Dumb thought: A character should awaken as a descendant of some completely obscure hero, and when they gain the realization of their lineage, they'll be, "I am the great-etc-grandkid of _____! ...wait, who the fuck is _____?!"
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That is why Wikipedia is your friend 
The Fantabulous
That'd be hilarious, actually.
"So, as it turns out, I'm descended from a Nurikabe.
Yeah, that Japanese wall demon. That's why I'm so good at standing still."
The Fantabulous
Would that me you a... Wallflower? *YEEEAAAAAH* 
No, man. Cuz after all.
I'M A WONDER WAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL.
...it's late.
Descendent of Issun-Bosshi: Only power is being one inch tall. Doesn't even have the magic mallet to grow to human size.
The Fantabulous
Oh god... 
For the Horde!
Don't forget skill at art and affinity for women! 
edited 25th Mar '16 9:59:07 PM by AllHailThrall
I can still hail the Horde even though the company has shamed us. Strength and Honor even if Blizzard has neither.
The Sun’s Firstborn
Time for my character to ruin everyone's fun!
edited 25th Mar '16 10:10:55 PM by Skiller2
For the Horde!
And here Gregorio was probably going to go home and try to forget about all the Poseidon business. Good thing you did that.
Your character isn't particularly bright, is he?
The Fantabulous
And now Helena's calling him out on it.
@secretyasuperhero: I think you missed my post.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Also, non-vitals aside, I imagine being shot by a bunch of guards would make it particularly hard to stand.
EDIT: And now it looks like everyone's trampling over everyone else to respond to Phyrrhos; we should probably sort out what's happening precisely.
edited 25th Mar '16 10:39:38 PM by Starbound2
The Sun’s Firstborn
He's not the brightest, but just overall he's a massive dick
The Fantabulous
Well, Helena dragged him into the underworld to stop him from getting shot. Only him, no one else.
Though I've had her take him back into the hall in a different spot.
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
Nah, I'm say he's more stupid than dick. Most dicks know when to back off so they don't get themselves killed.
The Fantabulous
I'd say he's a bit of both.
The Sun’s Firstborn
That's the thing, he doesn't feel fear
Yes, but he should have some self-preservation instincts.
The Fantabulous
Though, self-preservation instincts rely largely on fear...
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
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Edited my post, so that Tahlia, aka the worst person to do this, dealt with the guards.
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The Fantabulous
Just gonna point this out there - getting shot in the abdomen is not 'non-vital'. There's some important shit there (sometimes literally) and, fear or no, not something you can ignore the pain of easily if there's holes in it.
edited 25th Mar '16 11:55:10 PM by Lt.BGob
“Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?”
The Sun’s Firstborn
We could say I could shot in the side of the abdomen, or maybe in the spleen
edited 26th Mar '16 12:14:25 AM by Skiller2
edited 25th Mar '16 6:55:47 PM by kkhohoho