Tropers: The Series

(Meanwhile, with Tsunku.....)

”Oh, so being a human and doing taxes is much better than having water powers?” Tsunku shouts as Chey runs.

"I'm outta here!"
(Chey pulls out a Pidgey card, presses the button, turns into one, and flies away)
"Chey, come back! Chey!"
(Ford then goes up to Tales)
"Well, I must say congratulations to your girlfriend for chasing away my companion."

edited 21st Feb '18 2:40:42 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"She likes her current form, I say she stays like this at least until next episode ends."

Kebab Shop

"Great. That'll be 9 bucks."

The group

Junon's busy nibbling on her kebab.

"Well, Chey is gone and I'm not sure where she went or if she's ever coming back. I just hope wherever she went, She's safe..."

(Meanwhile, Chey is flying around the city as a Pidgey. Then suddenly, all the way up in the sky, She heard someone give out a helpless cry. She touches down on a large tent near Cairo International Stadium. As soon as she lands, Chey enters the tent.)

"This is a DISASTER! HOW are we going to do our air show now when one of our Pidgeys Oswald has a broken wing? HOW?! We can't cancel, everyone would beg for their money back and that would hurt our reputation! And you know how I am doing financially since the wife divorced me!"
"Uhhh, Pidgey! Pidgey!"
(The air show director gasps)
"OHHH! A Pidgey! Where is your owner, little Pidgey?"
"Pidgey, Pidge-pidge, Pidgey-pidge."
"Would you like to be in our show?"
"Oh smeg, I guess I'll have no other choice.. Pidgey! Pidgey! Pidgey!"
"Awww, well welcome to the Spectacular Pidgeotto Air Show! You will be flying with the other Pidgeys who will accompany the Pidgeottos during the show."
"Better than getting chased by Tsunku, I guess."

edited 21st Feb '18 3:14:08 PM by EeveeGirlChey

"Step right up, it's the world's largest bread loaf!" says a vendor.

"Well, that may convince Chey to come back."

(The vendor pulls Tales closer.)

"Hey, listen up. I am a practitioner of the old religion, and despise Islam with all my heart. If you could return the Old Religion to Egypt, that would be great."

edited 21st Feb '18 4:16:11 PM by TalesofUnder

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> Joker.

JOKER: God dammit. It feels like Homestuck all over again with the exile.

> Joker, calm down.

JOKER: No.

> Fine. Have it your way. I’m out.

JOKER: Thank you.

JOKER: Now, I got stuff to d- *a large fake beard appears in front of him* Oh, god dammit.

(The fake beard esplodes.)

(Tales, can you stop trolling me? It is getting annoying.)

.*Joker rebuilds the fake beard*

Aww, leave Tales be, Joker.

(...Which then explodes again. Ford goes to Tales holding a flyer)
"Since the fake beard search isn't going well, Anyone wanna go see a air show? It has Pidgeottos and Pidgeys in it."

*Ford. I turned into a Pidgey flew away, remember?

edited 21st Feb '18 6:30:34 PM by EeveeGirlChey

JOKER: *sneakily looks at poster behind Ford’s back*

Whoops. Also, stuff.

edited 21st Feb '18 8:37:38 PM by Joker45654

"Guys, no time for that, a vendor wants to purge Islam from Egypt! Shall we help him?"

"I've got a idea."
(Ford then goes up to the vendor and taps him on the shoulder, When the vendor turns around to face him, Ford punches him out unconscious)
"Zarking xenophobe."

kebab shop

Melody handed over the money.

edited 21st Feb '18 11:35:39 PM by QuantumMelody29

(two hour bump)

The shopkeeper hands over the kebab and chicken. He throws in a side of hummus and a pita bread as well.

Melody: thanks! Melody left the kebab shop.

"So... Now that I've dealt with the xenophobe, shall we go to that Pidgey air show?"

“Okay sure, BUT ONLY 5 MINUTES.”

(Cut to Cairo International Stadium, where our heroes are seen entering. The stadium is packed with nothing but applauding and cheering fans consisting of locals and tourists. Then cut to our heroes seated and Ford purchasing bread from a young vendor)

"Thank you! Enjoy the show."
"Will do."

(The show finally begins as the announcer says the following through the stadium speakers and Come Sail Away starts playing;)
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS! Welcome to the Spectacular Pidgeotto Air Show! You are about to see the amazing talents of a group of skilled Pidgeottos and Pidgeys as they perform amazing routines and tricks! You will be dazzled, awestruck, and what not! And now, our opening routine. Enjoy the show!"

(The Pidgeys and Pidgeottos all come out onto the stage as they began flying in circles, then they slowly rise up to the sky as they began during flying about. When Chey did a loop-de-loop, She noticed her friends sitting on one of the rows. As soon as the part where the Pidgeys and Pidgeottos fly up to the audience begins, Chey flies right to her friends.)

"Smegging heck, Ford! Tales! Everyone else!"
"I was ver- I mean WE were very worried about you."
"Well, I'm alive and well, ain't it? Do you have the Pidgey card?"
"Right here." (Ford pulls the Pidgey card out, Chey uses her foot to press on the button, and turns back to normal and winds up in Ford's arms)

“Do they have any Egyptian popcorn?

"Shouldn't we be finding a fake beard?"

(three-bordering-onto-four hour bump)

JOKER: There is one behind me.

(Bump)