Yeah that's right— spoil the ending to your favorite show/movie/book/whatever. But so bad, anyone who hasn't seen it won't get spoiled. It's also funny, I think.
Rules:
- Don't pothole the work you're referring to, unless you think no one will get it. Even then, it won't be that funny to others.
- You can guess what a poster is referring to, but put it in spoiler tags, please.
For example:
He doesn't get the girl, but he's OK with it as it serves a greater purpose, and he gains a friendship along the way.
Have fun.
The fast guy dies, but he doesn't wear blue.
A girl cries because her clothes burnt up.
edited 4th Jan '16 4:32:04 PM by KantonKage
"'I will destroy all evil!'''Age of Ultron Kill la Kill
A guy with retarded hair, his idiot friend, his perpetually pissed nephew twice his age, Gohan, and an asshole artist kinkshame the unholy child of Light Yagami and Homura Akemi.
Nope, the fast guy of the work I'm talking about doesn't wear blue
Rock falls, only one guy dies.
Nope.
edited 4th Jan '16 6:19:17 PM by DeisTheAlcano
Naruto?
A cat and mouse get hit by a train.
A hotel manager gets included in a photograph.
A big metal door got opened by a bunch of spheres.
edited 5th Jan '16 8:50:46 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Space god teaches the hero that getting stabbed in the chest as a young man was a GOOD thing
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.The fat kid with the glasses dies.
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.The older man dies, and the younger woman dies with a stillborn.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Lord of the Flies. Fuck! Ninjas!
After slaying a giant fetus, the hero is put into stasis.
Nope. It was Half-Life. The xenomorph was penis-shaped, not fetus-shaped.
edited 6th Jan '16 10:26:25 AM by gregnes2000
Alien..
After being rejected, a boy goes off to fight a giant monster with his friends.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey..A beaver-hating cactus king living in a bramble kingdom turns into this ultra-nice guy thanks to some magic-flower-making potion thingy, and the brambles turn into PURE, CONCENTRATED JOY!!
edited 8th Jan '16 8:20:41 PM by MoreFace
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?@299: The Picture of Dorian Gray
@309: Star Trek TNG: Tapestry
Enjoy having the minutiae of the afterlife explained to you for way too long. Arguably noncanon.
The hero will soon be in trouble for destroying a space station containing shape-changing parasites.
When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.So the guy stops being a radical except not really.
The bad guy is punched in the leg so hard that he splits in half and the left half explodes.
And then a flood happens and they all live happily ever after.
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propogandaEnd of an arc, not the story itself.
Shinji Ikari beats the crap out of Kaworu Nagisa, winning over Asuka Langley Soryu's sister, Rei Ayanami.
A person destroys some stuff and not others.
The guy who was split into 10 now comes back as one.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?Kirby Mass Attack
Guy learns to act his age after his waifu leaves him.
A guy finds out he's the prince, so he can now marry the princesses.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."The planet dies, the bad guy gets away, and we're given a cliffhanger ending, followed by a mission that gets the protagonist(s) imprisoned by a Giant Space Empire from Nowhere.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Girl wonders if her socks can kill her sister.