Logic Girl
He's actually yelling at two female villains, and it's not because they're women.
The hero is biting a cat! For every low there is a high.
Get heckin crabbed
He's a beastly hero picking up a kitten by the scruff and rescuing them out of a tree.
The heroine knocks her partner out with a surprise blow, then pushes him into the ocean!
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
the look of someone who just had suspension
She's doing this to save them from the incoming artillery barrage. Her partners' power only activates while they're unconscious. Being underwater is to shield them from the surface blast.
The hero is taking a photo with Stalin!
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Stalin just wanted to find out how modern-day technology such as phones work.
The hero is confronting a a blue jay, a raccoon, a gumball machine and a yeti at the park!
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
They're doppelgangers of the crew, he's getting back up from Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost Soon
The heroine bombed people
(*´▽`*)
they were terrorists.
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the Hero Interupted a Memorial tour
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
Cause there was a bomb there and he is evacuating people
The hero is trying to cancel a beloved kids show. BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
The producers were secretly putting subliminal messages in the show so that children could support Emperor Evulz's morals!
The hero was responsible for unleashing Cthulhu from his slumber.
Edited by TheOther36 on Mar 13th 2024 at 6:56:29 PM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
(*´▽`*)
...to kill him.
The Hero destroyed a Important artwork
Asherah is in her heaven, all will be right with her world
the look of someone who just had suspension
It was a forgery that was being sold by the Dark Lord's henchmen to raise funds for his Doomsday Device.
The Hero is playing a snuff film in primetime show.
Edited by Cordite-455 on Mar 13th 2024 at 8:58:33 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Get heckin crabbed
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It was a forgery, but the hero had to take the piece apart to prove it.
The film is actually live, and the hero is trying to call for help anyway he can before anyone is actually killed.
The hero pees on the president's head on live television!
Edited by DatLonerGirl on Mar 13th 2024 at 8:00:51 AM
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
He's been drugged by someone
The hero deliberately misgendered everyone
It was to make fun of transphobes and spread awareness for trans mental health.
The hero is ruining a child's birthday party. BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
This child is an Enfant Terrible, and all the guests were kidnapped and forced to be there.
The hero is poaching endangered animals.
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Poaching but not killing. They're being relocated to a secure wildlife preserve.
The hero is looking at some absolutely eye-watering porn, and not for his hero job. Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
It's nothing harmful or illegal, just very weird. He gets to have free time too
The heroine just punched a homeless guy
Logic Girl
He was the villain, and the reason he was homeless was because he got broke buying the money to build a doomsday device.
The heroine is putting a baby into a well. For every low there is a high.
Get heckin crabbed
A bomb is about to go off and the hero is placing people in this dry well for protection.
The hero is sneaking into a pet shelter and drinking the animals' blood!
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
They're a heroic vampire who takes just the minimum necessary, which is thankfully relatively harmless
The hero is denying non-binary people exist
Everybody, Everybody!
He and the animals have been cursed by a vampire coven, and he only looks like he’s drinking their blood, when in actuality he has kidnapped them to test an antidote to his vampirism.
He has actually been replaced by a robot duplicate built by a transphobe.
The hero has burned an entire sacred forest to the ground!
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Mar 13th 2024 at 3:29:26 AM
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Mother Glasc and her loyal butler
The forest is sacred to a cult, and they perform ritual sacrifices there.
The hero is victim-blaming a survivor of domestic abuse!
Basically girl Beetlejuice and a big candle, but the skins are better than they sound.
It turns out the "Survivor" was lying about the abuse.
The hero is burning down a local school BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
EY GORDON
The local school was taken over by a group of fundementalists and are pushing their fascist ideology on the students.
The hero just threw a planet into a black hole.
Edited by Tux1 on Mar 13th 2024 at 10:48:23 AM
grimdark is for losers
Don't Try It
The planet has been evacuated, and the density plus a deposit of a rare mineral allows it to close the Black Hole so it won't cause any harm to the rest of the system.
Our hero is robbing a bank!
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
It's a barren one designed specifically to let him vent his steam
The hero is doing two sexisms