Urban Legend Investigations - Operations Room

Since the case is almost done, I'll give a timeskip before we do an actual urban legend.

Timeskip will start after next post.

Unless someone really wants to object.

An update on Billy's Hall of Insanity!

BILLY'S HALL OF INSANITY

0 - Ordered parts to a flamethrower and had them delivered to his office.

1 = Out-monstered a monster by the force of scripture and holy bullets.

2 = Threatened to kill his new mortal enemy/rival.

3 = Made a sexist comment in front of his superior, which might have gotten him fired.

4 = Asks Mark what the hell was their problem.

5 = Prayed in the middle of a parking lot and called his partner, Mark, a heathen.

6 = Declared that there were demons in the Waste Management Building.

7 = Revealed that his family came from an ancient cult that worshiped Roman emperors and heroes.

8 = Ranted about the existence of the supernatural in front of his colleagues and his superior. (Admittedly this is his sanest moment to date.)

9 = Came to a funeral to the man he killed armed with a flamethrower, hand grenades, and a knife.

Adding that too.

edited 9th Dec '15 6:25:48 AM by Victor_Skye

0 - ordered parts to a flamethrower and had them delivered to his office

I added that.

EVERYBODY, SELECT THE CRAZIEST OF BILLY'S MOMENTS! CHOOSE A NUMBER!

edited 9th Dec '15 6:03:43 AM by Victor_Skye

Tempted to say all.

Anyway, I'm off for the night.

edited 9th Dec '15 6:23:39 AM by Ominae

Next posts you guys should have is timeskipping to the Greenpoint Memorial Park cemetery.

Personally I find it a bit odd that we'd be in attendance but okay.

Hold off from posting first since I'm discussing things with Victor Skye and I got back to the house from dinner out with family.

UPDATE:

Working on some details just to get Victor to edit his latest post.

edited 12th Dec '15 5:58:35 AM by Ominae

... Seriously I'm both terrified and thrilled at the same time.

Got your post since I just finished taking a shower.

Let's be careful with the A Rs so that they don't seem like an asspull later on.

Dear mother of biscuits. O_o

I go to sleep and the place is dead as a doornail, then I wake up and this is what I see

P.S. I think this has officially gone Kingsman on us.

edited 12th Dec '15 8:41:31 PM by Wysp

Well, that reads as my indication Carter can go Harry Hart on the Armed Revenants~

If you think he's that overpowered against bands of crazy survivalists...

Oh geez.

You guys are giving me a hard time in moderating the stuff...

There's no way I can head back to investigating urban legends anytime soon. I gotta end this.

- You're autohitting with the police in your latest post.

edited 13th Dec '15 1:14:57 AM by Ominae

Gotcha.

Yeah, I think you're giving the Armed Revenants way too much stuff and firepower. We need to go back, scale back, to something like investigating urban legends.

I'd really liked an idea I communicated to the GM.

I don't want the roleplay to end with us fighting against these Christian-ISIL lunatics, because I hate these Christian-ISIL lunatics.

They're unbelievably over the top, serve as nothing but an extension of their author's need to be crazy and nonsensical without end, and if he had his way they'd probably win.

edited 13th Dec '15 1:35:25 AM by NickTheSwing

That one too, let's see... editing the post.

Oh, and I somehow thought the Military would arrive so... yes I got too carried away.

edited 13th Dec '15 1:40:54 AM by Victor_Skye

This is a disturbingly common thing with you. You prefer going over the top to doing something sensible.

If I knew then what I know now, I would've advocated against the Armed Revenants even being a thing.

Yep.

I think it's because I have too much time on my hands. That's why I'm too hyperactive in my interactions. This is why I can go pretty stupid fast.

Anything else on post #230?

edited 13th Dec '15 2:05:33 AM by Victor_Skye

Learn to read things twice before you post, Victor.

This is one of those things that I'm going to give you a warning.

Like Nick said, I'm trying to get back to investigating urban legends. Otherwise, if (and when) Billy's dead, I'll do a timeskip post and probably get a few days in to get the "new recruits".

Agreed, although I'd like to keep Fiona if that's okay. This has gone completely off-the-wall insane.

As a side note Nick, I'd just like to point out that you can't get past ten (!) grenades going off just by covering your ears. Just having a regular NATO-standard 5.56 round being fired next to your head results in instant deafening for a few seconds (I speak from experience). A single grenade is much, much bigger than that. And there are ten. Fiona was lucky just to escape the shrapnel. The blast wave wrecked her hearing and when she gets a moment, she will notice her eardrums are bleeding.

P.S. Drugs? Really? Someone's gonna need to explain the logistical chain from whence he gets all this stuff. I know America is rather freer with weaponry than other nations but that doesn't explain where they managed to get restricted weapons like machine guns and grenade launchers and things like captagon.

edited 13th Dec '15 10:25:05 AM by Wysp

Yeah, on that note it is utterly ridiculous Billy has that many grenades and such. I'd advocate editing being done to severely dial him down.

^ Alright, I edited.

Yeah, I'm also finding the drugs and the extreme weapons difficult to stomach. You're really going too crazy with this whole thing.

edited 13th Dec '15 5:38:02 PM by NickTheSwing

Hmm, another Ass Pull of mine, let's see... removing the drugs too.

Would I remove the suicide bomber too?

edited 14th Dec '15 1:05:29 AM by Victor_Skye

It fits.

They're Christian ISIL / Al-Qaeda. of course they have suicide bombers.