Worst RP ever?

The internet is full of shitty RP's, OCT's and other BS. Would you like to pitch in what you think is the worst RP you have ever seen?

Do Instant Messenger rps count? They are without current record posted anywhere.

Years ago, online friends in the Trigun fandom would gather with me for chat-rps. I've never been big into yaoi and as "Dungeon Master" of these things, I made it very clear that my Vash (I played Vash the Stampede in them, principally, and no one argued because everyone thought I was a great Vash. Even been told that I think like Vash in real life...) .... Well, I made it clear that I liked playing a straight Vash who enjoyed the occasional oogling and harassment of women, and that he did not feel that way to the menfolk. I played him how I interpreted him in canon.

I allowed yaoi in my roleplays... for those playing other characters whom they wanted to get together, so long as the romance didn't start distracting from the main plotline were were buidling. Sometimes, it did, which was annoying not just for me, but for other people who were interested in a gen-plotline. Unfortunately, I had a "friend" at the time who was an OBSESSIVE yaoi fangirl (to the point that she subtly and not so subtly told me that she thought I was an idiot because I didn't see her every OTP as canon). She especially liked Wolfwood/Vash while I liked them as buddies. She knew this, and knew that I would be unlikely to have my Vash suddenly fall in love with her out of character Wolfwood. She tried, anyway - which was why I would assign Wolfwood to saner players in the group any time I could.

Some of the rps got contentious and I vaugely recall one where I gave into my yaoi-player's whinging and allowed Vash to be seduced (while in bad health and not in his right mind), but then hated the direction of the storyline so much that I had a random bounty hunter murder Vash and take his head as a trophy. Rocks Fall Everybody Dies .

Complaining thread. Please don't make these...