> The door did open, right?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
>Randall, are you okay buddy?
There's so many puppies! Puppies everywhere! Oh my god, this changes everything!
*Randall falls to the floor in bliss and is slowly but surely covered in a puppy avalanche.*
Oh lord...
> The door did open, right?
YEAH IT OPENED!
>Pay your respects to the dog and move on to the recently-dropkicked door
I'm sorry dead dog! Hopefully you're in a better place!
Long live the New Bev.> This might be a trap. ...Somehow.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Tranquil Knight
>Randal? Randal! RANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
see you, space cowboy.
> This might be a trap. ...Somehow.
Puppies!
>Randal? Randal! RANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!
PUPPIIIIIIIIIES!!!!!
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>Randal we need you to snap back to reality for a second.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.> This doesn't count as him "dying", right? Even though we can't seem to reach him? RANDALL!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
>Randal we need you to snap back to reality for a second.
> This doesn't count as him "dying", right? Even though we can't seem to reach him? RANDALL!
AH! Yeah?
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>Pull your head out of the puppies and tell us about the room.
Also check that those are actual puppies and not bombs intricately disguised as puppies.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.> So the puppies aren't acting hostile at all? You don't think that by some unfortunate coincidence, they'll end up thinking you were the one who killed the dog in the other room?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D> If you're sure they're not a trap, you can still pet them or carry them around, just try not to get distracted. What is this room like?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Champion of Io!
>Get out before you drown in puppies
Oh look, a ghost!
The man behind the slaughter
>Is the girl okay?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
see you, space cowboy.
> So the puppies aren't acting hostile at all? You don't think that by some unfortunate coincidence, they'll end up thinking you were the one who killed the dog in the other room?
I mean, even if they did, they're just puppies! They couwdn't huwt anytiiiing!
>Pull your head out of the puppies and tell us about the room.
> If you're sure they're not a trap, you can still pet them or carry them around, just try not to get distracted. What is this room like?
Okay! Uh, it's a decently sized circle room with another selection of doors. Just like last time, there's a red, green, and blue door, but there's a yellow door too.
>Is the girl okay?
Hey Li, you alright?
Uh... Yeah? Why do you ask?
No real reason.
>Get out before you drown in puppies.
Okay fine, I'm stood up. No longer in a puppy storm. They're still gathering at my feet though.
>Also check that those are actual puppies and not bombs intricately disguised as puppies.
What?
Long live the New Bev.
The Tranquil Knight
>You're in a closed off labyrinth without your face. There's no way those are just puppies. Check one somehow.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.> Should have asked this earlier, but what breed was the dog behind the blue door? What breed(s) are these puppies? Are they all the same?
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
>Try to find a way to lead the puppies along with me and Li so they can be useful.
> And so you can keep petting them when you're not preoccupied.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
OH CHRIST IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
>You're in a closed off labyrinth without your face. There's no way those are just puppies. Check one somehow.
> Should have asked this earlier, but what breed was the dog behind the blue door? What breed(s) are these puppies? Are they all the same?
Well, that last dog seemed to be a golden retriever, and so do these guys. Lemme just check here...
*grab*
Nope. Definitely a puppy.
>Try to find a way to lead the puppies along with me and Li so they can be useful.
Yay! Looks like I won't have much problem with that, they're already following me anyway! Li, can we get a puppy? Like, 15 puppies?
Do I have a choice in the matter?
Nope!
> And so you can keep petting them when you're not preoccupied.
Yes! Okay, so what door is it gonna be?
Long live the New Bev.
>Try asking Li on what she thinks
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*> Can she dropkick doors too? Maybe you can do two doors at once. One of you should do the yellow door.
edited 24th Oct '16 7:24:28 AM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
see you, space cowboy.
>Try asking Li on what she thinks
Hey Li, what are your thoughts on the current sitch?
Well, I woke up, a psychopath smashed in my door screaming about politicians, I saw a dead dog, and now you're covered in puppies. Today's one of my weirder days.
> Can she dropkick doors too? Maybe you can do two doors at once. One of you should do the yellow door.
Li, can you help dropki-
No.
Why not.
It would be pointlessly risking my leg. Would be so much easier to just open them.
Oh... Well, I'm opening the yellow door.
*KASPLOOIE!*
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO!
Alright, yet another hallway, getting pretty old. And yet another clown painting, also pretty old! And a- HOLY FUCK RABID DOG! Long live the New Bev.
> Place a puppy down in front of you. Maybe you having puppies will calm the dog down. If the rabid dog tries to hurt the puppy, be ready to pick up the puppy, run out of there, and close the door!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
The Tranquil Knight
>Do the stab at the dog with that knife thing you have and are holding in your hands.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
>Randall, are you okay buddy?
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.