Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
>Construct burial receptacle
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
...?
> Buy more hamsters.
At the heart of the world...
> Cackle
HehehehehahahaHAHAHAH—ACK! Agh!
You are in need of a lasagne.
> Construct burial receptacle
Should it be a box or a cylinder? Which will fit the bones better?
> Buy more hamsters
Why do you need to do that? See, Hammy 254-1073 are all fine.
edited 13th Jan '15 8:51:31 PM by BlackMageAnolis
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
>Construct polyhedral receptacle
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Shadow of Legends
>Play some videogames and pwn some noobs
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Maid of Time
>decide that this island is a prison, surrounded by water
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
insert commentary here
>Trade the hamsters for something random
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
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>Use cheat engine, proclaim self as a pirate
edited 13th Jan '15 9:05:48 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
At the heart of the world...
> Construct polyhedral receptacle
After much deliberation, you've decided the best course of action was to bury the bones in a tetrahedron and mail it off to Tokyo.
> Play some video games and pwn some noobs
It's hard to do that when you're inarguably a noob yourself.
Ah! Killstrea—DANG IT!
Rookie Writer
>Oh for the love of go-call up Danta Claus and ask for a random gun!
At the heart of the world...
[continuing]
> Decide the island is a prison, surrounded by water
Not sure whether you're a rock or the eggman. Or just break even and say you're Mrs. Robinson.
> Trade the hamsters for something random
You got [1] a random key! Of course, you only traded a couple.
> Use cheat engine, proclaim self as pirate
Noobs! Bow before thy pirate king! Now I will say that I—[dead]
> Go up to Danta Claus and ask for a random gun
After eleven months of waiting, you finally receive the present you've wanted all year...a random key!
[eleven months prior]
Wait, where'd the gun go?
Maid of Time
>Seek a way to escape from this prison.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
>Procure Mann Co. crate
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
At the heart of the world...
> Seek a way to escape from this prison
You use your random gun on the prison. It all falls down, you die.
[GAME OBER]
> Procure Mann Co. Crate
You now have [1] a box of something. You shake the box, and in it, you hear the faint ringing of metal as it impacts its wooden confinement.
Maid of Time
>Open my heart to darkness.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
>Open crate with key
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Rookie Writer
>And put a mental note in my brain to go kick Danta's ass.
At the heart of the world...
[final post for the night]
> Open your heart to darkness
You use your random key to open your heart. The darkness pours in, and you get a burst of new emotion something you've never felt before: a slightly stronger urged to murder the sun.
> Open crate with key
What key? You wanted a random gun, you got a random gun! Anyway, you shoot up the box to see what inside it, and...
> Leave mental note to kick Danta's ass
Yes, how could he get you that key?! You wanted a gun!
Maid of Time
>Begin nefarious scheme to set fire to the sun.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
insert commentary here
>Check if the mecha can fly
...?
> Buy more hamsters.
At the heart of the world...
> Begin nefarious scheme to set fire to the sun
You ask Amazon for a shipment of rubber, wood, and reinforced concrete. When they asked how much, you said enough to fill the Chrysler Building.
They then promptly hung up.
inb4 an Amazonian drone picks up a small child
> Check to see if mech can fly
No, it's one of those walking mechs.
Though that covered button right there looks suspicious...
> Buy more hamsters
Oh, don't worry. Hammy 256-1385 will all have plenty of friends.
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
>Smear hamster blood on mech to appease Armok
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
At the heart of the world...
> Smear hamster blood on mech to appease Armok
Are Hammy even hamsters, or are they gerbils? You're not sure, but still, you must appease Armok somehow. You take the best specimens, ones capable of holding the most blood in order to coat the mech with the most efficient amount of gerbils/hamsters/I don't even.
After some time coating the mech, you now have 23 gerbils...gerbils? You do a quick Google search to check once and for all. Yep, gerbils.
Anyway, you now have 27 gerbils left.
>Cackle.