Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
Coruscant. The entire planet is one big pants.
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
You need a teacher! I could show you the ways of the pants!
Welcome to the Literature club!
"I find your lack of pants disturbing."
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
The Best Worst Psychonaut
A more elegant weapon for more civilised pants, eh? Well, guess what. Pants have changed.
edited 10th Mar '16 4:43:57 AM by PresidentStalkeyes
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
You will never find a more wretched hive of pants and pants.
The World's Least Powerful Man
I am C-3P0, human/cyborg relations. So good to see you, Captain Solo! I wasn't sure you'd recognize me, because of the red pants...
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Master of Minimum Unnecessary Effort
Hand me the pants.
No, the one I'm pointing to.
No.
No.
NO.
"Instead of putting the bar so high, just be amazed you can breathe." -Joel Johansson
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
[Not from the movies, from the Darth Bane Novels...]]
There is no peace, there is pants.
There is no fear, there is pants.
There is no death, there is pants.
There is no weakness, there is the PANTS!
I am the heart of pants
I know no fear
But rather I instil it in my pants
I am the destroyer of pants
I know the power of the PANTS
I am the pants of hate.
All the pants bow before me
I pledge myself to the pants
For I have found true pants
In the death of the light.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Pants shall set me free.
Original Text (evil added for emphasis):
There is no peace, there is anger
There is no fear, there is power
There is no death, there is immortality
There is no weakness, there is the Dark Side.
I am the heart of darkness
I know no fear
But rather I instil it in my enemies
I am the destroyer of worlds
I know the power of the Dark Side
I am the fire of hate.
All the universe bows before me
I pledge myself to the darkness
For I have found true life
In the death of the light.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free.
altered the ending because the Force shall set me free is far more poetic.
edited 10th Mar '16 4:49:05 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Just an average SMT player
Luke...help me take...these pants off.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
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out of game: Are you sure that wasn't in a yaoi fanfic you read?
That's because droids don't rip people's pants off when they lose.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Don't Try It
Do you know how many pants there are in Dreshdae?
Twelve, no wait. Thirteen!
Nice one old man.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
throw her in the pants compactor.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Now you fall, as all pants must.
The Dark Side of the Horse is the pathway to many pants some consider to be… Unnatural.
Don't Try It
I was right.... the pants are taking over!
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Captain Pantsma.
General pants of the First Order,
Kylo Pants (he takes after his role model that way.)
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
You've been so lonely... So afraid to leave. At night, desperate to sleep, you imagine an ocean. I see it... I see the pants.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
And in the end, as the pants take me, I am nothing.
edited 12th Mar '16 8:21:26 PM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Digital Analogy
I don't like pants. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
I see your Pants are as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle them.
In porto perse vitulus est.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
Are you dying? Can I have your pants?!
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Don't Try It
"Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser."
"Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?"
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
I've become more powerful than any pants... even you.
You don't need to see our pants.
I don't need to see your pants.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
We're losing pants fast!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Apathy is pants.