Warmart: REBOUGHT

Custard pops out from a pile of lemons in the produce section holding a kitchen knife. Do they stab a bitch? No...

Next thing Knife knows, Custard squirts lemon juice into her eyes.

Knife responds accordingly, grabbing one of the lobsters from the tank and thrusting it at Custard's face. The crustation pinches Custard's nose. Hard.

Custard freaks out, stumbling backwards while desperately trying to pull the lobster off of their face. They succeed... by the lobster taking their face with them, causing the scene to become pixelated on Knife's end until Custard respawns in the cleaning aisle, face re-attached like nothing ever happened.

"What the fuck"

Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 10th 2020 at 7:01:52 AM

(Tales finishes sculpting his creation... that is, to say, a massive golem made out of Play-Doh. Powered by an AI. It wanders over to Knife and pounds them into the ground.)

The golem also smacks R3, but doesn't kill him. R3 uses his power that he totally had (it was used in Get That Pizza I swear), harnessing the powers of video games! R3 opens the Meteos box and a bunch of multicolored blocks launch at the golem, severely damaging it.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 10th 2020 at 5:41:47 AM

Custard grabs some bottles of Pine Sol from the shelves and sneakily pours some of it down several aisles. Their lemony reign of terror isn't done yet.

(Tales counters the attack by using an Ace Attorney game box, causing a judge to appear out of thin air and band R3Ked around the head. Meanwhile, the golem rushes towards Custard, but slips on the pine sol.)

[Cutbug, still lurking in the kitchenware aisle, spots Custard trying to pour Pine Sol on the floor and roundhouse-kicks a toaster into their face.]

[Goose puts the cans of gasoline into a cart, rolls it into the store, and starts looking for a lighter.]

Tzaoray's ghost starts looking for an Warmart item that can respawn people.

the warmart respawns people on its own

Goose finds a lighter, turns it on, kicks the cart towards Knife, and throws the lighter at the gasoline cart.

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Nov 11th 2020 at 9:18:24 AM

Knife grabs her weed wacker as the flaming cart rolls at her, and hits it like a bat would hit a baseball, causing the flaming shopping cart to fly at Ked.

R3 dodges it, but it hits his shopping cart, burning about half of the store's stock of Mac-n-cheese. and all the copies of Meteos that he took.

Now he's angry.

He grabs a baseball bat, runs towards Goose, and swings.

Edited by R3Ked on Nov 11th 2020 at 10:12:02 AM

Tzaoray throws toilet paper at R 3 K.

It might do something.

Nope. Nothing happens. It just bounces off of R3, and he's still angry. In fact, that might have made him angrier.

Geek threw some tomatoes at both tzaoray and R3Ked out of boredom.

Zorua comes up from behind and beats Geek to death with an inflatable tube man.

(Unbeknownst to Zorua, Tales’ judge summon would be sneaking behind them. One gavel later, and it’s a T.K.O.)

Tzaoray starts crafting weapons out of toilet paper.

Edited by tzaoray on Nov 13th 2020 at 4:06:22 AM

Custard, now with more Pine Sol, runs through the store with a bizarre battle cry as they continue their lemony reign of terror

Bee respawns in the men's restroom.

Guma asphyxiates Bee with Flex Tape.

R3 runs towards Custard and swings again.

Goose grabs some knifes and a trampoline, and uses them to jump-stab Ked.

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Nov 13th 2020 at 3:37:03 AM