The World's Least Powerful Man
>Drive normally upon realizing that driving in reverse for longer than absolutely nesescary's a self-destructive impulse.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
>Drive fast.
>Faster than that.
Tired of givin' up the ghost
>Drive in reverse the whole way to AMELIA'S HOUSE
You unpark the car and reverse out the way you came, swerving because you can.
Yes, yeeeeeeees, this is a thrilling adventure of a ride for you and everyone we should all do this more
>Drive normally upon realizing that driving in reverse for longer than absolutely nesescary's a self-destructive impulse.
Wait what are you talking about you're going to hit something.
You stop that.
>Drive fast.
Instead you figure you can speed and get your kicks that way. Thus you zoom down the nearest thoroughfare.
GOTTA GO FAST AMIRITE
>Faster than that.
GOTTA GO FASTASSFJSJFDSJLFJSGJOISJFRHGJAKFJKLJAKJKSJSFJSLJTORIJOLF
Actually maybe this is a dumb shitty idea. Wouldn't want to, yknow, die or anything.
You're almost there too, so you figure to slow down and not pass the house on accident. You turn into a residential area to your left, and cruise at a reasonable speed and keeping enough of a sharp eye to distinguish the two-story house from all the other two-story houses on this street. When you eventually see it, you set the parking brake by the sidewalk in front of the yard and give her the heads up that you're finally there.
Soon enough, she's out, with a blue...thing...around her neck, with a small hood in back and some sort of cloth streamers down the front. Under that is a shoulderless, somewhat lighter blue shirt, and under that a flowing light teal skirt.
Also her shoes are a sort of malachite color, but who's gonna notice something like that.
She gets in the backseat. hey
Sup
Sup.
hey
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>Attempt to seduce AMELIA with MANLY PHYSIQUE.
>Resist urge to start endless 'sup/hey' Loop.
>Assure passengers that your fast driving is only mildly dangerous.
>Don't let anyone else drive.
Maid of Time
> "Maybe sup/hey can be our always."
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
The World's Least Powerful Man
> Let someone else drive for a bit; stretch your legs.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Tired of givin' up the ghost
>Resist urge to start endless 'sup/hey' Loop.
Hey
sup
Hey.
sup
You fail to resist the urge.
Sup.
hey!
sup
Sup
Hey.
> "Maybe sup/hey can be our always."
sup
Hey.
sub
What?
"Pfft."
maybe hey sup can be our always at this point
Sup?
sup
Hmm...
Maybe we should start moving instead of running this even longer.
>Attempt to seduce AMELIA with MANLY PHYSIQUE.
she's not even legal yet
> Let someone else drive for a bit; stretch your legs.
Your foot is starting to ache from the various reckless maneuvers, so you ask Mike if he could take over for a bit.
THANK GOD! Er, I mean sure, wouldn't hurt. Anything for a bro, right?
You and he get out of the car for a bit to trade seats, then afterwards he drives on in the manner of a sane, responsible person.
Abby starts chattering with Michael about something, and you can faintly hear Amelia mumbling something about some infamous character or another.
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>Loudly argue with Amelia's mumblings in the manner of sane, responsible person.
>Be Abby
>LOOK in the GLOVE COMPARTMENT
>LOOK under the CAR SEAT
>OPEN WINDOW
>Stick head through WINDOW
edited 20th Oct '15 4:18:50 PM by KilgoreTrout
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>Jump out window.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
The World's Least Powerful Man
>Drive like a normal person instead of a braindamaged lemur.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
>Drive in reverse the whole way to AMELIA'S HOUSE