At the heart of the world...
Dave
> Think about your futile existence
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
...?
> Declare yourself King of the Gerbils.
my current job
> Look for an instrument to play.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
At the heart of the world...
> Think about your futile existence
While either of you two aren't thinking about it now, you soon do when a tatzylworm erupts from the ground and starts spraying poison everywhere. Nothing on you to defend yourselves with, you simply run away like little chickens.
> Declare yourself King of the Gerbils
You don't have the time! You already have family back at home; why would you want to rule over a bunch of gerbils?
> Look for an instrument to play
Your friend suggests, Hey! Why don't we find an instrument to play to distract it?
You nod in agreement, and go searching for the nearest oboe. It's not like you play it; you just like the oboe.
Meanwhile, you're busy trying to find a yaybahar, easily the coolest instrument ever...
insert commentary here
>Looks at moon.
Dave
> Look at the Tv Tropes Fourm Games.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
professional dork
>Purchase oboe
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Something something smithy
> get balut
> take over the world with your balut.
Something something Arena.
My son is a dumbass
At the heart of the world...
> Look at moon
Oh, hey! There is a moon! And another one!
Wut.
> Look at the TV Tropes forum
You look at your watchlist. Before you, you see "Confess thy sins, my children" at the very top.
You give a strange smile.
> Purchase oboe
You looks through your pockets, and you find twenty dollars. However, some wind blows the money away, and soon after, an oboe flies up and smacks you in the face.
> Get balut, and take over world with balut
A balut rolls to your feet. Slowly, you pick it up. Like your friend, you give a dark smile.
The tatzylworm draws closer. Quickly, you throw the balut into its open mouth. The beast clamps his mouth shut, and slowly chokes to death on the balut. It falls to the ground, and the balut rolls out. You pick it up and give an mischievous laugh.
> Trip
You trip.
For some reason, you have a sudden urge to give a middle finger to some random person you've never known.
Dave
>Do that last thingie. You know the middle finger one!
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
my current job
>Look for a yaybahar, or similar instrument.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Maid of Time
>Play the entirety of Unbreakable Chains from the official soundtrack of Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep on your oboe/yaybahar/whatever weird instrument you end up with.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
...?
> Teach your gerbils to play whatever instrument you have.
insert commentary here
>Connect instrument to speakers
professional dork
> Hire someone as your manager
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Something something smithy
> eat the manager if you get one
> wear his skin to cosplay as him.
Something something Arena.
At the heart of the world...
> Do that last thingie! The middle finger one!
Instinctively, you raise your middle finger into the air.
It gets shot off by a stray arrow.
Somewhere, a wolf is snickering in the shadows...
> Look for a yaybahar or a similar instrument
You found a yaybahar! All the appeal of an electronic...whatever with the crisp sound and amazinness of an actual instrument!
...but no bow to play with...
> Play the entirety of Unbreakable Chains from the official...
You can't play the oboe and you don't know what that is.
What about the Twentieth Century Fox theme instead?
> Teach gerbils to play whatever instrument you have
Castor and Pollux seem to have found a bow! Thanks, guys!
Gemini and Caeser also look to be wanting to play the oboe.
< Twenty years later >
And now, gerbils playing instruments.
...It's unbearable to listen to, but it's so friggin' adorable.
> Connect instruments to speakers
There's so many holes, but NONE OF THEM WORK!
There's no holes!
> Hire someone as your manager
Hey, there's a wolf guy in the bush near you! He could totally be your manager!
> Eat the manager and use his suit as a cosplay
That was the manager!
What? He seemed sketchy to you. Plus, he was delicious. Now, with only the skin and fur left, you put it on your head like a mask.
...Hey, you're a wolf guy now!
This feels like someone's bizarre fetish playing out here...
Who cares? You have the teefs!
edited 23rd Jan '15 8:45:46 PM by BlackMageAnolis
At the heart of the world...
Braids From S286 Not Included
>Crack open your Pokemon game
edited 18th Feb '15 6:53:20 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Dave
> Literally crack open your pokemon game.
"You can't swallow what I'm thinking!!"
Something something smithy
>Die from balut poisoning and come back to life a zombie
Something something Arena.
insert commentary here
>Create an arcane ritual, using what we have, to summon an alien.
> Don't forget to bring your gerbil friends.
Oh, Castor, Pollux, and Gemini? They're all here with you! Nevertheless, you blaze a trail through this strange and wonderful place...
> More balut.
Um, no thanks. You're not really in the mood for any cooked duck embryo now...
You wonder what a balut is, and how good it would be when it's covered with cinnamon.
You tell your friend what a balut is.
Your appetite sours and goes away.