the look of someone who just had suspension
The "infant" is actually a doll packed with high explosives: the batteries just happened to be located in its head.
The hero just fired a white phosphorus shell at a fleeing van in the middle of a busy intersection!
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 14th 2024 at 1:45:14 AM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Knuckles the Echidna
The van was containing a bunch of runaway robbers.
The hero causes a massive flash flood in the sewers.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
(*´▽`*)
it is one of the few ways to defeat the villain
our hero Is delibrately Taking Drugs
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
The Reconqueror
Basically is a superhero that grant his powers by taking a normal dose of Aspirin... and his doctor is more concerned about the side effects in his blood than to becoming an adict
Our hero picked up a prostitute!!!
Get heckin crabbed
A murderer is targeting her and he is taking her somewhere safe.
The hero is kicked off the team and vows revenge!
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
(*´▽`*)
the team in reality is actually a scam consisted of LAR Pers and frauds. (HELP IT RECOGNIZED THE NAME)
the hero... Ate a arm
Edited by mii-tis on Mar 14th 2024 at 11:50:54 AM
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
Bitter hatred
Thet get powers from eating things, and their friend willingly gave the arm up to give their powers to the hero.
cover: The Heroine is wearing a nazi uniform and addressing a rally!
Edited by Superjohn on Mar 14th 2024 at 6:25:20 AM
The world is afraid of you...and it should be. You will never be whole, Arthur Curry. Never. I have come to end the fear."
(*´▽`*)
a la Lupin the III, it is actually a bait to arrest Neo nazis
the Heroine Pushed someone off the cliff
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
It's to unlock their flight powers
The hero slapped an innocent guy
The Ruined King
It was knock the alien parasite out of his brain.
The hero is taking money from a widow and her children!
Love ruins all.
The World's Least Powerful Man
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X5 You can put anything you don't want the site to parse in [= and =].
It's to pay for the pizza they ordered. It's the birthday of one of the kids, and the hero figured that delivering the pizza AS his superhero persona would make the party very memorable.
The hero has gone insane and is chasing around co-eds with a chainsaw.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 16th 2024 at 10:09:18 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Get heckin crabbed
It's just a Halloween prank, there is no chain in the chainsaw.
The heroine drops a watermelon on a toddler's head!
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
Watermelon plush that is
The hero is trying to erase all entertainment from history
Logic Girl
It's only temporary, to stop the villain from putting subliminal messages in the entertainment.
The hero is denying the existence of asexuality. For every low there is a high.
SEGA!Rockruff
It's revealed it's actually a flashback of the hero's bigoted past and how ashamed they are of it.
The hero has punched a video game's scenario writer in the face simply because they believe the story the latter wrote for said game was subpar.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
The World's Least Powerful Man
The writer is trying to destroy video games by making all their stories suck, and is actually incredibly bigoted and hateful besides.
The Hero is trying to summon Cthulhu, and not to punch him out, either.
Edited by dvorak on Mar 14th 2024 at 7:58:25 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
Cthulhu is actually a good guy- the hero needs his help to prevent Azathoth from waking up.
The hero raids a cosplay convention.
Knuckles the Echidna
He only got those who were supporters of Emperor Evulz, who happen to wear Evulz costumes.
The hero crashes a school bus from a freeway bridge.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
If they crossed that bridge their fates would be worse than death
The hero is strangling Garfield and making Odie and Jon watch
Logic Girl
That was actually Garfield's Evil Twin.
The hero is poisoning a well (literally). For every low there is a high.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Actually, they're water treatment tablets.
The hero did all the cocaine in the entire world! Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Knuckles the Echidna
Turns out, one cocaine manufacturer put a secret ingredient in their cocaine so that the Hero would die if he did it, so he left that one out.
The Hero knocked out the pizza delivery guy's van.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
It was poisoned
The hero is doing a biphobia
(*´▽`*)
The said Biphobia was aimed at a villain who is Keeping a Human trafficking Ring. for both genders.
The hero Painted a Civilians car pink.
Hoshi no himei. i call upon thee...
He needs the funds to stop the villains. He returns it all after
The hero jumping on an infant's head