ITT: Our avatars work at an office

Wolfen sits upright agian: "Likliks brew"

He looks at Victor:"I don't know what that is, but if you are all that way then you are a crime waiting to happen."

edited 5th Mar '15 6:14:37 AM by Blackie

Kuzu let him go.

" No weapons and as long as you are not too loud you can bother people with your mop. Otherwise you are DEAD American!

And repair floor it's crackled...Well it can wait when you can move again"

edited 5th Mar '15 6:18:42 AM by Tenzen12

-Done file sorting-

"Phew! Gotta find more work to do before the government kicks me out into the streets!"

—-Office Wars, Boss 1: Victor Skye the Fanatic—-

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RKF6gqCXiM

Trivia: Fanaticism is the application of your psychological sickness into your beliefs.

—-Dialogue—-

A voice inside of Victor's head says, "Activate Danger Level Protocol... Analyzing situation................ Processing Complete.... Danger Level: Insane... Releasing Sealed Powers...."

Just when things seemed to calm down and take a dive, that was when Victor was seen carrying trainloads of shotguns and rocket launchers. You could see 7 cyber-eagles armed with small mini-guns over his head. To his credit Victor is now wearing his old suit of armor, one that looked like it came from the Medieval ages but was actually forged during the 20th Millennium.

He emits the aura of a celestial being, and he levitates off the floor. His backpack carries an endless series of space shotguns and rocket launchers. On his left hand he carries a lightsaber, while on his right hand he carries his Bushwhacker 3000.

—-Rewards—-

1. Victor Skye will officially join your party

2. Victor Skye will stop bringing nukes, rocket launchers, shotguns to the office... he'll just use Improbable weapons unless confronted by a non-officemate to which he would have the pleasure of nuking

3. Victor Skye will be forever consigned to mopping the floor

Wolfen flips Victor off

Um, I think I'll leave this one to you guys.

-Fubuki uses Retreat!-

-Sticks too, and she keeps her distance-

"Foolish meat, you have defiled the divine artifice of America, now you shall... die!" Victor's automated space shotguns aim at the wolf and fire.

Wolfen glares at Victor, appears behind him and taps him on the shoulder, then he punches him

if you want a fight, do it in the arena

YOU AGAIN?!!!!!!

-ignore Victors power-up and repeat all his previous facepalm of doom action, than he drag him outside of office. Just shout from doors

"Thanks Wolfen but you shouldn't take it in your own hands Next time"

edited 5th Mar '15 6:37:30 AM by Tenzen12

(What? Only the arena? Ok, fine.)

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Victor screams through the hallway as he is dragged by Kuzuhara.

—-Boss Battle End—-

VICTORY! Victor will now not bring weapons to the office! He will also be the office's loyal janitor!

edited 5th Mar '15 6:37:29 AM by Victor_Skye

Eren: -sees a worker from the competing business, Titans United, try to sneak into the records room- Not on my watch!!! -chases after the worker-

"......Well that just happened.....Okay guys, the coast is clear! The nutty janitor has been taken away!"

"I'm still here!" Victor's voice is heard echoing all across the office, but is following successively by slamming sounds, probably because Kuzuhara is busy smashing Victor down the floor again.

"Sorry Kuzuhara, my instincts kinda took over. You know that I like to fight in the arena."

Wolfen inspects the mailbox and returns with some letters

"So what mail do we now have Wolfen?"

Then Flint looks at Eren going after the worker of Titans United.

"Keep chasing him! I will get the ropes!" Flint says as he sprints of to get the ropes.

edited 5th Mar '15 6:50:27 AM by RobotTophat

"There is one for Kuzuhara here, one for Liklik, one for Infer, oh and two for you."

Wolfen hands flint two envelopes

"Ugh, this beanpole again?"

-Readys her boomerang waiting for Victor-

edited 5th Mar '15 6:49:34 AM by NegaKingKix

Out of the blue, Victor Skye is dashing madly at the infiltrator with a mop, he considers using a shotgun, but once again the memory of Kuzuhara seared that thought off. That was when he got ANOTHER idea. He rummaged through his backpack and found a thick book, aiming it for extra veracity, he flung it at the Titan guy and it collided with the man's skull.

"HEADSHOT!" Victor exclaimed as the man dropped to the floor.

(GO TO THE ARENA TO FIGHT MAN!)

-hits victor in the balls with boomerang and he falls in pain-

Flint takes the envelopes while coming back with a rope.

"Okay I'll read them later after we capture the worker from competing business that sneaked in."

Then Flint looks at the Titans United worker who is on the ground thanks to Victor.

".......Is he still alive? Because I don't want to know what happens to the office if we get sued for murder."

edited 5th Mar '15 6:53:12 AM by RobotTophat

Victor manages to get up once again, "Don't make me cook you... animal!"

He turns to Flint and says, "Don't worry, there's a saying 'A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge' I know all the judges, I'm 'acquainted' with them. And if they all refuse I'll just shoot them..." He adds an intonation at his last set of words. "With your permission of course."

edited 5th Mar '15 6:54:33 AM by Victor_Skye

-Take a letter and blush a bit after seeing name of sender, than he sit in his corner humming some retro song while reading it.-

"Wolfen, take out the trash."

-points to Vic-

Infer walks into the office: "Lunch anyone?"

Infer then glares at Victor: "Don't you DARE use my oven again, do you know how much that stinks? You clearly never cooked before in you life."