ITT: Our avatars work at an office

"Hey, what the heck is this thing with the screen and power?" "A com-poo-ur? Ok, then." -Takes a dump on it-

He glares at the mysterious humanoid animal.

"What are you doing? It would be nice of you if you would stop. It is rude and..." he sneers in disgust, covering his nose, "disgusting."

He shoots a glance at Wolfen.

"Thank you," he whispers almost inaudibly.

He starts to mutter something as an aura envelops the odd creature and the computer it is defecating on.

edited 5th Mar '15 4:38:35 AM by SymeSynth

Browser and internet derped again.

-To Wolfen, whispering- Darn, I wanted him to share my work.

-To others- Coffee it is, then! I'll be right back! -Heads to the pantry-

"Say, what are you? Some kind of bipedal wolf or Ostrich?"

Victor takes out his shotgun and shoots the wild animal, "And just so you know, I know how to cook that one."

He takes the carcass of the dying animal and lights a stove, and proceeds to cook it.

The aura that is surrounding the odd creature suddenly starts to lift it up from Victor's hands, just moments before he can start to cook it.

"I would not like to have you executed on your first day, but calling someone an ostrich or a bipedal wolf is an insult. Discipline yourself."

He glares daggers at it and starts muttering something once more. The only signs of his spell is the creature's wounds starting to heal.

Going to rest. See you later.

edited 5th Mar '15 4:47:27 AM by SymeSynth

"But animals are tasty..." Victor says as the animal is lifted out his hands. He quickly puts out the stove and sighs deeply.

\*Sticks uses her extra life*

/*Proceeds to bash Victor's head in and roast him in the oven*

"Wait, is killing not allowed in an office?"

-takes him out-

"there, there. don't go anywhere. I'll get some water for ya!"

Victor uses this opportunity to grab the animal by the head, smash it against the wall a dozen times and after hearing a crack from the animal's head he proceeds to cook it once more.

"Self-defense, does this mean I can cook it, elf?" Victor says as he adds seasoning to the creature.

Victor is practiced at hunting and has lived thousands of years, he knows how to take down even the speediest of creatures and cook them. That is how he has lived throughout thousands of years of fighting, because he knew how to feed his stomach.

-Bites Victor and he gets rabies and Herpes-

-They both die in the kitchen-

Victor is immune to numerous diseases, and has contracted diseases more lethal than ebola, times ten. So he is unaffected by the creature's bite and continues to cook the creature, while adding more seasoning of course.

(Hey, don't kill yourself like that!)

-Victor proceeds to cook Sticks, but then she gets a heavy reset back to the outside where she first started the work day-

(Stop trying to kill characters! This is a worksite so no guns.)

-Finishes brewing the coffee and pours it into cups, adding a bit of Liklik's special into Wolfen's cup-

-Passess Victor and stops-

...What are you cooking?

"Victor is cooking a talking creature that somehow got in here. They fought and then this happened." Flint says to Fubuki.

"Okay everyone, it is voting time. Those that agree on taking away Victor's shotgun raise their hands. If there are those that don't want to take away Victor's shotgun then don't raise your hands." Flint says to everyone.

edited 5th Mar '15 5:03:22 AM by RobotTophat

Eren raises both hands. "If he has shotguns, then I want to bring in my 3DMG gear."

"I also know how to make guns from scratch, so don't think that taking away my Bushwhacker 3000 would help (It's a space shotgun)." Victor says with pride, once again he beats his fist against his chest.

-Raises her hand outside- "I don't wanna be killed on site! I wanna die while whitewater rafting."

"It escaped!" Victor once again loads his shotgun and fires at the animal, AND puts it back on the stove.

Eldren returns to see the odd creature surrounded by other employees, begging for its life in the stove.

"Then you should take a job if you want to live."

He looks at Fubuki and the others.

"Are you aware of what it is good at?"

He turns away to check on the Magical Department.

Just doing a cameo. I still need to rest.

edited 5th Mar '15 5:15:29 AM by SymeSynth

-dodges the bullets-

"NO, don't take him in HERE! WE MUST COOK HIM!" Victor grabs his pocket rocket launcher and aims it at the animal.

(Yes, it's basically a mini-rocket launcher in your pocket)

I'm... not sure.

Oh, and here is your coffee. -Hands a cup to Eldren- I use a different kind of beans this time, so I'm sorry if it tastes weird.

Flint looks at Eren.

"You either have to ask Loki or Beelzebub for permission to carry weapons or work with the security."

Flint looks at Victor.

"Maybe that is true, but how are you going to explain to the bosses that you just almost KILLED in the office.....even though she took a dump on a computer. I had to leave my weapons home so how come you are carrying a shotgun in a office?"

Flint looks at Eldren.

"So far all that he is done is cleaning and shooting around with his shotgun."

Flint then looks at Victor and his mini rocket launcher.

"Are you crazy!? Don't shoot with that thing while in the office!"

edited 5th Mar '15 5:17:41 AM by RobotTophat

Victor lowers his rocket launcher for a bit, "Hey, did you bring any coke?"