"Here's hoping." [Charles reaches for the dice, briefly checking to make sure RHM isn't standing over him. Nope, we're good.]
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Round 2 Summary:
Charles: Believes there is a monster behind him.
Selfie: Has peg legs. Has Super Strength . Benson: Keeps turning naked. Has giant hands.
Tyrone: Smol, has obsessive Singing Dissorder. Mind reading powers.
Derana: talks like a 4 year old. No Gravity.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy"So far, so good? ...well, not really, but it could be a lot worse. Let's go."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse! "You're going to jinx it."
"I literally have peg legs and strength to rip this game in half, which I wont, because then I'm pretty sure we'd all... blow up, I guess."
"No reason to not believe that this game is listening to us, plotting its next dodj, ready to mess us up in the most glorious way there is."
"...true. It's probably going to get a lot worse, now that you mention it. But it can also get a lot better! Look at the crazy cat-lady!" [Charles gestures in Derana's direction.] "She can fly, for chrissakes! Can't get much cooler than that!"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"... actually, what happens if we try to break the rules?"
Selfie glances at the Destinee card pile. He reaches out for it.
A drone of impending dread. As Selfie's hand gets closer, it starts getting louder... and louder...
"Yeah no forget it haha lets not anger the game thats trying to kill us."
[Charles cringes slightly, which intensifies as the drone gets louder. When it goes away, he lets out a loud "GAH!" of mixed confusion and relief.] "What was that? I could hear it through my headphones!"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Round 3, Player 1:
Charles (Black)
Charles rolls the die. He gets a 1.
Charles lands on a normal space.
Charles’ Darr, “Paint a painting using your butt.”
Charles successfully completes the Daar!
Charles’ Destinee, “you can now walk on walls!“ (Strength +20%)
Round 3, Player 2:
Selfie (Blue)
Selfie rolls the die. He gets 5.
Selfie lands on a normal space.
Selfie’s Daar, “memorize a page in the dictionary, and have the other players quiz you on a random word from that page.”
Selfie does not complete the dare.
Selfie’s dodj, “You will always feel like there is an earthquake happening,” (Reflexes -10%)
Round 3, Player 3:
Benson (Purple)
Benson rolls the die. He gets a 3.
Benson lands on a normal space.
Benson’s Daar, “Make a prank phone call.....to the police.”
Benson successfully completes the challenge!
Benson’s Destinee, “All physical appearance Dodjes that you currently have are now gone.”
Yes.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 22nd 2020 at 1:36:45 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy"D-does that count the naked one? It affects my physical appearance!"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster"Huh...!" [Charles runs up the wall and does a backflip.] "Oh, sick! Wait, can I walk on the ceiling too?" [He attempts to do so, but just falls back onto the floor next to Selfie.] "Oww..."
"At least nobody died." [He grabs a jumprope from the closet, walks about halfway up a wall, and starts jumping rope. On the wall.]
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 22nd 2020 at 4:59:02 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Meanwhile, Derana's still having fun just flying around the room.
"Leftover items still have value!"[Now Charles is doing tricks with the jumprope on the wall.] "Woo-hoo-hoo! This is actually kinda fun!"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!sorry for the double post, I just don't want this to get buried
[Charles eventually gets exhausted and sits down. He's still on the wall though.] "Alright... this isn't so bad. Let's keep going and see what happens."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"Yeah! Wonder what else will happen..."
"Leftover items still have value!""Your names are Charles, Selfie, Benson, and Derana"
(He now knows everyone's names due to his mind-reading powers.)
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 22nd 2020 at 5:34:33 AM
I can't think of a good signature.Round 3, Player 4:
Tyrone (Orange)
Tyrone rolls the dice. He gets a 1.
Tyrone lands on a normal space.
Tyrone’s Daar, “Choose somebody to receive the dodj for this card, or be selfless and take it yourself.”
Tyrone chooses, “Charles”
Round 3, Player 5:
Derana (Green)
Derana rolls the die. She gets 6.
Derana’s Daar, “flip over a car using only you hands, feet, and body.”
Derana completes the Daar!
Derana’s Destinee, “Add Another Die into the game. Draw another Destinee.“
Derana’s second Destinee, “You Now Fear Nothing!” (Bravery +20%)
For any future rounds, I’ll probably use two dice. I just didn’t want to break the mojo of the game.
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 22nd 2020 at 5:39:36 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy"...yes, and?" [Charles abruptly realizes that he never told Tyrone—or anyone here, for that matter—his name.] "Wait, how did you—?!"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"Charles, I pick Charles to pick this dodj."
Edited by AutisticAlivia on Aug 22nd 2020 at 5:39:18 AM
I can't think of a good signature."AW COME ON!"
"...so what's my dodj? I don't have all day."
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 22nd 2020 at 8:45:20 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!Dodje Announcement:
Charles’ Dodj, “your right arm is now being controlled by Benson.”
Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Aug 22nd 2020 at 6:16:05 AM
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy"Whew, that was exhausting, dunno how I did that..." Derana says, "but heh... suddenly I feel like I don't have anything to fear anymore? This game is nothing to me! Ahaha! ...That would probably sound more impressive if it wasn't said with this voice..."
"Leftover items still have value!""Wait, what?"
Benson raises his arm up, and Charles' arm rises up as well.
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster[Charles stares in abject horror at his right arm. He tries to move it, only to no avail.] "Crap. Need to get rid of this. Fast."
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"Haha! This is great!"
Benson moves Charles' arm to make him slap his own face repeatedly.
"Hahah! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
"Okay. Roll the dice and hope no-one dies." Selfie frowns, quivering at the long way they have to go before they are able to break the curse of the Dodj or Darr.
Edited by Awe921 on Aug 22nd 2020 at 1:15:32 PM