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Hey, mine too!

It's pretty... unhealthy. Not a lot of food or water, lots of radiation, and a whole lot of nasty people. But I get by.

Have you killed anyone?

"Yeah, something that's expected of a cop. Just make sure a criminal is on the other side of the gun."

"So, uh, you like your job?"

I can't tell you.

edited 10th Feb '16 12:54:52 PM by SaltyWalty

Annoyance: And the Meatbag forgot to add a question...atleast this shall be a free pass for me.

Query: What is your favorite way to kill someone?

"Personally, I don't like killing people. I'm more of a "beat them up until the police arrive" type of guy."

"Speaking of which; what's your favorite way to stop bad guys?"

Fighting.

How do you deal with a crazy ex?

By punching her and letting my new girlfriend kill her.

What's it like living for centuries?

edited 10th Feb '16 4:59:12 PM by SnarkMoose

Not fun. Well... there are some perks.

Ninja or Pirate?

"Actually, I only lived for a couple of decades..."

"Pirate, I guess. Really depends on what makes a better superhero!"

"What do you think of the New 52 thing going on for a couple of years now?"

edited 10th Feb '16 5:02:27 PM by MaplePlatoon

I wouldn't know, I've only lived for a single century myself.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

What is your opinion on reading?

edited 10th Feb '16 5:03:43 PM by InfinityRyujin

It can be a good thing.

Why am I seeing fanart of me with these various girls from other worlds?

I read faces. I collect intel. People usually read my stuff.

What's it like using... "magic"

edited 10th Feb '16 5:03:31 PM by SaltyWalty

That is weirdness!

Yessing or yessing?

What does that mean?

Uh, what?

I have no idea.

Did you understand what he meant by that?

edited 10th Feb '16 5:35:36 PM by InfinityRyujin

Bolbox: I think he meant "yes" and "yes". Either way, "magic" can only be granted to the strongest and most capable wielders of the Crystals... like me!

Have you ever fought a tiny, weak animal?

I wish. Everything I have to fight is powerful and murder-happy.

...Not that I'd want to fight some helpless animal, mind you.

Got any tips for going up against evil ghosts?

"Try asking a local shrine. Maybe there's someone who can exorcise the spirits."

" Valentine's almost here, yeah? What kind of chocolate should I make?"

The radioactive kind.

What are you doing for this... "valentine's day"

Spending it with Winry.

DID YOU CALL ME A PIPSQUEAK?!?

No, stupid one! I had calling you a tiny baby boy!

How many had you killing?

Maou: Thousands! I have initiated an entire operation involving wiping out the primitive, inferior race of Earthlings.

And what did you do?

I only kill Homunculi.

Have you guys seen my little brother?

No, but I'm sure that "little" is not the adjective you would use to describe him unless he's even shorter than you are.

Did I go too far with that one?

-grabs Patchy- WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK?!?!?!?!?