Engie: Hmm... I wonder if that one guy wants his stapler back... Nah, probably not.
edited 23rd Feb '15 2:25:10 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Liklik: So whid did the Boss wanted a new sword forged? I mean I know I ahve a weird hobby...
Loki: Attention, all employees: anyone who doesn't kneel before me at least once today will be fired. That is all.
Vulpix: Liklik, can you help me find my stapler? I'll help you with the sword after I'm done rewriting my report. I think he wanted one made of unobtainium? There's probably some lying around in office supplies.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursLiklik: Vulpix, I think it would be faster to make one, but I think room 53 had one.
edited 23rd Feb '15 2:50:32 PM by Blackie
Loki: -walks out of Engie's cubicle with Vulpix's stapler in hand, then smacks Engie with said stapler- Now that I know you're the thief, you have three options: you can either kneel before me, stay late with no overtime pay, or kiss your job goodbye. What will it be?
edited 23rd Feb '15 2:56:17 PM by IchigoMontoya
Vulpix: Thanks, I'll just run over there right quick. I'm nearly finished with the report, and... oops, accidentally burned it again.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursLiklik: -bows to Loki- Sir, about your sword, do you require any decoration?
Loki: Do whatever you feel is best, Liklik. The important thing is that it works.
Vulpix: Okay, I couldn't find a stapler in room 53 but I got the unobtainium on my way back. Liklik, with your hammer and my flame, we shall smith a blade worthy of a god.
-kneels to Loki- Sir, here is my report. -hands in ashes of burnt report- Wait, isn't that my stapler?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursLoki: Yes, it is. Keep a close eye on that Engie fellow from now on. -hands the stapler to Vulpix, then looks at the ashes of the report- Redo this and don't burn it this time. -goes back to his office for some coffee-
Xio: So I have all of the files ready for my report on how gambling will affect our teamwork... Now who to give it to for... "Processing and handling".
OI, VULPIX!
Something something Arena.Engie: (On the phone) Yeah... no... we don't have one of those... Look, I... we don't have... (puts the phone back) Well, fuck you too, ma'am.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Liklik: (stacking papers) That handles the metalcrafting industry, now on to the runecrafters...
Vulpix: What can I do for you, Xio? Oh crud, I burned my coffee.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursXio: I need for you to bur... I mean take this file to the boss.
-hands over money report-
Something something Arena.Vulpix: Oh, sure thing.
Sir, here are the ashes Xio's been working on.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic ColoursLoki: -sighs- Tell Xio that he's now demoted for intentionally giving his file to the person he knew would likely burn it. Also, stop burning reports or you're fired.
Engie: (on the phone) Really? One of those? Well, I'm not sure if we have one, but okay... (to everyone else) YO, DO WE HAVE A TRITHERMONUCLEAR REACTOR ENGINE IN STORAGE?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Xio: I CAN CHECK ENGIE!
-checks-
FOUND A BROKEN ONE!
Something something Arena.Engie: OKAY, GOOD! (On the phone) Yeah, we have one, but it's broken. Will that- oh, okay... yeah... oh, cool. Deal?... Pleasure doing business with you then. (Flash-steps out of the cubicle, grabs the Trithermonuclear reactor, then disappears) (Reappears later in cubicle) That went well. Although, I can't guess why Richard, of all people, would want one of those.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Xio: I wonder what else we have in storage...
-snoops around-
So THATS where my dice collection went!
-obtained one (1) dice collection.-
Something something Arena.-types on computer-
"Man, I gotta finish this report up, pronto."
-sips coffee-
edited 23rd Feb '15 7:25:41 PM by PastryPerson
Liklik: (after asking for a new computer) Remind me to give those guys in the rune department a lecture on WHY we have magicresistant paper.
Context: Rune on normal paper deformed the computer
Seemed like a fun idea for some whacky shenanigans.
Vulpix: Dangit, I accidentally burned my report. The boss will hang me for this! And who keeps taking my stapler? I can't find it again.
edited 24th Feb '15 4:03:01 AM by Everzwijn
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours