask? Oh pay it no mind. Masks are a requirement in the Fatui and it helps that my eyes are always shut anyway.

Edited by CytoZytokine on Jul 25th 2022 at 8:21:26 AM

The heck is up with that face? Ugh.

Just what is that person even supposed to be?

   So cweepy, is that even supposed to be a human?   

   They're certainly an unpleasant sight on my eyes like most of those types of humans.   

Edited by MkayRose on Jul 25th 2022 at 11:23:36 AM

You probably don’t even know the difference between igneous and sedimentary.

Mina: "Your region has too much water."

Marnie: "And your team was strong maybe 20 years ago. Not by today's standards."

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You two are too cute of a couple for me to roast per se and I support your relationship. However, for the sake of this topic, I have a few petty nitpicks. Mina, you have to control your acid reflex for a Life Being as yourself, lest you unwillingly harm people with acid burns. Marnie, as well co-ordinated your pet team is, it won't matter if you lack any fighting capabilities of your own to defend yourself.

Ufufufu! You have no idea how many stars I've seen come and gone over 10 billion years. The existence of humanity is but a blink of an eye to me.

And Clemont just flat out changed their avatar before another response to my post came. For clarification, my response was directed to their Marnie/Mina Crossover Shipping avatar.

Edited by CytoZytokine on Aug 21st 2022 at 10:12:03 AM

   "You look young and are much older, but as all life, you are an abomination — if not more so due to your long life."   

Edited by Anicomicgeek on Aug 21st 2022 at 1:03:04 PM

Um... your face is too... scary? I apologize, I have never done this "roasting" before.

"Your cuteness is kind of generic and doesn't really stand out."

Jeez, you really wasted your time on Pokemon instead of heroing? P A T H E T I C.

Edited by J08 on Aug 23rd 2022 at 6:10:20 AM

you look dumb why is your head like that

"Too gassy. You smell like farts."

What the heck are you? You are even more ugly than the usual "human"!

   "You look like you are wearing a Viking helmet. You will join them."   

   "You are nothing but an old, obsolete deity who needs others to escape his dimension."   

"You got defeated by a Peter Pan knockoff! And to think that you are a world conqueror, hah!"

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"You really need to fix your bangs. Is that fashionable where you come from?"