Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

The◊ Reaping

So, how do you guys feel about another Google Translate season? Because I'm doing that right now.

For those weren't around for Season 302, I basically put all of that season's events through several different layers of Google Translate, translate them back into English, and post the results for everyone. I'll be doing the same thing here.

I do feel it would be appropriate here, as April Fools' Day is coming up, and both Google Translate and April Fools' Day can be quite chaotic.

The◊ Bloodbath

• Elena kills her boss before she finishes her first job.
• Peter went into the crowd.
• For food, Chef Penn surprised us with a Cadbury Creme Egg.
• "There's blood," Wanda told her Pokemon.
• Get some fresh seeds and see if you can find them. It's about "joy".
• Gilby went to the corn field.
• The candy queen is proud of her flag.
• Max is happy at work.
• Ramsay threw sand at Sergey's eyes, but Sergey remembered that he was wearing protective gloves.
• "What else, they are in big trouble," asked Agni Rani.
• Captain Nair was not informed due to team mistakes.
• I die in red, I die in yellow.
• Hong Lu is kind but sad.
• Sinclair's players left the field unprepared.
• Falcon officials said the officer suffered life-threatening injuries. The last thing you want to do before you die is life insurance.
• Jeff and the Angels are back.
• It is said that Horus was killed because he was afraid of rabbits.
• Kim tells Evie to plan her escape.
• Malu asked. "What is happening." Suddenly I felt that something bad was happening.
• "Bones" is a success at the box office.
• The mouse fell.
• The boy got angry and threw the rabbit at Jenny and ran away.
• Wrong usage! Rosenz and Guildenstern try to escape and leave!
• Carrot brought Winnie the Pooh Jr. Anonymous Contributor package.
• Captain Tang ran into the corner.
• Bar Zervov did not know how to mark and indicate reinforcement.
• One of them escaped from the body.
• The nose of the waterfall is alive.
• It's a dress! Ephraim stood up.
• Mom tries to find a number to put every number on the bee. But he gave me clothes.
• Napat fled from India.
• Yehudin saw the mobile phone in Poh's hand.
• After Roger attacks Larry, he bleeds out and saves Roger.
• "Ah! I'm hungry!" Usagi exclaimed. Done
• Inspector Boyd escapes in the poison box.
• Killu steals Takun's wine and drinks it. The water is not surprising.
• The inspector ran away.
• Yoshi smiled at the giant fruit. he ran away
• Carlos ran away.
• or not
• He forgot to leave this place because he had built a large wooden dam.
• Internal medicine disease
• Fortunately, the injured person was taken to the emergency room.
• It usually takes a long time. He lost consciousness after a car accident. I fell into the nearby water.
• Now the country is doing well, then Pham, Adams and the Hon. Tiktok, Akuta, Constance, Bucky and Hal are the first children adopted by Heather, Alan, Jessica and Matt.
• John ran away.
• The Blue Duke Devils were defeated and eliminated.

