Number 1: Replace every "E" with the Bee Movie script.
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Unfortunately, the meme crowd digs it, and as a result, gets really into theatre as a whole.
Speaking as a theatre major, the meme crowd already found theatre, so that's nothing new. :P
NUMBER 2: Spend the whole budget putting the show on ice, and don't rehearse the actors.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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You know how Lorenzo St. DuBois made everyone think the show was a satire? Well, now all the actors act like he did, and people think it's a satire from the get-go; the show sells like hotcakes.
Number 3: Literally get the actors to start assaulting minorities in the audience. There's no way that can be misinterpreted.
Edited by edchump4 on Nov 11th 2019 at 12:17:00 AM
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The show becomes highly popular with racists and masochists.
4. The show randomly stops to show the worst parts of notoriously bad movies.
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I'm back, I guess.
5. The only food we will only have is vegetarian soup.
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Vegans would buy that.
6. Kill the main characters in the beginning
PIZZA HUT FAMILY... TRANSCENDS SPIRITUAL REALITY
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It would be Decoy Protagonist all over the place and it focuses more on the supporting cast which makes the work unique for its time.
7. Have a very questionable pairing as the Alpha Couple. (ex. Incest) "I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Since people already think it's satire they look for deep subtext in the relationship and create several theories on how it brilliantly and blatantly makes fun of our consumer culture.
8. Have all the lights in the theater be turned off.
The audience thinks that the show is better, since they can't see it. Though they can still hear "Springtime for Hitler".
9. Engage in THE UNEXPECTED DESTRUCTION OF ELABORATELY ENGINEERED ARTIFACTS, to piss off a critic who wasn't even reviewing this show.
It's this critic: http://web.mit.edu/puzzle/www/2012/puzzles/ben_bitdiddle/
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Nov 11th 2019 at 9:03:20 AM
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Unfortunately, most of the audience aready hates said critic, so the moment got uproarious cheers.
Number 10: fire the orchestra, replace them all with a bunch of cats on a giant keyboard.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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The audience is so busy gushing over the cute cats that they don't notice how bad the actual show is.
11. The leads are played by Tommy Wiseau, M. Night Shyamalan, and Kirk Cameron.
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They’re so hammy that the show becomes So Bad, It's Good.
12: Don’t have a show at all. Have an empty theater for 2 hours.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
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They'll think it's some kind of abstract performance art and come anyway.
13. Every single scene is just an Aristocrats skit.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
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The stand-up crowd now dig the show because they're so familiar with the source material that they have opinions on variations thereof.
14: Have 6 plays being performed onstage at the same time.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Nov 11th 2019 at 2:49:43 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The crowd thinks that it's a metaphor, and all the plays are one.
15. Everyone's nude.
Edited by Playing_with_boy on Nov 11th 2019 at 3:43:17 AM
Not Sherlock Holmes
I think you know what type of crowd will come to the theater...
16: Kill everyone who comes to the show.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Oh Captain!~
Well great, now you've got a suicidal audience. At least they'll go out happily, right?
17. The entire play is done backwards, complete with backmasked dialogue containing... controversial messages.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Unfortunately due to the writers not paying attention some of the subliminal message make people think the play is great.
18 Replace all actors with cardboard cutouts and cheap tape recorders with the lines on it
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Now THAT is a wonderful No Budget idea!
It's a shame that the OP who started this thread got banned, but seeing the potential of this thread and realizing how fun this thread is, lets continue this one even if the OP's no longer around.
19: Submittingng Rule 34 fan-art for an episode of a cartoon.
Edited by alnair20aug93 on Nov 15th 2019 at 3:23:46 AM
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See response to point 15, only this time the audience have a different fetish.
20. Leave the play as-is. Don't hire some junkie to play as Hitler, and make the play as professionally produced as possible while not changing anything in the actual script.
Edited by edchump4 on Nov 15th 2019 at 2:26:47 AM
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My reaction would be: Perfect, but meh.
21: Make a movie littered with all memes that would be instantly dated next week.
Edited by alnair20aug93 on Nov 16th 2019 at 4:09:38 AM
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Remember when the meme crowd discovered theatre through our Bee Movie scheme? Well, now they're back. And they're writing fanfic. Full of even more memes.
22: Perform the show in the crosswalk during rush hour!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Free audience! They're amazed by the play.
23. Kill 3/4 of audience.
Oh Captain!~
Same as the response to #16, except the surviving 1/4 will still enjoy the show despite not being allowed to die.
24. Insert pointless Toilet Humor in random scenes, especially if they're as juvenile as possible.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
We make suggestions to make "Springtime for Hitler: A Gay Romp With Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden" bad. However, the people will still love it. Why, who knows? Posts should be like this: Poster 1: Make Adam Sandler play Hitler. Poster 2: The people think that this is a comeback for Adam and love it. Every new idea will be added to the previous ideas in like a giant combination of badness. Get going!