Lovely Legilimens
THIS HEARTWARMING STORY WILL MAKE YOU UGLY CRY!
I'm just staying at home today.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
OUR GENERATION AND LAZINESS: YOU'LL BE SHOCKED!!!
I threw a spider outside instead of killing it.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Absolute Madman
MAN SAVES POISONOUS CREATURE! HEAR HIS STORY !
I'm closing down the studio.
"We be we baby!"
Don't step on the flowers.
KIX'S TRAGIC FAREWELL! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT THE TRUTH!
I'm at school.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Absolute Madman
Are you smarter than this young girl? Take this test to find out!
I kicked my habit of adopting too much.
"We be we baby!"
The World's Least Powerful Man
Addicted to adoption?
You got The Touch; you got The Power!
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
The Absolute Madman
MAN ADDICTED TO STAN BUSH AND A MOVIE ABOUT TRANSFORMING ROBOTS!? Click here to find out more!
Heart on fire; Strong desire. I'm not cavin' in.
edited 5th Feb '17 4:27:23 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
See how local area man found a reason to live again after being set on fire!
Do you wanna see a magic trick?
Lovely Legilimens
THIS MAGIC TRICK WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!
I'm going to the park.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
May be Stupendous Man
PRANKS IN PARK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (POLICE CALLED)
A walk in a large city, specifically in the bad neigbourhood.
Insert something clever here
loafing about
DARING MAN STANDS UP TO URBAN VOILENCE!
I unfollowed someone on social media
May be Stupendous Man
[USER] BLOCKED ME?
Browsing TV Tropes
Insert something clever here
Don't step on the flowers.
Website Can Improve Lives?! CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT ITS AMAZING SECRET!
I'm excited for an upcoming video game.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
The Absolute Madman
NERD WAITS FOR NEW SWITCH SYSTEM. HEAR HER STORY OF SURVIVAL!!
I'm going to the bank.
edited 6th Feb '17 9:11:45 AM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
see you, space cowboy.
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crud, ninja'd me. oh well, still fits.
Greedy Capitalism? You won't believe how bad it is!
I've found myself on the weird side of youtube.
edited 6th Feb '17 9:17:47 AM by Jaxfirebus
loafing about
THE EVILS OF THE INTERNET! WHAT YOU WILL READ WILL DISGUST YOU!
My cat fell asleep on me again.
May be Stupendous Man
SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY OWN CAT? (LEGIT)
Simply waking up.
Insert something clever here
see you, space cowboy.
DOG LICKS WOMAN AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!
I fell asleep in my bed.
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
loafing about
THE SLOTHFUL WAYS OF MILLENIALS! LEARN MORE!
I ate a cookie.
One just might
YOU HAVE BEEN EATING COOKIES THE WRONG WAY ALL YOUR LIFE! FIND OUT THE PROPER WAY.
I update my smartphone app.
edited 6th Feb '17 7:41:15 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
The Absolute Madman
10 APPS YOU SHOULD TOTALLY UPDATE. THE RESULTS COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!
I'm tempted to view Squirrel And Hedgehog just to see Lt. Vixen the fox in action.
"We be we baby!"
see you, space cowboy.
I'm not a... Okay.
Am I a FURRY COMMUNIST!? STORYTIME!
I did that thing where I'm going up the stairs, and I think there's an extra step but there isn't, so I slam my foot down super hard.
edited 7th Feb '17 6:21:19 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Man picks up the new Pokemon Game.... What happens next will shock you!
I adopted a dog from a shelter.
Life is hard, that's why no one survives.