Day◊ One

• He killed the owner of the house. The sound of deer and elk indicate their location again and the driver stops again. After a great battle, the big donkey killed the king's son on a tree.
• The King of Bones tells Hong Lu that fighting is futile.
• Clay, Cadbury Creme Egg, Mahito, Angry Kid and Carl Oda make me.
• When Constance meets a friendly NPC, she says, “Good man!
• Juwa, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern prepare dinner for friends. They will be holy.
• Nellie runs to Haa. The correct answer is "Switzerland/Turkey".
• Jeff patted Captain Dan on the shoulder. Mr. Nobu and the Big Stone.
• Intense activates the bomb, but there is no one in the bomb area.
• "What a beautiful shield!" - she said, straightening her red shield. Gilby replied, "I know!"
• Larry, Nitori, John, Inspector Boyd and Kira are Larry's officers. He was so distracted that he forgot to play and left.
• His family is dead and Alan is kneeling by the coffin, but for Max it's just a dream.
• He got angry and threw the meat aside.
• Rich is money. Medicines are needed to cure illnesses and quickly restore health.
• Later, Peter gets angry and tries to kill himself by jumping off a building. Peter is very simple.
• The food cart also came.
• Alina asked Yang Qin, "Do you think I'm crazy? Ask." Yang Qian asks Alina if she wants the real answer.
• They accused Captain Falcone of stealing the watch and stealing it. He won the case.
• Yoshi Dasu raised his hands above his head. Duff has his head and asks if Yoshi's hands are dry.
• Skeleton and Candy Queen are afraid of Bucky. He destroys the book of bones.
• Sinclair "kills" the Pokémon Egg in his hand, stealing its power and appearance.
• TikTok is at risk of being stolen from the community by Baal Zwubi. The author is afraid of flying.
• Jessica only knows one song, but you can bet she'll be listening to it all night.
• Roman believes that bananas are stronger than coffee. - So you don't want to drink! As mentioned above.
• The surgeon cried, but Jane did not.
• Bunny uses the thrown gift as a toy.
• Anna was very angry with Ramses' decision (but not too much) and killed him.
• Efrim has a copy of Chrome named "REFUCKINGWRITE.838458503".
• Gretna's reaction surprised the man.

Fallen◊ Tributes - Yellow Guy, Road Safety Man, Horatio, Killua, Sotherbee, The Rabbit of Caerbannog, Duke Blue Devil, The Prince, Oda Mae, Bucky, Rameses

BTW, please call me Jake.

One word: Jinx.
Note: Yohane is canonically Born Unlucky (perhaps if assuming this is similar to her main work counterpart, as she is effectively an alt of Yoshiko Tsushima), and then the "string of misfortune events" falls to the other tribute instead.

Oh wait, with neither dead and considering the number of tributes fallen this early is relatively high... I think I should breath a sigh of relief for now.

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Mar 30th 2024 at 9:17:17 PM

How many games got ported into Nintendo Switch? A lot of them.

i'm assuming RSM blindly ran into a road again

Edited by Routeferret on Mar 30th 2024 at 12:54:16 PM

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)

Well, I fouled out early lol 😅

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."

Just a side-note for the host, it's Qilby, not Gilby.

Aaah right. That was a mistake on my part, sorry!

Edited by Scipion3 on Mar 30th 2024 at 4:41:28 PM

"You're married like me, you know monstrosity can take many forms."

You do realize that it's a Google Translate season, right?

BTW, please call me Jake.

The translation to "John" was predicted because, that's from where it comes.

From the Love Live Fandom wiki:

I put [nick] in the block since her original counterpart has it as her nickname, but in the spin-off it becomes her actual name instead.

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Mar 30th 2024 at 11:16:29 PM

How many games got ported into Nintendo Switch? A lot of them.

Matt sounds like it could be Mahito's 4kids-ized name.

