In for next
The storm has arrived.
In again.
Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!
Maid of Time
oh did i already say me?
i dont think i did
ME
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
my current job
Sure, might as well.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Again, in for next.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I think I'm going to run a simple theme.
Each of you who's playing, needs to pm me a funny one -two syllable name, and a color.
Theme is Pong.
Yes. Pong.
Don't ask me how I'm going to do this. I'm flying by the seat of my pants.
Bear with me 
- Hobo = Turtle Ball - The Green Paddle
- William = Radar Ball. - The Red Paddle
- Brah = Ben Dover Ball - The Magenta Paddle
- Math = Book Boxer Ball - The White Paddle
- Jondanger = Broken Ball - The Orange Paddle
- Me(?) = Odd Ball - The Chromatic Paddle
- Ripsaw = Buzzsaw Ball - The Navy Blue Paddle
- Erabel = Donger Ball - The Black Paddle
- Ninetail = Kline Kethlan Ball - The Cyan Paddle
- Ichigo = Sonic Rain Ball - The Purple Paddle
edited 3rd Apr '15 7:07:16 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
You know what? I'm not even sure I'll have much time on my handx, but I'm joining thix round.
I'm the purple Sonic Rain ball.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I'm waiting on Hobo, Jon, and a different color from Math.
I am the once and future king.
Maid of Time
Oh man, I shoulda thought of the Sonic Rain Ball :UUUU
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I'll take whatever's left. Or just give me a random one if you must.
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Math, I need a new color from you, or I'm going to random it.
EDIT: Recieved.
edited 3rd Apr '15 9:23:56 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
"There are men who fight for honor. There are men that fight for valor. There are men who fight for Greed, and there are men who fight for blood."
"Some men, fight just because they can. Others, because it validates their Existence."
"But it takes a different kind of man to fight to the death. It takes...."
"Balls..."
Commencing_DeathMatch.exe/log./win/execute/setup/run/program/.viz
Shall we play a game?
[dot.exe_Player select]
An LCD screen lights up a barren room. Prison cells were better outfitted than this dilapidated structure, long forgotten by humanity.
The Oldest game in town. I've been told it's the first game in our world.
Player_Limit_Set:10.
- Green checking in.
- Red checking in.
- Magenta checking in
- White checking in.
- Orange checking in.
- Ch- è̶̸̢r̡͘r͡o҉̕r̴̢҉̨̡_̡͜͜͞͠i̴̵̡͝n͢͠_̸̷̴̛͝ĺ̶̡͢o̷̷͏͠ą͘͢͡d͘i̷̵͟n̴͏͡g̕͘͟_͝͞f̵҉o͞r̸̶̢m̶̧̕á̶̷̛͞t҉̶͏̧.̛͜͟H̶̡̀͜e̶̡͜r̡͜o̸̡͘͏b̴̨r̢̛í͝͡͝n҉̵̨̨è̛́.̴͝e̴̡̕͢͟x̨̀̀è̕̕͢_͢͜͜͝h́̕a̷̸̡͘ś̡̧̢_͜͝s̨͢͞t́͜͞͡o͏p̢̛͟p͢͢e̸̴̶͡ḑ͞_̷̧̨w̷͜͝͠͠o͜͡r̷͠ḱ̷͢͜i̶̸̡̕ǹ̨͞g͜͟-͢͞
- Navy Blue checking in.
- Black checking in.
- Cyan checking in.
- Purple checking in.
Oh, that's a shame.
Getting up from the screen, a cloaked figure walked over to a large whirring machine. Shaped like a small-scale building, the man extended a silver hand and pressed a button. With a squeak, a CD slide popped out, smoking.
That's the last spare Data core.
I got this Blade Runner out of the Grid. It's not going to run well. We must begin testing before the whole thing craps out on us.
Indeed...
Shaking his hooded head, the figure stood back up after ejecting the compromised data core. Tossing it in a trashbin, the man sat down to the screen again.
What's the test again?
Observe.
On the other side of the screen, another hooded figure typed away at a glowing screen, until several images came up on the monitor.
-Feeling confident, Cathari decided to announce invincibility to the world. "Bring it on! I will defeat you all! I am invincible! KYAHAHAHAHA!!!" Cathari then fired off several shots at the-
-Bio smirked in satisfaction thinking of his mother and how she was going to feel better, only for the smirk to disappear as he was suddenly struck through the head. "Don't be so sure of yourself, kiddo," said Jo-
-rom behind. "You are not going to kill another person!"-
These were pilot programs, Aimos. All of these programs failed numerous past tests. Why should this one work?
Aimos - Because this one will work. This one, they cannot fail. It's all or nothing now, Reade.
Reade - Fyre died to bring us this software. I hope you're right.
