Mighty demon dog-thing
Are you a rainbow? Cause you're just dashing
Bonfires
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a bonfire? Because you are smokin' hot.
Bicycle pump.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Stay with me, and my bicycle pump will pump up your bicycle.
Pokemans
The Draftsman of Doom
I'm back, I guess.
Hey Schnitzel, you love saying "radda", do you? I do too.
I can't think of a good signature.
A Kitsune Balancing Act
I want to explore you in my yard, because you are my whole world.
TV Tropes
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
The Draftsman of Doom
You are like tv tropes. I want you to ruin my life.
Tuxedos.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
You look good and smart, like a man in a tuxedo.
Gender inequality
The Draftsman of Doom
If you're gender inequality, I'd love to break your glass ceiling, if you know what I mean.
Siberian Tigers.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 13th 2019 at 7:10:19 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Heya there! I'm West.
Hey, are you an Siberian Tiger? Cause you seem very rare.
Mythology.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Light and Hope
You're so beautiful, you look like you're a goddess from the Greek myth.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you Tony Stark? Then let's get shawarma together.
Deadpool.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 15th 2019 at 7:51:10 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Let's play Deadpool. I want to break your fourth wall.
Scotch.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you Highland Park single malt? Because you are smooth AF!
Where is everybody?
Spring.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
A Kitsune Balancing Act
Your April showers bring up my May Flowers.
High School
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?
Gurl, is you a high school. 'cause I wanna shoot some kids inside ya.
Star-Lord, because I don't think shit through.
The Draftsman of Doom
Hey Star Lord! I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING, HIGH ON BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME!
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Dagded Dujardin
You're a sweet, sweet romantic partner!
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Hey, Stanley! You ain't Stan Lee, but I'm still pining for you.
The Draftsman of Doom
Didn't you say vampires would never hurt me? Then why does love bite?
Grocery lists.
Where is everyone?
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 23rd 2019 at 1:00:23 PM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
The Draftsman of Doom
Are you a grocery list? Cuz I'd scramble your eggs with my "milk".
Die Hard.
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Hey girl, you like Die Hard. 'cause I'd like to crawl in your vents.
The Draftsman of Doom
Something something Shadowcat.
Did you just assume my gender?! But seriously, I'm actually a dude.
Rack of Lamb.
Edited by SkyCat32 on Feb 9th 2021 at 7:35:23 AM
Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
Hey, baby, are you a lamb? Cause I'd love to make you hot!
Pepe the Frog
You're transforming my life into pure joy, babe!
Rainbow Dash
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."