Night◊ Two

• Scammers are threatening to steal or kill Cadbury eggs. Cadbury Creme Eggs are out of stock.
• Arnav asks Chrom what he wants for dinner. Chrom took the gun and held it.
• As Colby gets on his bike, a piece of wood is placed in front of him.
• Captain Daniel dispatches Neon Nat, but Captain Daniel does not survive and is captured.
• Detective Boyd arrives in his hometown and kills the dragon after a fierce battle.
• Lal tries to give Jill her advice. Matt didn't care.
• Constance and Bad Boy decide to find the sleeping monkey. Then he saw the monkey's head.
• Duke invites Neal to play with him. They are also participating in this project.
• A thread of chaos and path. Tik Tok decided to kill Shiva.
• Gretna and Wanda steal a truck and run to the factory. He was shot, his car was stolen, and others followed him.
• Clothes need love and care. The marshal followed, but the skeleton king did not.
• Kate wants to be a singer. The dessert queen got her wish and Taco Bell died.
• When Alina tries to steal Captain Falcon, she becomes so enraged that she turns Captain Falcon into a child.
• Pokemon eggs go crazy when they see candy everywhere. They all seem to be big fans.
• When George blew his whistle, the guards couldn't stop him.
• Yoshi's egg has the power to create physicists.
• Hara calls a hunter who shoots the soldiers, which causes an explosion.
• John closed his eyes and refused to be there.
• Sukuna, Ephraim and Aksu began recording their changes. They all work.
• Jessica tries to find out Reddew's secret. Thank you for your business
• Carly makes a delicious meal with Larry's ingredients and gives it to Anna. I loved Anna.
• Sometimes Naved would ask his brother to change his clothes and buy leather goods. Still the same problem.
• He gave Peter nine tails and turned him into a cat.
• Sinclair is horrified and asks Princess Torresana to explain the meaning of the Spanish word for "half comet".
• Bones: "Where's page four?" Listen, but now... But this is the fourth Chaos Emerald.
• Max wants to stop killing the Mad Hatter because it gives him an adrenaline rush.
• Go eat cake.
• They went to a pizzeria to get pizza, and other people brought pizza.
• Jeff made fun of the Rosenlawns and the Guildensterns. He did everything Jeff did that night.
• In that country, there was a man who actually climbed the wall. But he made a mistake and ceased to exist permanently.
• "Beelzebub" promised a new play, but it has been delayed until next year.
• Helen did not know how to use the cream.

Day◊ Two

• Pedro cursed the queen with a flaming sword. But all insults were replaced by eyes.
• Many thanks to Konstanzia for providing it.
• The king threw the dice at Wanda, but she ran away. Yoshi is afraid of the egg and tells the skeleton king that Wanda is only 10 meters tall.
• Unfortunately, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern found a horse. On a horse
• Bones threw a plastic bottle at the nurse. He sent an email that hit Anna over the head.
• Red Heron decided to develop his painting business by throwing garbage and large rocks into the river.
• Zen Shop Get a box of "Quick Click" chocolates by attacking a Pokémon.
• Prepare chicken and bread. After eating the pork, he became angry.
• "I love you, I miss you, I miss you." Does your goat smoke?
• Grau spoke of a "misunderstanding".
• Captain of the Falcon Guard
• Do you remember Jeff Gilby? Restore memory
• Carl is in second place with Larry, Captain Dean, Sally and Max. Yes
• "I'm proud of you!!!" Detective Boyd Sinclair has sworn to believe in the Iron Bible until death.
• Before he died, Allen Tapp said, "If my father wanted me to live, he wouldn't have killed me."
• Instead of fighting Magina, Kachi frees the good guys and saves them.
• Never escaped from prison by taxi. But on the way he met Rock and the guards killed him.
• Cadbury Creme eggs are being moved for unknown reasons.
• In March, Arnav tied a rope to Johnny's leg, ending any hope of recovery. What does he alone think?
• Lu Gu took salt and ordered carrots and sodium chloride.
• At home, viewers vote to decide whether Queen Candy, Thunder or Elena will die. Mithai Rani has won the election.
• Geratin offers sandwiches, pickles and snacks.
• In the middle of the 13th century, one of the greatest disasters in world history took place in Jerusalem on the Sinai Peninsula. The evil King Arthur wants to build a new Camelot and decides to destroy the people.
• Ifá went to Shakun and they pulled out his teeth. But Shakuna lost her tooth before she could donate blood.
• The surgeon is ready.
• Riga M.

Fallen◊ Tributes - Nitori, Red, Kit, Heromin, Jessica, Usagi, Mahito, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Ena, Clay, Lord Big Rabbit, Havok, Beelzebub, Sinclair, Toph, Nabbit, Cadbury's Creme Egg, The Candy Queen, Efrim

I do admit that was a bloody update with 19 tributes dead, but stay tuned for the next update.

BTW, please call me Jake.

Mahito, I am disappoint.

Hooray, Beelzebub didn't die in the first update! ...she died in the second update instead :^) Ah well, if you're going to set a low bar, you shouldn't be shocked if your tribs put the bare minimum of effort into clearing it.

