64th Successor
-Walk in-
"Nope."
-Walk backwards right out-
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Last Boy on Earth
.... Runs outside and hides in my car.
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Divine Burden
Call the cops, or like, just ask him wth is he.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
The man behind the slaughter
... Kiss my planet goodbye.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Welcome to the Literature club!
"Why, what are you doing here?"
"Uh, I see no problem sir. Definitely no problem at all.No, I certainly would not like that happening to my spine. No, it does sound quite interesting but-"
"Yes, of course, please do continue to help yourself. Ah, you're welcome any time." (Slowly backs away before he changes his mind and decides to beat him up or something like that.)
edited 6th Mar '16 11:09:02 AM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Is something terrible going to happen to me if I tell you to go away?
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Into Oblivion
It's all yours, buddy.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Who are you and how did you get in my house? And do you want some more of that?
The man behind the slaughter
Well its not every day you meet a British spy.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
It's a bird.
"Oh shit. They've found me."
Still a great "screw depression" song even after seven years.
GYAH! Shoo, bird! Shoo!
...Y'know what? Take it.
O5-7 General of MTF Nu-7 (Hammer Down)
It's yours now.
[REDACTED]
Divine Burden
How tf are you eating ? Why are you fitting in the kitchen ? Did you just sneak in ?
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
You're awfully small for a world-destroying god of death.
Also, stay the fuck out of my Resse's Puffs.
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
-calls the cops-
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Into Oblivion
...Fine. But the Resses Puffs are MINE, dammit.
edited 8th Mar '16 10:58:59 AM by TooManyIdeas
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
General Toffee Of Septarsis
Quite eating my churros and fruit loops! And get off my property!....witch.....
edited 8th Mar '16 11:38:44 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?..."
The Best Worst Psychonaut
..........................................
*Slowly backs away, trying to forget the fact that I've seen some kind of living cartoon.*
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
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Basically, this.
Plus the fact I'd be going for a rifle. Touch my Frosted Flakes or Eggos cereal, deal with the consequences.
Knight
I don't really care right now. All I have left is recces peanut butter cereal any way.
The man of a million outdated references
64th Successor
"Maybe you should try taking off that helmet, Paladin Genius. I'm not cleaning that mess up."
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
The Rhyperior Antichrist
You can stay. Just don't eat my Lucky Charms.
"People always say that you should follow your dreams... so I'm going back to bed" -me
Welcome to the Literature club!
Aaaah! How did these birds get into my house? Is someone pranking me or something? And are they.... talking? What the heck?! (Runs out of house immediately to call police.)
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
how is that physically possible?! this is like a lawnmower that runs on beer! it doesn't make any sense!
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!