>If there is a clown picture, shoot the shit out of it.
edited 29th Mar '16 8:34:01 AM by T-manboy55
the Graceful Glider
>Well, that's a relief. What about the room, anything weird about it?
Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
Knight
>SORRY BUT I GOTTA GO FOR NOW! BUT I'LL LEAVE YOU ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO HELP YA!
Hello faceless people and fellow disembodied voices. I don't know why that loud guy left me in charge of helping this weird meatbag instead of doing it himself.
edited 29th Mar '16 8:55:14 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
>There still a clown in the room? If there is, check it, but be careful about it.
Nah, that was in the hallway. As for the room it led to, there are no clowns.
>If there is a clown picture, shoot the shit out of it.
As previously stated, no clowns are in my general vicinity.
>Hello faceless people and fellow disembodied voices. I don't know why that loud guy left me in charge of helping this weird meatbag instead of doing it himself.
Oh, a new guy. Are you cool with being called Finley?
>Well, that's a relief. What about the room, anything weird about it?
There's a big-ass chest in the middle of the room, but nothing else is noteworthy.
>Check the chest. At a distance, if possible. If it turns out to be a Mimic, I'd rather it not get a taste for your blood.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Knight
> I would prefer being called Kevil. I don't really know why though.
>Look around the room for a key or anything that looks like a trap.
edited 29th Mar '16 12:50:22 PM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
The Tranquil Knight
>Ask for the dagger back so you can take a stab at picking the lock. The last time was a fluke, you got this.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Welcome to the Literature club!
> Attempt to unlock the box, but do so with caution.
> Also, I vote that our name legally be changed to Finnigan. It sounds nicer.
edited 29th Mar '16 2:02:59 PM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
>I would prefer being called Kevil. I don't really know why though.
Kevil, huh? Subtle. Alrighty then, Kevil.
>Also, I vote that our name legally be changed to Finnigan. It sounds nicer.
How about you're Finnigan, that's Bob, that's Kevil, that's Caution, and everyone else is Finley?
>Check the chest. At a distance, if possible. If it turns out to be a Mimic, I'd rather it not get a taste for your blood.
I'm afraid my arms aren't allowing me to get too far away, but I appreciate the thought.
Alright, good news: it's very much just a chest. Bad news: it's locked.
>Look around the room for a key or anything that looks like a trap.
More good news! Remember that key I got from that pissed off dog? I still have it! Other than that, this room seems trap-free, but I imagine traps wouldn't be too obvious.
>Ask for the dagger back so you can take a stab at picking the lock. The last time was a fluke, you got this.
Don't need it! For once Lady Luck smiles in my favor!
Welcome to the Literature club!
>Insert key into lock. Revolve the key clockwise within the lock. Unlock chest and hope for the best.
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
>MY NAME IS NOT FINLEY!!! That name makes me angry
>Keep your gun close in case the chest is a trap.
edited 29th Mar '16 3:11:03 PM by T-manboy55
Knight
>![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I think we should call you angry the smurf.
>I second the above notion.
>Alright. Open the chest, but be wary. Traps may become a thing unexpectedly.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
the Graceful Glider
>Give the chest a whack, and see if it makes any noise.
edited 29th Mar '16 3:46:26 PM by SephyII
Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die!
>MY NAME IS NOT FINLEY!!! That name makes me angry.
Alright then... How about Howard?
>I think we should call you Angry the smurf.
>I second the above notion.
Wow, you guys are vicious. Alright, Angry it is.
>Give the chest a whack, and see if it makes any noise.
Nothing audible.
>Keep your gun close in case the chest is a trap.
Gun ready!
>Insert key into lock. Revolve the key clockwise within the lock. Unlock chest and hope for the best.
>Alright. Open the chest, but be wary. Traps may become a thing unexpectedly.
Okay, inside is... a flashlight! Now I can explore that room downstairs!
FLASHLIGHT OBTAINED.
... And now the door out just shut itself with Diana and Chip on the other side.
The Tranquil Knight
>Unleash your inner quarterback and charge it, or if you don't feel comfortable doing that, stand next to it and give it your best kick.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
>The door was the trap, then... Alright, analyze the room. Search for mechanisms that could potentially have closed the door as a result of the chest opening, and see if there might be some method of reversing them... that doesn't involve you dying, of course. We need you alive for this.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
>*deep breathing* *deep breathing* MY NAME SHOULD NOT BE ANGRY THE SMURF!! Just call me nameless100 or something
>Ignoring that, look around you. Is there anything strange?
edited 30th Mar '16 5:24:31 AM by T-manboy55
Knight
>Wow! You aren't only very angry but also grump smurf! Should I call you grumpy instead?
edited 30th Mar '16 5:47:33 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
The Tranquil Knight
>I'd say go with something like "Tiny Tim." I mean, realisticly speaking, he can't really stop you.
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
Knight
>I have a brilliant idea!
>I WILL CALL HIM STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!
The man of a million outdated references
Welcome to the Literature club!
>Knock on the door before charging, to warn Diana and Chip that you're coming through.
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
>The door was the trap, then... Alright, analyze the room. Search for mechanisms that could potentially have closed the door as a result of the chest opening, and see if there might be some method of reversing them... that doesn't involve you dying, of course. We need you alive for this.
I can't see anything that would cause it to close. Whoever set this up must've hid it behind the walls or something. Either that or they're such masters of engineering that I'll never understand their methods.
>*deep breathing* *deep breathing* MY NAME SHOULD NOT BE ANGRY THE SMURF!! Just call me nameless100 or something.
Alright, but I'm not saying the numbers. You're just Nameless.
>Ignoring that, look around you. Is there anything strange?
Other than the possibly magical door? Nothing.
>
Wow! You aren't only very angry but also grumpy smurf! Should I call you grumpy instead? >I'd say go with something like "Tiny Tim." I mean, realistically speaking, he can't really stop you.
>I WILL CALL HIM STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Never in my life have I ever seen so many people united under such a stupid cause. We're calling him Nameless.
>Unleash your inner quarterback and charge it, or if you don't feel comfortable doing that, stand next to it and give it your best kick.
Good idea! I just gotta get a running start and-
>Knock on the door before charging, to warn Diana and Chip that you're coming through.
Even better idea! I knocked, but I can't see them so I can only assume they got the message.
A-ha! Fuck you, door! Another victory for Vincit! I'm outside with a flashlight now! I am unstoppable!
>Check to see how Diana and Chip are doing.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
>There still a clown in the room? If there is, check it, but be careful about it.
((The longer these text adventures go on the more I want to make my own, but I won't because like 4 of these sumbitches going on right now.))
edited 29th Mar '16 8:43:38 AM by Tranquilis
Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.