Do like that she killed herself after being tricked into eating another contestant tho. Seems like Even Gluttony Has Standards.

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe

Wow, Allen. Didn't expect you to kill Toph in cold blood like that.

Night◊ Two

• He was drinking coffee in the long corridor.
• Magic is big business. A hot song is not a song.
• The ship arrives at a large island and President Snow arrives. But he was shot in the head
• Drink hot chocolate and wine
• John put the rabbit in the driver's trunk.
• Jane doesn't want to get drunk, she wants to be good
• Captain Falcon said he likes McDonald's. Eva loves Wendy, but she rejects him.
• Fire Chief, unfortunately, Skoltech sees him as an easy target and kills him. Kill the bones after completing the objective.
• Elena and Yoshi Adachi go to school together, but Elena gets a book for trying to kill Yoshi Adachi.
• Medusa tells Jurule that the words "prison" and "death" have the same meaning.
• Allen took Peter's letter and began to read it.
• He shook his head and put down his glass.
• Jill and her dog fight over a giant origami doll.
• Jeff Henglo is a tragedy. The two looked at each other for a few seconds, but Nkabatog Ya Mbomo realized that this was the song he had been waiting for.
• Go to a restaurant to eat. After dinner he said he didn't want to feed him.
• While Carl, Inspector Boyd, Blanche and Larry are at the Pokemon Egg Store, he tells Max to get the stick.
• The cross crosses, the skull laughs, the legs laugh.
• Registered Roo Tik Tok license but nothing happened. Others: "No, be hungry ... and chicken."
• The police took Ludo Grebek and threw him in front of the barrier.
• Captain Dean reads the message and picks up the French.
• Constance decides not to go to the party.

Day◊ Three

• Captain Falcon mentions his famous death
• Pokemon eggs are sprayed all over the body with a good hit.
• Mr. Max Chapa turned and looked at the steering wheel
• Alan tries to kill Kilby but fails due to data conditions.
• Everyone has friends, and Jeff has none. I refused to cooperate.
• This man promised to turn all the dinosaurs of the world into cats.
• Kira was killed by Wang Yunzhong's lightning strike.
• The second short note is vanilla and carrot. A great light appeared in his eyes.
• Wear protective clothing.
• Elena asks Logan to tell the truth. "This is not good," Loko thinks.
• Bro, I need to hire someone else.
• He, on the other hand, was angry.
• Use the double jump to get the blue keratin.
• Kara and Tsukune examine the bones and save with Captain Dean.
• Yoshi's eagle cut off Constance's arm. Teach him to bake a cake.
• Angry boy becomes a bomb. Instead, he released it before it exploded. Instead, he threw it into the air.
• Patrick doesn't use his basketball skills.
• John chooses movies based on his interests.

Fallen◊ Tributes - March Hare, The Flame Sword Princess, Carl, Inspector Boyd, Tree Trunks, Larry, The Skeleton King, Mr. Tick-Tock, Wanda, Surge, Carrot, Angry Kid

Final update of the day btw

BTW, please call me Jake.

I'm surprised Sukuna didn't bump up the Snow death count.

I had a busy Saturday night and I'm not used to this pacing after last season's slow one, so lemme catch up...

Alas, poor Horatio! I knew him, Yorick. And in Soviet Panem, rabbits pet YOU!

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Huh, Carl actually passed that sandwich-making minigame.

But oh no, Peter became a Rabbitsune◊, and now he's partially the very animal he fears! And I didn't expect a naughty lil kid like Max to enjoy being hit.

And sorry Bee, event suggestions are still closed until next year further notice due to the resin glitch.

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This 17-second theme song but the guitar riffs are replaced with goat noises.

Also, this is where I would roll for the random nom school that Alina tried cracking the Yoshi Egg in... if there was one!

