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3563.7. Bob may not stick my PC in the microwave. (How the FUCK did you get it in there!? It's bigger than the microwave itself!)
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Knuckles the Echidna
3563.8: Bob may not stick my TV into the oven.
3563.9: No, you can't the oven on on with my TV in it! You're making matters worse!
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
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3564: Bob is not allowed to assimilate interns. What the actual fuck?
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3564.1. Bob may not assimilate his employers either.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
Knuckles the Echidna
3564.2: Bob isn't allowed to assimilate the higher-ups either.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
3564.3: And he certainly isn't allowed to assimilate my family members, either.
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall
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3565: Bob is not allowed to try and break the toaster Stable Time Loop. You created it, for Christ’s sake!
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Knuckles the Echidna
3565.1: Bob may not find all of the world's Stable Time Loops and destroy them either.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Cynthia's New Kimono!
3565.2. Bob may not try to do any time travel business.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
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3566: Oh fuck not this again!
3566.1: Oh fuck not this again!
3566.2: Oh fuck not this again!
3566.3: Oh fuck not this again!
Edited by dvorak on Mar 8th 2024 at 9:55:56 AM
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3566.4. Bob is no longer allowed to put dvorak into another timeloop. Just dvorak. He can put anyone else in a time loop, so be careful.
3566.5. He can put anyone else in a time loop, so be careful.
3566.5. He can put anyone else in a time loop, so be careful.
3566.5. He can put anyone else in a time loop, so be careful.
from here on out, it's all bee puns and 16th century humor without historical context
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3567: Bob is not allowed to watch the Ring tape on a comically high up TV. We do not need Spider-Sadako terrorising the warehouse.
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3567.1: No, don't play the Ring tape on Times Square's screens either. If an Attack of the 50 Ft. Sadako Clones is gonna be more worse than this one.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Cynthia's New Kimono!
3568. Bob may not cause me to fall asleep with his boring lectures.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
The World's Least Powerful Man
3569: Bob may not eat other people's lunches. I'm almost impressed we got this far in without having to ban him from doing it...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
3569.1: Bob may not get The Judgment Day to eat other people's lunches for him. The fact he didn't know Dirty Dom is allergic to pasta does not excuse him.
Edited by Sammael29 on Mar 11th 2024 at 2:46:01 AM
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3569.2. Bob may not break into my house to eat my dinner, either.
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Knuckles the Echidna
3569.3: Bob is no longer allowed to enter everyone's houses just to eat their dinner.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
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3570: Bob is not allowed to claim that I have the Absolute Solver just because I set my eye colour to yellow.
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3571. Bob may not poison my coffee again.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia
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3572: Bob is not allowed to leak the Trope Co Files. THE REASON IM BANNED FROM STATEN ISLAND IS IN THEM!
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3753: Bob is to quit it with the references to "SUPER-EARTH" or he's not allowed to play Helldivers II any more.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 12th 2024 at 11:14:07 AM
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3574: Bob is not allowed to be a DJ at our office parties. Yeah, you DJ’ed for your old band, but your taste in music makes my ears want to commit suicide.
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3563.6. Bob may not burn up my computer with a heat ray.
"This kimono is perfect for the Hisui-themed festival, right?" - Cynthia