*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Aha! I have my new master plan. I can use the Aichi doll and Ralts!Crystal to weaponize Cuteness Overload! The masses will bow before their new Squee Overlord!"
Apparently, the rush of power from turning into Dialga hasn't quite worn off.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"W-What?! I-I'd rather you not, Zero...!"
-Aichi Doll is thrown off guard by Convoy's sudden petting of his head... He's looks extremely sheepish... but also sort of happy.-
"L-Let's see... Press the button..."
-Crystal presses the button on the Ralts card and... What do you know! She's back to normal.-
"That was really weird! It was like I was talking and not talking at the same time! And it was freaky being so tiny!"
-Crystal can't help but sigh.-
"That was stressful... Thank you, Convoy."
edited 15th Jan '18 12:33:13 PM by CrystalMemoria
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Noooo, foiled!"
I begin to realize that my last few lines of dialogue have been stark, raving insane.
"Well, now that I've realized that I was slightly insane, I can now be sane. But wait! Because I now believe myself to be sane, that makes that line of logic invalid, making me insane again, and the loop repeats!"
"Wait, sane people don't get trapped in infinite logical loops. So I'm fine! I'm fine now. I'm just going to stand here and be sane, without thinking of random, weird master plans."
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
The Hope, The Hero
"...I find that very hard to believe."
"You're welcome, Crystal."
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
-Crystal just stares at Zero.-
"... What?"
-OK, you lost her. She decides to switch her attention back to Convoy before she gives herself a headache.-
"What card was thrown towards you anyway? I mean you didn't get hit, but I'm kind of curious..."
edited 15th Jan '18 12:37:30 PM by CrystalMemoria
The Hope, The Hero
"Oh... It was really cool that you managed not to get hit though!"
Not stupid or expendable.
(Chey steps out of the bathroom with her hair wrapped in a towel)
"Wow! Well so much for that "Where Have All the Tropers Gone?" musical number." (cue laugh track)
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
The Hope, The Hero
"Hyeh-hyeh-hyeh, perhaps it is because I'm a Super Pilot!"
(Convoy turns to Chey)
"Oh, hey, what's up?"
edited 15th Jan '18 3:21:01 PM by G2BattleConvoy
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...
-Crystal tilts her head.-
"Wait, what musical number?"
-Then she looks back to Convoy.-
"Wait a second... Are you a Newtype?! I mean you have a Gundam and all..."
Not stupid or expendable.
"Season finale's gonna be a musical, Network executive says so."
(Ford and Clone!Robin turn their heads and face Chey)
"Oh, I'm sure y'all remember my Robin Gibb clone. Oh, And this is my partner Ford Prefect. We used to travel together. So when Robin had to go live in E-Space because he was only contracted for three episodes, Ford became my permanent sidekick. Robin did get a new contract though and he's gonna be a recurring character."
"Nice to meet you. Wanna go for a drink later?"
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Not Sherlock Holmes
"There is also a Japanese musician I recruited for the musical."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Hey, you must be Chey. I'm Zero, a returning member of the cast. Apparently, you know enough about what's going on to explain some of the recent events while I was gone?"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
"U-Um... Hello, Ford..."
-Crystal's shy once again.-
"W-Wait, a musical number? I-I can't perform in front of people! I mean if it was just singing in choir it would be one thing, but musical numbers means singing and dancing and potential solos and..."
-Well, Crystal's nervous...-
Not Sherlock Holmes
“Where have all the Tropers gone?”
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Billion Dollar Babies
An extraterrestrial space pod lands on the ground. The door slowly opens, and out pops… a normal human.
“Hey guys! Remember that time I showed up for two seconds and then disappeared forever?”
edited 22nd Jan '18 6:45:51 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
“Hey, my man, Alien! A clone of a dead musician, an alien, and a Japanese musician have all joined the cast, and I can turn people into Pokémon by throwing Pokémon cards at them! With that being said....”
(Throws a Pikachu card at Alien)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Billion Dollar Babies
“Who said I was an pika pika… PIKA!”
Alien is unamused at being turned into a yellow mouse.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
“Hah! Can you believe the expression on your face? You should’ve seen it!” says Tales, now a Glaceon.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
TropesForever, who had been sleep-following the others no matter how little sense that makes, suddenly wakes up.
"Did I miss anything?"
Billion Dollar Babies
Alien demands to be transformed back into a human.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
"Yes...'back' into a human."
edited 22nd Jan '18 6:58:43 PM by TropesForever
Not Sherlock Holmes
Facing Tropes Forever, Tales says “We have Ford Prefect, Tsunku, and Robin Gibb in our cast, we have a musical episode as our next episode, and I’m turning people into Pokémon by throwing cards at them!”. Tales then throws an Umbreon card at Tropes.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Billion Dollar Babies
“I don't think I like what you're insinuating, Tropes.”
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
(Convoy kneels down to Ralts!Crystal's level)
"Apparently if you press the button on the card, you can turn back."
(And he takes the opportunity to pet Aichi Doll's head)
Spelunking through a Halo Ring is something else...