The best quotes are ones that make you go "Huh?"
"If fairies represent most of the biomass in the ecosystem, eventually, given enough time... something will learn to eat them."
"You wouldn't really die of anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and start being physics."
"A bird could, possibly, deliver a pizza to a house. Delivering it to an airliner is a lot harder."
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:48:09 AM
Philip
"I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first."
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
Philip
I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes.
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
"Can you see what I see?"
"I wish I may, I wish I must, find a princess, before I bust!"
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Outspoken Cleric
"Time to not fuck this one up, and not... discern my left from my right!"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
"That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey!"
famous incognito
Bitter hatred
"These Casual Bongos have turn sour!"
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
uwu'd too hard
"Shoot me all you want, but I'm in the water. ...wow, that was a sentence I just said."
"What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads? That is the OPPOSITE of funky fresh!"
lmao
Rainbow Dash is best assault rifle.
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender
That there is a seal.
"Maybe [this pizza] was made in Greenland."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
My Head Is On Fire
"'Eat it, kids! We didn't come out here to celebrate your friggin' seven-year-old party so you could drop the frickin'- YOU DROPPED IT IN THE SAND, YOU EAT IT!' That was what my seventh birthday was like. I'm still recovering."
Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on May 31st 2021 at 10:36:46 AM
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
"What is wrong with me, it looked more delicious when it was a penis!"
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Bitter hatred
"This is making me wanna purchase a pair of bowling shoes and then cut my feet off so I can't use the shoes properly."
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
pragmatic scientist
"Well, well I'm here to tell you about ... about look. It's known that when a half-eaten dog falls from the sky, it's got look. That's what I'm ... that's what I'm here to tell you."
"Now it's a funny thing that he told me that because the very next day there was a dog ... in my ... cheese."
Edited by sohibil on Jun 3rd 2021 at 2:00:31 PM
Humankind is like a train. No matter how powerful the locomotive is, it can only travel as fast as its slowest car allows it to.
lmao
Chef Gusteau is a sith lord confirmed
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender
pragmatic scientist
"FOOL! You should have prepared yourself for Death. She's a bitter mule, unforgiving and cold. She won't have a bedtime story prepared so bring your own."
Edited by sohibil on Jun 9th 2021 at 1:50:09 PM
Humankind is like a train. No matter how powerful the locomotive is, it can only travel as fast as its slowest car allows it to.
Philip
The safe word is 'Police Brutality'.
I’m too much of a coward to get anything done…
My Head Is On Fire
"At its core, a rock is a rock."
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
"Don't! Feed! The! Bear!"
Certified Badassatron
"Oh, so that's what happened to him. Fred and George said it was because he had found the meaning of life and therefore transcended to a higher plain of existence."
I don't actually have any Bumblebee icons, I just think the nickname is funny.
lmao
"It's really great how they're emotionally manipulating us"
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and Slender
Bitter hatred
"If there's a fucking porkchop in this wall, I'd so eat it!"
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
pragmatic scientist
"Remember - your decomposing corpse puts out less greenhouse gases than your hybrid car . . . I think..."
Humankind is like a train. No matter how powerful the locomotive is, it can only travel as fast as its slowest car allows it to.
"suddenly, he hit the jackpot and ended up swallowing five hundred dollars."
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