I try to write a video game review.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"You write for Game Bro Magazine, and John Egbert burns all the issues of it. Combolations! You have accomplished nothing.
I go on Survivor.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”You almost instantly end up in an intense quarrel with a few other contestants, getting all four of you voted out at the first opportunity.
I bathe.
You use a soap that includes an ingredient which you are allergic to.
I create an ITT
The Prodigal Son returns.It gets taken down because the topic was inappropriate, and you get perma-banned from T Vtropes.
I am Dr Bright.
You are Dr Bright. You trip, doing one of the things you're not allowed to do and SCP-963 falls into a sewer.
I go on a fantastic voyage.
Your ships gets thoroughly dissolved in stomach acids.
I go on a vacation to Maldives.
You make the locals very angry, so they strap you to a rocket and launch you at the sun.
I try not to think about :the game:
You just lost it.
I try to get enough hours of sleep.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"Not only does your good night sleep get interrupted, but its by the surly grave workers slowly filling in your grave...
I try to change a tire.
It, too gets punctured and you accidentally set your whole car on fire.
I watch some Hbomberguy -videos on Youtube.
You instead watch this.
Try to find a game to play.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownYou end up finding Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing... except this time it's not even funny.
I attempt to Do Well, But Not Perfect.
Inane motivational quote goes hereNot only do you somehow miss the well, but the money bounces back up and hits you in the face—and this takes away one of your previous gains instead of granting you any wishes.
I try to swat a fly.
You swat a Big Bouncer in the face because a fly flew in front of them. It doesn't end well for you, or your bones.
I try to prank someone.
Gone horribly wrong. Gone sexual. In the hood.
I make a sandwich.
Inane motivational quote goes hereYou immediately choke on Sand, and are hit with a dozen curses from the now enraged Sand Witch.
I attempt to not accidentally the whole thing.
you the whole thing
i watch the sbemail homsar
Homsar is god The Djjery-bibleHomsar makes your head A’Splode.
I bump this thread.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”Someone posts, but it is all in white text.
I try and harness the God Particle.
borkThe power overwhelms you. You esplode.
I try to kill SAXTON HAAAALE!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”The Moon Lord kills you without taking a single point of damage.
I look up something
It's actually a
RAISIN MUFFIN!!
I walk up stairs.
The Prodigal Son returns.