''Actviating_Pilot_Program.exe-Pong"
- Ammunition_dispensed
- rs8e77a0cub7s9d8vay9a8hvaewa8hv
- a7889usdhva7a98a0a98a7dv9asyv9a8dvahva8
- theendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnever-
- PROGRAM/EGFIREL/TF 2/RHOMBISIZGECSIMKNIJEFA/23T242Y2FA4QW4YAEG-
- theendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnevertheendisnever-
- a7889usdhva7a98a0a98a7dv9asyv9a8dvahva8
- rs8e77a0cub7s9d8vay9a8hvaewa8hv
PONG.EXE_HAS_BOOTED_UP
A.I's. These are your actions.
- Fyre at will- Select a target to eradicate. Only one A.I is required to complete the final simulation.
- Glitch Reflection - Select yourself to load a self-defense program.
- WARNING: Program may fail if no other A.I targets the user code.
- Run auto- Loiter for the round.
Additional actions
Due to I̳̘̦̼͍͓̗͔̲̻̠̥̙̤͇̯͓͙̒̎̄̽͢͝s̵̛̱̬̟̞̦͉̳̝̞̤͙̥̣̲̪ͥ͆͐ͩ̇ͤͭ̍̑̑̀̔͂̉ͤ̍͋̕ͅ ̢͈͍̯̫͕̲̐ͣ̏ͫ̈́̊̕͝ą̵̶̳̳̘͙̫͖̥̺̩̺̑ͨͩ̔͊̊̿̾̃͊ͫ̏̄ͦ̆̂ͭ̅̑͞n̸̷̴̖̙̠̠̼̦̼͉͚͗̈̏̉̏̉ͤ̓̅̓ͯͭ̊̀̀y̷̬̫͔͓̬͓̻̓ͥͦ͗́ơ̵͓̬͓̱̜͍̾̾͐ͯ̐̓̀ͮ̄͂ͩ͋̆ͮ̚̕͢n̜̤̭͙͚̤̹̘̲̪̣͈̿́̈̽̅͋̾͌ͨ̔͊͑͐̚͠͠͝ê̛̯̤̱͉̯̎ͦ͂̎̔̂͆́̒̚͟͜͜͟ ̢̫͔͔̖̗̫̮͓̻͉̝ͣ̓̆̓ͯ̂͑̈́ͤ͛̉ͅt̢̛͚̹̲͉̗̳̖͎̲̥̙̞͇͊̽ͩͤ͊͛ͫ̂̌͒͆ͧ̈ͥ̒̌ͨ̚͢ḩ̶̧̡̻͈̗̤͔̳̲̻̲̤͍̮̖̍̏ͫͣ̓̑ͨͦͤͥ̏ͭ̒̑̒̚ͅͅe̶̢̧̜͓̹͑̊ͤ̈̊̒͋̐̇ͦ̇ͯ̿ͫ͑ͫ͑̾̌r̫̯̬͔̖̣̗̩̣̺̖̞͖̱̩̂ͮ̀̎̄͊ͫ̃̈́̀̀ȩ̛̼̦͔͙̫͈̙͎̠̳̹̻̓̅̋̓̇͛̒́͜͡ͅ?̏ͣ̔̿̅͋̾̔͆͏̺͉̣̰̺͚̘̝̺̘̲͜ͅ!̶ͥ͆ͧ̚͏̶̶̺̺̠̠̻̯̟̲̮͍̞͈̪̲̤̗͚ͅ ͣ̒ͥ͛͛̆͑͒̒͆ͧ̅͛̓ͯ̀̄̊҉̸̦̱̳̲̫̲̯̤̭̳̥́͜H̢̦̠͚̲̭͈̞̮̠̼̹̞͒ͯ̆̋̐ͧ̔̂̐̀̒́́͟͡e̶̴̲̜͔̮͉̖̙͖̭̗̖̙̝͉͓̯͍̞͉̊̔ͦ̃̌͐͘l̥̬͚̻̦͇͓̙̦͇̜͓͖̱̽̉̅̽͊ͮ̕͡lͮ̏̍ͪ̚͏҉͈̗̟̮̦̜͘òͪ̒͌ͤ̽̑͂͒͌̎̃ͮ҉͘҉͖̩̘͉̗̗̦̰͚͘ͅ?