Tropers: The Series

"Hey, guys, I found it! This was surprisingly easy."

(Tropes then takes the record to the check-out counter.)
SVEN: "Oooooh, Ring Ring! My mother said she used to have a copy of this when she was a child."

"Your mother certainly has good taste. Or maybe not, I've never actually heard this album. Anyway, how much is it?"

SVEN: "135 Swedish Kronor! A pretty fair price for a album many Swedes wouldn't part with."

"No, what's a Kronor?"

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SVEN: "The plural for our country's currency, Swedish krona."

"I see. And how much is that in Australian dollars?"

edited 21st Jun '18 8:31:15 PM by TropesForever

SVEN: "Just $20.56!"

I pull out my wallet my wallet, with my money adding up to $20.55.

"Uh...will you accept a handkerchief in place of one cent?"

SVEN: "There's also a five kronor tax."

I rip the handkerchief into five pieces.

"Does this work?"

SVEN: "In my store, when a customer isn't able or willing to pay full price, I make them sing a song from the artist who did whatever album they're trying to buy. If they manage to sing the song in it's entirety, They get a discount. And if they manage to sing the song perfectly without messing up, They'll get their record for free and their face up on our wall of fame."

edited 21st Jun '18 9:34:30 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Am I allowed to look up the lyrics?"

SVEN: "Well, those who look up the lyrics beforehand get a 15% discount while whoever sings a entire song gets a 25% discount."

"I'm too lazy to do the mental calculations. Can I ask one of my more ABBA-loving friends for help?"

(Enter Chey and Ford.)
"The Chey Bus went down, but don't worry, The bus-driving mechanoid's trying his best to fix it. We had to walk all the way over here."

"Chey! Ford! Can you guys help me? We need to sing an ABBA song to get a discount on this album."

SVEN: "Ooh! Ooh! How about singing Mamma Mia? That's a catchy one. Here's some costumes you can wear."
(Sven then goes in the back and returns with homemade versions of the costumes that the members of ABBA wore in the Mamma Mia video.)
"Well, I'm dressing as Agnetha."

"I'll dress as...whichever one 'B' is."

SVEN: "The BB in ABBA were Benny and Bjorn."
"I guess I'll dress up as Benny...'"
(Tropes takes the Bjorn costume while Puma takes the Benny costume, thus leaving the Anni-Frid costume.)

edited 21st Jun '18 10:10:32 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Taco steps in. "I'll take that."

Meanwhile, Mister Duck, as his Ducktor personality, is following his own leads, which takes him to a retirement home.

"Most people old enough to have bought an original copy would be in their 60s," he reasoned to himself. "Maybe someone here has it."

edited 21st Jun '18 11:34:23 PM by atimnie

-Meanwhile, Melody is at a mall-

Melody: Records, or plushies. Nah, I'm going plushies.

-she comes out of the plushie store with Chey and Ford plushies, making the plushies kiss each other-

(Cue audience laughter, Back at the record store...)
"How come Puma isn't saying anything?"
(Cue another commercial)
MALE ANNOUNCER: "Introducing the Build-Your-Own Troper kit! Now you can build life-size models of your favorite Tropers; Tropes, Tales, Puma, and Taco! Order now!"
(Cut back to Chey who starts carefully removing the Benny costume from the Puma dummy and gives it to Taco.)
"I'm sorry."
"Oh, no. I'm not dressing up as Anni-Frid. I'd rather just have the Agnetha costume."
"Ford, you have some nice, curly hair. You can do it."
"Well, your hair's darker and longer!"
"I'm sorry, Fordie but I'm quite happy in the Agnetha costume."
"Oh, alright... Where's the bathroom?"
SVEN: "Straight through there."
"Thanks."
(Chey, Ford, Tropes, and Taco then go to the bathroom to change. Cue a full-on recreation of the Mamma Mia music video with our four ABBA-impersonating heroes singing the song. Use your imagination for that bit.)

edited 22nd Jun '18 1:15:30 AM by EeveeGirlChey

Taco, tries to improvise his own dancing to the song, and regularly cuts into parts where he is supposed to not sing, which is most of the time, as he really isn't supposed to sing. This generally makes the video messier.

edited 22nd Jun '18 1:23:48 AM by TacoBadger