Warmart: REBOUGHT

a dork with a tophat, green shirt, blue pants and mismatched shoes (probably in his 16s) walks down the aisle, carrying a shopping cart.

he picks up an apple from the bottom of the stack, causing the apples to start dropping down the aisle, tripping Geek instead and sending her down the hallway.

oh, an apple- HOLY SHIT ITS A DISCOUNT

he immediately stuffs the cart with the apples.

Edited by Awe921 on Nov 9th 2020 at 11:23:12 AM

The blue haired woman struggles to keep her balance on the shelf, and falls off.

On the pink-and-red haired person.

Bee charges towards Geek, going through the pink aisle to avoid the apples, then wacks her with the Godzilla toy.

R3Ked grabs a shopping cart and quickly puts as much macaroni and cheese into it as he can.

Custard throws two cereal box ninja stars: One at Knife, the other at Bee.

[The pink-and-red adult is crushed underneath the weight of the blue-haired woman and respawns at the seafood counter. They grab an octopus and go to strangle Geek with its tentacles garrotte-style.]

"OH NO YOU DON'T!"

(The inventor man grabs a can of gasoline and pours it on R3Ked.)

Bee gets a papercut on his chest, but is otherwise fine. He then charges at Custard, and hits them several times with the Godzilla toy.

The blue haired woman groans on the floor. "Ugggh...what section is this?" Looking up...it seems to be the lawn care section.

Cut to her with a machete and a weed wacker. "COME AT ME, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

"Well, at least there's nothing to set me on fire with. Is there?"

R3Ked quickly checks to see if there is anything that can start a fire while bringing his shopping cart, running over Custard in the process.

Custard, after taking several blows, pulls out a family-size cereal box and uses it as a shield. They then kick Bee back into a shelf full of cereal boxes before making a getaway.

“Oh, but you’d be wrong.”

The man grabs R3 by his shirt and tosses him onto the burning remains of his jetpack.

[The pink-and-red-haired adult hears a voice calling from the lawn care aisle and grins.] a challenge, eh? I'll take it. [They make a mad dash in the lawn care aisle's direction, picking up Custard's lost shovel along the way, and lunges in the blue-haired woman's direction.]

R3Ked then respawns back in the food aisle. Near the macaroni, away from the shopping cart. He then runs up to the man and attempts to push him into the same burning remains, while recovering his shopping cart.

"Oh, nice!" The blue haired woman jumps in the air, swinging their weed wacker down on the pink and red haired adult.

Hijacking a nearby shopping cart, Custard grabs more flattened boxes and zooms towards the inventor man.

"Da darrana da dun dun dun da daaaaaaaaaaa!"

Edited by CustardAndPie on Nov 9th 2020 at 8:34:55 AM

Bee respawns in the garden section and grabs a rake, preparing for the next attack.

The man dodges the shove and runs away towards the lawn care section.

“Know what? I’ll join. Why the hell not?”

He hijacks a riding mower and rides it towards Custard.

[The weedwacker goes straight into the pink-and-red-haired adult's left arm. They grab it and yank it out with a hard jerk before swinging wildly at the blue-haired adult with the shovel in their good arm.]

Bee runs after Tales and attacks him with his rake in midair.

Edited by AyyBee121 on Nov 9th 2020 at 6:38:36 AM

The blue haired adult takes a bunch of beatings from the shovel, until they're on the ground. Their face is bloodied and bruised as they grab their weed whacker and swing at their opponent's feet.

Custard swerves around Knife and Cutbug, tossing a couple of cereal box ninja stars in their general direction. They then take a detour back to the gardening section, opting for a hoe this time.

(Tales is knocked off guard by the shove and careens into the gaming section. However, before that happens, he chucks a garden gnome at Custard.)

"Ok, at least I can continue getting the macaroni and cheese."

R3Ked returns to the food aisle and continues grabbing the macaroni and cheese.

[The pink-and-red-haired adult barely dodges the weedwacker, only to dive straight into the ninja star's trajectory. It lodges itself into her eye.] NGRAAAAAAAHHH!!