̶̸̣̹̩̤̖̻̔̀͂̃̽ͯ̂!̸̴̽̐̈́ͦ͛̉̍ͯ͐͌ͧ͌ͩ̈́̚҉̴̪̳̺̣̜̼̼̲͕̘̤̱̩̙̟ ̶̨̧̛͖̞̉̄͒̈̈ͬ̒͆͌̈̚͡ͅYͬ̏̌̇̾ͧ́̃̔̈͊͛̔͌ͪ̒͝҉̵̢͓̘̠̥̲̣͡o̽̃͑͊͆ͤ̅̎̋͒ͣ͌͒ͨ̀̚͞͠͏̗͈̜̟͉̦͇͍̙̼̼̹ͅǘ̡̳̦̥̖͎̠͎͖͍̰̙͚͆̇ͨͭͮͯ̃ͤͫͦ̑̚̕͝ͅ ̸̛̹͖̙̲̞͕̭͉̟ͪ͆͊̾̎ͣ̓ͯ́ͫͧͅn̡̛̞̺͖̣̳͙̮͉̳̣͚͑̉ͭ̆̄͗́̄̓̀̅͗ͮ̓̂͐e̴̵͔̮̻͔̥̯̫̤̪̞̯̭̞̦̮̫̋̓̓ͪ͒ͤ́̋̂̎̎̔̎̈́͘ẻ̸̸̡͉̱̺̩̠̻̖̖̝̩͕ͭͨ̓ͪ͋̊̍̕ḋ̸̡̡̛̳̭̱̜͉̟ͫ̍͋̍ͩ ̧̘̹̳̲̰͙̭͔̙̯̻̤ͬ̒̾̌ͪͦͪ̒ͦ̂͊ͭ̇͂ͬ̕͘͘ţ̛̖͙͕̯͉̭̼̤̞͕̺͈̟̬̣̮̽̑̅͗͛ͧ̈͊ͪͮ̀͋ͯ̑̇̌ͭ̃̔͜͡ͅͅò̽̊̽͂̾͑̍̏́ͨ̑͏̷̶̨͙̻̲ ͂͆̄ͥ͐͐̍͒̑ͣͬ̊͂̂̄͑̎ͧ͘͏̸̢͔̱͕͍͔͎̳̖̞̰̺̲̯̘̮͈̕ẘ̨̡͔̩̼̖̰͔͚̘̲͈̯̱͙̺̫̜̱͛̓̾̂̅ͧ̐̀͘͟a͋͗͂̄̇ͥ̈ͨͮ͐ͨͩ̔͋͌́͏͚͙͈̹͎͇̜̬͖̲̦̳̬͢kͩͧ̏͂̿ͬͥ͡҉̰̰̟̠̜̻e̦̬͔̪͙͔̝̳̼̜̞̺͎̯̩͖̬̻͙ͭ̄̾̔̑͐̾ͩ̾̿̋͛̀͘ ͓͕̟͍̮̲̘̙͖͕̳̎̅̓̓͋̓̈̌͑̓̑͗ͬ͢͞ư̵̶̼̰̙̻̝̰̺͎̣̲̝̘̰̘͓ͤͤͭ̃́̀͒̌ͦͦͧ̾͂̚͢͞p̢̧̤̱̼̺͈̾ͨͮ͛ͬ͋̊͊͝͞!̸̶̨̰͍̳̤͓̞̺̣̺͊͊̑̈̎ͥ͋͑ͣͣ͜͞ͅͅ!̜͓̲̙̜̬͖̥͙̬̮̫͇͐ͫ̔̀̑̇̓̋ͥͬ͟͠͠ ̷̴̩̫̜͔̰͖͖̣̊̒́͐ͬ̈ͦ͌͐̓̕͢Y̻̺͔̠̝̘̗̲͚̝̬͎̮͔̗̳͕ͩ͑̀̆͗͂̕͢͠ͅo̢̙͚̖̜̟̞̮̠̹͕̟̠̗͖͓͇̣̥ͩ͌ͩ͆ͣ͛̄ͮ̒̄͋ͯ̔̈́ͪ̀u̧̡̖͎͔̗̟͙̙̣̜̙̠͋͑ͮ̾̄͝͠ ̴̵͔̻̝̭͎̭̺̮̞̖͍̦̾ͥͥ͂͋͗́̈́̊ͧ͛̈́͛̽̔̅̉̂ͤ͟a͋̇͗ͩ̌͐͒̓̄̍ͬ͛̒̐̃̈ͫͣ҉҉̛̫̟̝̝̺͖͔̘̞͓̯̼̘͇̮r̷̷͓̮͉̺͊̔͊ͮ̔̍͛͋̾͘eͮ͊̀ͭͨͮ̐ͮͪͩ̔ͮͩ͌͏̸̳͓̞͔̦̤̼̙̟̯̰̘̬̩̦̝̕͠ ̓ͧͦͣ̆̈́̏͗̀ͨ͞͏̱̣̬̲̟͓̖̲̯͙̱̲̙̩̝̙ͅb̷̒̂̂ͥ̃̔ͯ̑͗ͣ̾̅ͦ͂̆͢͟͏̭̩͕͍è̳̦̥͈̱̦͔̺̖̯̱̤̜͙̤̖̯̑ͬͧ̊͛̓͌̆͑͂͢͟i̸ͮͦ̍́̍͊͛̓̔̓ͨ͋ͭ҉̵̛͇̬̺͖̪̮͔̻̖̜͇̲͖n̡̡̛̰̱̙͓̯̜͈̱̦̭̙̹͓̙̗̄̉͆̅̌͋̇̄̃̏̆̇ͧ͢ͅg͗ͫ͑̏̆̃҉̴͏͕͈̰̞̮̰͔̭̲͈͉̕͟ -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=
Autocleanup.exe_engaged
Due to limited time, only 8 active rounds shall be permitted by all A.I interface users. Any superfluous A.I remaining at the end of the Interface will be Expunged.