But Max, what kind of cruel prank was that?! If Cole and Larry beat you in that competition earlier that day, this isn't how to respond to that, especially since Cole took getting 2nd Place well! Still though... forget Angel Bunny becoming a technical MM for killing all 29 (AR) Equestrian Heroes (and Crimson Gale) in S97... this is a real Hair-Raising Hare in the making!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 30th 2024 at 7:18:23 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Telling you that even the passionate have their "feeling down" moments...

Btw, it's kind of cool to consider the other tribute here actually having a channel (what gives!?)

How many games got ported into Nintendo Switch? A lot of them.

Damn grom..... that was rude

I like cats.

Welp I'm out early.

The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.

Killua died immediately by drinking bleach. Lmao. It's up to you now, Ihwa.

...THE MIRACLE OF SHADOW RISING, ALL THAT MATTERS NOW COLLIDING...

Skeletek has been in-character so far, even teaming up with the Candy Queen to torture somebody

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 31st 2024 at 1:06:25 PM

"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."

Night◊ Three

• John tried some UNO cards. Silence then became a destructive weapon.
• Sifo thanks him and says he needs shoes. Jeff looked at him and asked Douglas if he wore glasses. Douglas replied, "Thank you. I stole something from the world."
• Luo Heng founded a charity organization. But it turns out it was a secret and all the money ended up in his pocket.
• Bakemon Fruit Bakery is now open!
• Constance and Mad Hatter argue about what's better: the dress or the hair.
• Falcon O.K. Captain Allen. I called Kling and Allen. * cried Captain Falcon looking in the bathroom mirror.
• Acorn marries President Snow to build a better camp.
• Max goes to the movie theater and finds a tape of the missing episode.
• Use blue magnets to attract bees.
• The evil captain tries to trick Don, but Don disapproves of his efforts and mocks him.
• Picking a pearl from a stone is a disaster.
• Jane builds a drone from a garden hose and a robotic arm
• Yoshi Enda knows that everyone is a friend now.
• Ducks and Thunder hold hands.
• Sharpe Peters sets the date you want.
• Kilby and Gretna try to get to Salter's house. Because they are free, they are victims.
• Bones shake the world like stones on the road.

Day◊ Four

• Akuta tries to pull Constance into two parked cars, but misses and falls on top of Tsukune.
• Mr. Zheng locks the old man in a box as punishment for his past actions. He never saw a ghost.
• Earth temporarily turns Max's head into a lemon, and Grom, who tries to eat him, kills him.
• Pokemon eggs are rare in Korea. They share the details of their lives and bring them to life.
• Subject says he gave Jeff and Captain Falcon egg sandwiches.
• Arena defeats Yiratina with a powerful blow.
• He played football in the teams of Johan Kilby, Gross, Rog and Petros.
• According to Hong Lu, if it rains like this, the next 24 hours will be useless for "Crazy Hush Paris".
• Alan: Broken glass. Hero throws cabbage on Cabbage Day.
• Dead Yoshi should watch out for Ravana.
• Drink green oil and die randomly.

Fallen◊ Tributes - Ihwa, Grom, Giratina, Blue

BTW, I rolled for which event Blue died from, and I got this event-

• (Player1) non-lethally flays (Player2) alive, then throws (him/her/them/it/them2) into a pit lined with salt to die a slow, painful death.

BTW, please call me Jake.

Sukuna, plz.

I'm also rooting for him aside from my tribute

Everyone has criminal ties? Pokemon Egg, you were the one who turned Max savage!... Or did you? But aw man, that lemon event didn't count as another kill for the savage bun!

And Giratina? Weak?! (Sees Alina fire herself nekkid at it, killing it) Touché.

But hey, Happy Easter, Trans Day of Visibility, and 6k1 Day, everyone!

Anyway, since Jake didn't roll for the random AE that the Yoshi Egg survived, I did so, and it was the Category 5 wave^note A Category 5 wave escapes containment from a sports stadium and is heading straight for the Arena! !

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 31st 2024 at 7:51:20 PM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

if zhen became a podium finisher even though i nominated her on impulse and haven't even seen her source material that would be a Real HGS Moment

be nice to benjamin it's not his fault he got beat up by a microbe