Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

I think you could probably do a decent christian harry potter fic if you came at from the angle that the Christians are the bad guys. An alternate reality fic where the magical world was revealed during WW 2/whatever Grindledorks war was called. The fic follows not only Harry's struggles against Voldermort but Dumbledore's struggles to keep the muggle/wizard tensions from blowing up into outright war.

I'm kinda sketching the idea out in my head and it's got a lot of promise. Not sure how I'd balance out wizards being so incredibly overpowered in a total war scenario but I might actually put this to paper.

Well, to be fair, the Christians'll have God, who could basically just nook the wizards to high hell WAAAAAAAAYYYYY before the story even begins, so overpowered wizards won't be much of an issue.

Unless, of course, Jesus was a wizard and the Hindu's had it right all along.

dude, that's like, the greatest plot twist I've ever heard.

I read about half of that troll fic, and found it hilarious. Up there with the "Jack Russel" series and "My Immortal." I don't know why I never finished it...I think maybe it just started to get old and repetitive. But I really should finish it.

I just remember completely losing it when she described Snape's chest hair. XDDDDD

Whoa whoa whoa, back the horse up, Snape has chest hair?

According to Proud House Wife, yes, he does.

Let me look up how she describes it (it's been too long, I need to refresh my memory, plus I could use a laugh...)

"The dark hair on his pale chest was neatly trimmed but still noticeably thick; and he wore elegant, black leather shoes on both of his feet"

XDDDDDDD

Yup, only in fanfiction will I ever get descriptions like that lol

Well... I mean... does Snape seem like the type to shave his chest?

I just assumed he was the sort of guy who's bald everywhere except the head.

That's a very disturbing mental image of my Head of House you have just given me. Are you sure you are not Slytherin too?

Actually I never followed HP real close, but if I had to choose a House to be in it'll either be Slytherin or Ravenclaw.

So this thread isn't about the mother who rewrote the whole series for her children to enjoy, under the almost identical title? Maaaan. I've been looking for those. Sounds interesting in an ironic way.

I tried reading it. If brain cells could ever kill themselves, then it was like a holocaust in my head.

To be honest, I could write it much better. My fanfiction is well like among the readers who visit my page, and I could make the miracles and prayers thing work, considering my theological background.

That and I read Harry Potter, saw it wasn't spiritism, and want to introduce it to my yoinger friends in a way their little minds won't tell on me for.

People still freak out about that?

Er, yes. Yes they do.