Convoluted Plans

We build off of each other to make the most convoluted plan imaginable. We do this by each posting a step that happens after the post before us, then summarize it after about 25 posts. After that, we restart.

1. Take control of the nearest pencil factory, thus slightly raising the demand.

edited 2nd Nov '14 4:41:21 PM by Dimentiosome

Shouldn't each plan be like, 25 steps? Because with 25 posts per page, we can have a full plan + summarisation per page, which makes things a lot more easier to count and stuff. Or we can just keep 20 and rely on the latest step number, or whatever works best...

2: Use supply of spare 2B pencils as firewood to heat up 7 cartons of milk to exactly 77 degrees Celsius, no more, no less.

3. Toss the really hot milk on a cat, making it run into a bookshelf.

4. ?????????

edited 2nd Nov '14 4:35:55 PM by bRaHiAn1

How many posts are there per page? 25? That's a pretty good idea, then.

5. Market the confusion we've caused, ripping off someone on Amazon.

Yeah, it's 25.

6. Use the profits to fund a rival pencil factory to the one we took control of.

edited 2nd Nov '14 4:42:39 PM by bRaHiAn1

7. Repeat step six until we have funded every pencil factory in the world, then buy all the factorys out.

8. Convince Rick Astley that he is the pencil Messiah, the one who was sent by God to save all enslaved writing utensils.

9. Tell the employees at the Pencil World™ (what the company that owns all the pencil factorys is called) factorys to attack Rick Astley.

10. Using the funds granted from pencil world, buy up all the Chinese robots.

ALL OF THEM.

Make them join Rick Astley on his quest.

11. Make Rick Astley and the robots kill all the employees off, so we can blame it on the pen factories and seize them, as well.

12. Populate the Pencil-Making and Pen-Making workforces with Oompa-Loompas, as well as Mariposa Super Mutants to act as managers and HR.

edited 4th Nov '14 9:00:40 AM by TheWhacko