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Because that was what the moon was made of.

Incidentally, Tim now had a problem. Because the moon had been sliced in half, there was no longer such thing as a full moon.

The Society of Werewolves decided to help Tim. Meanwhile the Cubes have been hanging around in YHVH's old palace

Star and Riku named their children after Jack and...Lucy, for some reason.

edited 1st Oct '14 1:29:37 PM by Sibuna

Along with the other aliens.

The Werewolf society explained to Tim that if someone were to wake the Nine Sleepers, one of them was sure to fix the moon back up.

Tim asked how they could wake the Nine Sleepers.

They required a high psychic shock in the mind.

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So Tim decided to go back to the armored fortress and get Carol to help them.... before realizing that he couldn't get into the armored fortress, and that was what had gotten him in this mess in the first place.

And then suddenly, the planet was hit by a massive wave of cookies.

Tim broke down in tears. He had failed. There was only one more thing left for him to do.

Disrupting the Cubes' philosophical peace, they decided to crush everything in sight.

The society's leader, Mister Pence told him that a girl with mind control could help them get in but she was stuck in the Freezing Wastelands.

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So he went back to the city and found Riku and Star, and asked for their help.

Unfortunately, they refused, as they were expecting.

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Carol herself desperately wanted to get out of the castle, but Regina refused- it was becoming a bit lawless outside...

Regina then went to pull up her most valuable treasure - George and began using her telepathy to take power. Meanwhile the space ninjas launch the cookies onto her fortress.

At the same time, Regina's top guard who hated the Mole People went into the Mole Kingdom and arrested Star, Riku, Jack Jr. and Little Lucy.

Once George's power had been absorbed, Regina began to move on to the other Sleepers...

The family was put in jail again, but this time Star was too tired out from childbirth to make another jailbreak.

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Tim decided to get into the Freezing Wastelands on his own.

He and the werewolves went looking. Meanwhile at the jail, Riku discovered that it was made out of psychically enforced tinfoil.

To get into the wastelands, his werewolf friends attacked the guards. All the guards were now also werewolves.

Carol saw her Regina do what she did and vowed she'd escape somehow and stop her mother from becoming too powerful.

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So Carol used her psychic powers to wake the remaining Eight Sleepers herself, releasing the old gods from crystal stasis at last.

She convinced her esper doctor to help her flee the containment area with the sleepers.

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Star remembered she had powers and used them to help escape the jail...by blowing it up.

But now criminals were running loose around the land- it was a kingdomwide riot!

The doctor who we shall now call Marge helped make the sleepers invisible as they drove out to the country. Star and her family fled to Tim's home.

Carol and her posse stopped by Tim's home in hopes of finding him, but instead found only Star and her family, who agreed to escape with them.

So they drove off to the Freezing North.

Tim and the werewolves were currently making their way through the wasteland, but were slow because of a blizzard tornado.

It was carrying all the cookies launched from Darth.