Tropers: The Series

JOKER: K.

edited 23rd Mar '18 1:15:32 PM by Joker45654

"Hey, where's Fussenpepper at? Usually, he's here sabotaging this moment."
SONNY: "He has food poisoning today, I have to stop and buy industrial-strength daisy-scented air freshener for the bathroom on the way back to our lair..."
"Well, who'll present the trophy?"
???: "TROOPERS! "
"OH, DEAR LORD, NOT HIM!"
MR. SKITTLE: "Hallo, Troopers! How's the treep been goin'?"
"Mr. Skittle, I thought you hauled back to Tropesburg?"
"Well, Frida and Mrs. Skittle are takin' care of things there. Food, how have you been? Are yoo still mad at me over those cupcakes?"
"A little..."
"Now then, I've been assigned to present teese trophies to tah players of tah golf game. For Sony, A tiny, bronze trophy as well as a seeven inch single of a Beep Geeks song."
SONNY: "It's the Bee Gees, you wack. Well, at least I get a good song as a sort of a consolation prize."
(Sonny takes a look at his prize, it's actually the 7" single of I Started a Joke.)
SONNY: "Oh, hahaha! Real funny! You really think the joke's on me, eh? Well, I'll be back! Not next episode, not in two episodes from now, but I shall return! You're all a bunch of airheads! You know I don't like their 60s crap!"
"SEE YA! Oh, and their 60s crap is good"
(Sonny and his henchmen leave.)
" And for Toosunky, dees shiny, gold trophy. Here you goo, Miss."
(The Tropers all applaud as Mr. Skittle gives the trophy to Tsunku who then passes it to Tales)
" Weel, dat's all. I'll see yoo all later. Bye!"
(Mr. Skittle then leaves. Chey and Ford start making their way back to the inn.)
TSUNKU: "Where are you going?"
"Ford and I have a inn room, remember?"
TSUNKU: "Oh."

edited 23rd Mar '18 2:07:23 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Melody: Hey! What do I get? I managed to cause some chaos!

"The fact I forgive you for earlier in the episode and a hug."
(Chey proceeds to hug Melody)

"But I wanted a trophy."

Melody sulked off, but not before having the skewer start playing a Most Annoying Sound on repeat.

"Guess I'm sharing a room with Tsunku."

(Tales puts the trophy on the case, it disappears, note appears, yada yada yada. The note reads "Find out Socrates's greatest, or you will be sent to the shades of Hades.")

"Guess we're going to Greece."

Season 3 Episode 6: Greece Lightning

"Wahey! I love Greece! Where are we going, exactly?"

Melody ran around in circles.

"Athens."

"Awww! I wanted to go to the beach!"

gtg. Night y'all

(Cue next scene showing Ford getting in the shower much to the excitement of the Ford fangirls in the audience. Obviously, he's only shown from the waist up. Clone!Robin then hops in the shower, earning applause from the audience as well as some squealing from some of the female audience members)
"Could you pass the shampoo?" (Ford passes the shampoo to his shower-mate, unaware it's Clone!Robin)
"Thank you." (Just after Clone!Robin squirts shampoo onto his hand, Ford turns around and sees the person who he just passed his shampoo to and screams, Clone!Robin follows suit.)
"OH GOOD ZARKING GOD! Robin, why are you in my shower?"
"My shower doesn't work. Anyways, I'm joining you all this episode."
"Really?"
"Yes. I couldn't find the others..."
"Ah well. I see your hair's gotten longer."
"' Oh, thanks. We better hurry up before the hot water goes out... And before the audience loses their minds.'"
(Ford and Clone!Robin continue with washing their hair, cut to next scene where Ford and Clone!Robin are walking together, with Ford wearing his normal clothes and Clone!Robin wearing a white turtleneck and jeans. They bump into Chey)
"'Oh, sorry.'"
"It's okay, Robin... Wait, ROBIN?!" (Chey hugs Clone!Robin and he smiles)
"Yes, it's me. Hi, Chey! I get to come along with you all to Greece this episode. What's been happening since my absence?"
"Tsunku and Tales are a couple now, that's one thing that happened. Ahh, I'll tell you on the way."

edited 23rd Mar '18 3:42:30 PM by EeveeGirlChey

(Junon is peacefully nibbling on a gyro sandwich at a nearby table.)

"Guys, the flight is about to leave."

(Cut to the trio)
"Oh, wow. It's both quite a shame and such a relief I didn't get to see everything you told me about."
"Yeah, it was pretty wild."
"What did you and Ford do last night?"
(cut to a flashback involving Chey and Ford doing karaoke at a pub. However, Ford was drunk and Chey had too much sugar so the entire pub was treated to a terrible rendition of "(Our Love) Don't Throw It All Away", to put it bluntly.)
(slurred) "🎵 Ohhhh, We changed the world we made it ours to hold, But dreams are made for those who really tryyyyyyyy This losing you is real but I still feel you here insiiiiiiiiiiiiide 🎵"
(screaming) "🎵 DON'T THROW IT ALL AWAY, OUR LOVE, OUR LOVE, DON'T THROW IT ALL AWAY, OUR LOVE!!!! DON'T THROW IT ALL AWAY, OUR LOVE, OUR LOVE, DON'T THROW IT ALL AWAY, OUR LOVE!!! 🎵"
(cut to Chey carrying Ford back to their inn room)
(still slurring) "They loved us, dolly, they looooved us"
"Shh, shh. We can't wake anyone up, Ford..."
(flashback over)
"....Let's get to the plane."

edited 23rd Mar '18 4:14:31 PM by EeveeGirlChey

Junon: (pouting) Gimme a few secs, man. This gyro is delish!

(Junon attempts to board the plane. She's disguised in her human form, by the way.)

"If you paid whoever you got the gyro from already, you can bring it with you."
(Chey, Ford, and Clone!Robin runs to the plane)

"You know, I'm not sure I'd fit in like this in Greece. Way too warm, no counting the fact that I'm a giant man in a metal mask. I only have a limited set of stuff to use, though, so I have to be... Careful about my decision. Well, I can decide on the plane."

And with that, Revenge is delivered his to-go coffee, and he pays, gets up, and follows the others to the plane.

edited 23rd Mar '18 4:44:54 PM by DefRevenge24601

Junon: Don't worry. I paid for it. (sits in one of the seats and listens to to the complimentary Eurobeat on her headphones)

(Ford is snacking on peanuts while Chey watching the in-flight movie. She ends up resting her head on Ford's shoulder, Ford responses to this by wrapping his arm around Chey's shoulders. Clone!Robin is sitting in the seat on the left next to Ford and reading a book.)

edited 23rd Mar '18 5:24:14 PM by EeveeGirlChey

“Tell him about the stuff that went on recently.

"Oh, there's no need. They told me everything. Besides, look...."
(pan over to Ford and Chey, who are now both asleep)

(The plane lands.)

"Uhhh, fellas? I know you're both comfortable and everything, but the plane has landed."
(Ford and Chey remains asleep, Clone!Robin ends up shaking them while shouting...)
"THE PLANE'S GONNA CRASH, WAKE UP!"
(Ford and Chey wake up yelling, then they look out the window and see they're at the Athens airport.)
"Robiiiiiiiiiiin! Why did you do that for?"
"Yeah, what made you do it, man?"
"Plane's landed."

Appears next to them

JOKER: Hey.

Melody: Guys! Remember that while we're here, we do not put paper in the toilet. It needs to go in the bin next to it or the toilet will be blocked and you will have to fish the paper out. So be careful!

"....Okay then."