ITT: Our Avatars work in an Office: Executive Boogaloo

I really love the idea of this. Have fun, everyone ^w^

Porygon: " 0h n0! 1 5h0r7 c1rcu173d my c0mpu73r! 1'll n3v3r g37 my r3p0r7 d0n3 1n t1m3!"

Translation: Oh no! I short circuited my computer! I'll never get my report done in time!

edited 16th Jan '16 1:28:36 PM by GhostElm

This is boring

I just photocopied my panties!

The Chameleon: This really sucks. Why did I drop the life of a thief to work HERE?

Charles Barkley is playing trash can hoops, "Get Dunkend On!"

   I cannot believe this! Me, lord Beelzebub, have fallen from my throne as the office's boss and turned into a regular worker!? I won't stand for this! I will slowly rise in my ranks and then reclaim my throne back!   

   ...As soon I have done these papers.   

Beelzebub may notice that his papers are the ones Charles is using for ball

The Chameleon: And my co-workers are morons. -sigh- Where are my papers?

edited 16th Jan '16 1:48:17 PM by arcada188

The office building begins to shake uncontrollably on the tremors of giant footsteps.

The Boss is on her way.

Beelzebub notices Charles Barkley using the fly lord's papers as his ball.

   You! Foolish son of man! Give those papers back this instant!   

Then he feels the shaking.

   ...Oh no.   

The camera switches to the face of Maou-sama, once the Juralian king, now reduced into a mere interplanetary office worker. Maou-sama turns his head to the figure, smiling.

Maou-sama: Hello, Yellow Diamond! How's it doing on the Homeworld? Did you catch that Gem who called you a clod?

edited 16th Jan '16 1:52:43 PM by arcada188

"Sorry Fly Guy, get dunked on." The he hears the boss and he gives Beezlebub his papers in ball form making it look like the fly isn't working and he quickly rushes to his desk working on something.

Maou-sama continues smiling like a troll.

Maou-sama: Can anybody hear her footsteps?

The shaking stops as a giant eye peeks in through the window.

"Do you mean the peridot who so rudely insulted me before wasting my time with her idiocy?"

"No, she is still stuck on Earth, and as far as I'm concerned, she can stay there all she wants. That miserable planet is set to die soon anyways..."

"You. Beelzebub. What are you doing?"

Maou-sama: Ah, he's running after that dark-colored Earthling who curled up his papers into a ball. Earthling games are very strange, don't you agree? -sips coffee-

Maou-sama smiles seductively to get Yellow Diamond's attention, or at least tries to

Maou-sama: You know, I wanted to visit your room. Maybe we could talk about interplanetary diplomacy?

edited 16th Jan '16 1:59:45 PM by arcada188

Beelzebub looks at the papers that Charles Barkley threw on his desk. He then looks towards the boss. He quickly reshapes the papers back to normal with his hands.

   Oh! Uh...Greetings oh almighty boss! Just checking these papers and see if they are all good!    He says nervously.

Barkley just laughs realizing he is security, "What up my Diamond."

Maou-sama: Maybe you shouldn't be so bitter about it, my dear Yellow Diamond. sips coffee The structure of your domain is very interesting. Thousands of purely engineered servant races! We, the Jurals, are all the same, if only divided into the Lettered Corps that I can give missions to complete easily. It is so sad that the X-Corps fell.

edited 17th Jan '16 4:37:37 AM by arcada188

"Hmmmmm...." The Boss's eye narrows. A pair of giant fingers appears in the next window over, pointing at both the lord of the flies and the king of the court.

"I'll be keeping good watch on you both."

The Boss then turns back to Maou-Sama. "Diplomacy...?"

She seems to think for a bit. "Very well. I'll have Pearl set up an appointment with you to discuss it."

"As for the rest of you, back to work!" With that, the Boss turns to leave, her massive footsteps shaking the building once more.

"Yes ma'am, I promise that no body will get through me."

   Yes boss!    Beelzebub says and gets back to work.

Though he shoots a glare with his huge eyes towards Barkley that pretty much says: I will get revenge for this. I don't know how so that I don't get fired for it, but I will find a way.

edited 16th Jan '16 2:14:18 PM by RobotTophat

Maou-sama takes a sip of his coffee again. That shit was probably the best thing Earthlings invented since torture and execution devices. Seeing as his cup is empty, Maou-sama brings a Jural to him.

Maou-sama: I-17! Bring me a new cup of coffee!

I-17 runs off with the cup, and Maou-sama looks at his papers. He calls up another Jural, one of the few Jurals that did not perish in the Earth Invasion. He whispers.

Maou-sama: H-22! I have a dangerous mission for you. Spy on Yellow Diamond's pearl and tell me her characteristics. Okay?

H-22: Yes!

Maou-sama is left all alone with his co-workers, thinking only: "Oh, a Pearl? But I wanted to see you in person, my dear Diamond~"

*There's at least one being of indeterminable type in the building that apparently gave no shits throughout the event.*

Maou-sama looked at the being.

Maou-sama: And who are you supposed to be?

   "Oh, great, another being who doesn't know about Shadows. Sick of having to explain this shit!"   

*The shadow's yellow eyes flash.*

   "Actually, fuck it. Go look it up, do the research, yadda yadda I don't care."   

Maou-sama: Ah yes, I remember, you are a shadow. And one of the laziest co-workers, I presume.