The All-Purpose Hyperdimension Fanfiction Thread

With body type in mind, which CP Us are best suited to skating?

Figure skating, you mean?

Actually, all of them could do it if they put their minds to it.

Yes, even Vert and Peashy in Yellow Heart mode.

The reason why is very simple.

They're all very agile and they fight in very acrobatic ways, with lots of very complicated movements.

Though, if we're just talking based on body types... well, I think Nepgear is pretty much as 'voluptuous' as you can get without it hindering your balance majorly. Of course, their breasts could always be tightly bound to make them smaller, but I doubt it'd be very comfortable for Noire or Vert to do it.

Of course, they could all still learn to skate, but it doesn't change the fact that, based on body type, Uni (being short but not too short and flat chested) is the one best suited to it.

So, does that make Blanc too short or too "endowed"?

Too short, actually. While gymnasts of all kinds tend to be short, there's actually a problem with being too short, as well.

While she certainly can if she's inclined to, and it's not a major bother, you did ask which one had the bodytype best suited to it, and that's still Uni (who matches the profile of most girls who skate or do gymnastics, namely having the body of a slim 13 years old girl).

Nothing prevents humans from fighting on par with the CPU in HDN. Hell, in terms of base stats, they're not that much weaker at level 999. The only thing that makes a difference is that the CPU have HDD.

That's interesting, because the impression I got from reading the LP's and watching the Anime (I haven't been able to play the games thanks to having none of the consoles for them, although I can get Nep VII when it gets dubbed), that HDD forms are a league above humans. I made that a plot point in Neptunia Arena, where if a CPU could only go HDD when pitted against a Candidate or Goddess. Which would really come into play regarding one character.

Which sets Uni as just barely tall enough.

Ironically what makes the difference isn't HDD itself, but rather the processor used.

Because of the ability to customize their processors, the CPU and Candidates do wind up being better than the Makers, but when it comes down to it, the difference is in the items they can equip. And it's meaningless if the CPU are prevented from engaging HDD at all, which is possible. Avenir figured out a way.

Pretty much, yeah. Even then, she's still a little on the short side. If Nepgear was flat chested, she'd be perfect.

edited 30th Apr '15 10:50:16 AM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

You seem to have thought about this before.

I never think things beforehand. Everything I do, I do spontaneously, and figure out a long term plan as I go.

Been playing Hyperdevotion Noire. I suddenly wonder how Lily Boost Mechanic could be worked into a fic. Do the CPUs find the time to hold a hot and heavy makeout session during a battle to boost their powers?

edited 3rd May '15 10:03:18 PM by SCMof2814

Of course they do.

Video Game Mechanics are a thing in their universe. It's likely that they know perfectly well that their opponents will stop and wait until they're done making out before attacking.

And speaking about videogame mechanics, I actually have a stupid idea.

In which Histoire decides the situation in Gamindustri has reached the Godzilla Threshold due to the Goddesses' laziness, and as such, she has decided to call on her ultimate weapon...

... Summoning The Player. In this universe, they acknowledge they exist within a videogame. However, they also know it's an RPG.

Histoire decides that an RPG is just not enough, and so she decides to throw another game genre on top of things. I'm undecided whether it's straight out Sim City-style or more like RTS style, but the point is that Histoire changes the genre so that she can bypass the goddesses' laziness and put people who will do it for them instead.

The only problem?

The people like the new Non-Entity General so much that they start worshipping the Player instead of the goddesses. Power which promptly goes to the player's head. So Gamindustri is soon united into a single nation that worships a single god. I mean, sure, the guy is cruel and uncaring, but hot damn if he isn't efficient.

Cue the goddesses having to band together to regain the belief of the people so that they can get back to their prior lifestyle...

edited 5th May '15 10:48:42 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

Addendum to the previous post.

Histoire decides to summon Katsuragi Keima in the mistaken belief that just because he's a gamer, that he plays in their genre (and he might. Lily Ranks might count as 'conquering the heroines' for him). Keima, assuming he's in a 'Summon Everyman Hero' situation, does what he does and decides to scheme in getting the goddesses to be world saving enities again, believing that they're being held back by their issues (Noire's tsunderesness is keeping her from takign action, etc).

Hilarity ensues as everyone keeps mistaking what genre they're in. Keima thinks he's in a save-the-world type RPG (It was, but only in the previous episode before he arrived), but is treating it like a dating sim since that's what he knows. Histy thinks she's in Civilization V or Age of Empires, or possibly even Clash of Clans, and they need 'the player' to get things going. Possibly Vert thinks they're in a Princess Maker game, or even Producing Perfection...

Hilarity Ensues when they're all wrong, because they're operating under the mistaken belief that they're in a videogame.

What game would Noire and Blanc think they're in?

I dunno. Noire might go for SRPG, 'cause she's hoping for a sequel to Hyperdevotion Noire.

Blanc might have nightmares about Producing Perfection, though. Too many perverted players.

edited 6th May '15 7:41:37 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough

Do you figure the CP Us are capable of getting sick/catching colds?

I don't think they can get sick, but there's nothing saying they can't, so really, there's nothing other than our own opinions on it.

And speaking about getting sick, so, is anyone buying Re;Birth2 on Steam?

I'm actually wondering. The port of Re;Birth1 apparently did rather well on sales. Enough to merit porting the sequels, at least. If these two do well enough, we might get a port of Noire's game.

Also, who would've thought HDN would become such a huge franchise?

It seems Compile Heart knows their audience is a small but dedicated one who'll buy multiple games. It's... actually kind of refreshing to see a company that knows what it can and can't get away with, and isn't shooting itself in the foot at every turn.

IANCE! You jinxed it! Now all we'll get is crap!

If he really did jinx it, he'll owe the entire HDN fanbase a soda of their choice.

Pfft, Compile Heart has been making fanservice games for years. Why'd they stop now?

Well, for one they might add in the Psvita fapping mechanic they used in Moe Chronicle...

Well, I'll be playing on Steam anyway, so bleh!

You realize the only reason to add a fapping mechanic is a futa CPU right?

I don't want to sound bigoted, but It Was Wrong On So Many Levels.

And I'm willing to bet my year worth of saving that if they produced loli CPU instead, SCM will buy it in a heartbeat.

Of course, I'm buying too.