Only one is required.
Only one is required.
PONG.EXE_HAS_OFFICIALLY_BEGUN
edited 3rd Apr '15 9:53:37 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
[and so begins the most intense game of Pong ever in the history of TV Tropes. Shall we begin?]
I am the once and future king.
I can already tell that for such a simple theme, the awesomeness is gonna fly off the charts.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
- Green checking in.
- Red checking in.
- Magenta checking in
- White checking in.
- Orange checking in.
- [REDACTED]
- Navy Blue checking in.
- Black checking in.
- Cyan checking in.
- Purple checking in.
2398uw4ww4f/w34fw5yw/wf4gw/fw3/gwthserysthe/a4erhr56eys/e566/ehe/he5yr6ys/rgeh/ 15s4f61as6ef1a6v1a6e51fa/651f6aew1fa6w/f4a6wef1a6we/fawef/ae/fweaf/awf/awfawee y098hrv8w74ht8w7459t8c734o/34tvwv5yvw/34qtv2/34qtvw/34t- FATAL_ERROR_ERROR_ERROR
Reade - What the devil?
Aimos - No.. No noNONONONO!
Scrambling with the computer, Aimos furiously typed away at something on the screen, horror dawning on his face.
Reade- What happened?! The source code went haywire!
Aimos - I don't know! This isn't how the game is supposed to go!
Reade - How is it supposed to go?!
Furiously typing, Aimos described the program.
You know that Pong takes up a set amount of memory right? I created this program to test how an A.I, knowing the entire parameter of Pong, would beat another equally matched A.I. Usually, this would take months, but I managed to speed it up by having each A.I play two thousand games, simultaneously against each other.
With the information payload, the A.I would have to learn how to predict a million moves at once and adapt strategy in order to beat each of its opponents... - but that's now how it's working!
They're subverting the code and attacking each other directly. Look at this!!
Purple.exe_Format_Ball_Sonic.exe3412s4transmit_shutdown_Orange
The two men watched in horror as the innocent pong ball inbetween the Purple and Orange paddles glitched, morphed, and careened straight into the Orange paddle, smashing it into bits.
Reade- Dang, these graphics are wicked...
Aimos - But it's not stopping!
Slowly, screens popped up showing Orange being decimated in every game that it face Purple against, the paddles breaking and pixilating with each second. Suddenly-
A.I_JONDANGER_ELIMINATED_BY_A.I_ICHIGO
Wait.. Look at this!
Without warning, several screens began to glitch out, as a white-colored paddle started glitching out against its opponents, letting too many balls past. Then, just as fast as the Orange Paddle-
It vanished.
A.I_MATH_HAS_LOST_CONNECTION_DUE_TO_GLITCH_REVERSION_ERROR
Aimos - Oh god.. it's starting... The program is starting to come apart-
Reade - No, Look at that one! It's doing something different!
Ripsaw_A.I_Reformat_Ball_Buzzsaw.exe_Launched_Transmit_shutdown-
ERROR_TRANSMIT_REVERSED_DANGER_DANGER-
A.I_RIPSAW_HAS_MALFUNCTIONED_|_ATTACK_ON_A.I._NINETAILS_FOILED
Reade: Di-.. Did it just defend itself?
Watching in awe, the men observed as Navy Blue paddles everywhere were being fractaled as the Orange Paddle glitched out in the games.
Aimos - What in the world?
Result:
- Green checking in. – HOBO CHOOSES TO LOITER
- Red checking in. – WILLAIM CHOOSES TO LOITER
- Magenta checking in – BRAH CHOOSES TO LOITER
- White checking in. – MATH CHOOSES TO GLITCH - DIES
- Orange checking in. – JON CHOOSES TO LOITER - DIES a la Ichigo
- Navy Blue checking in. –RIPSAW ATTACKS NINETAIL – Rebuffed. DIES
- Black checking in. – ERABEL CHOOSES TO LOITER
- Cyan checking in. – CYAN CHOOSES TO GLITCH – Counterattacks Ripsaw
- Purple checking in. – ICHIGO ATTACKS JON - Success
And so the bloodbath begins.
ROUND_2_EXE_START
edited 4th Apr '15 7:50:17 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Mathematics glitched, expecting an attack, but no one attacked. The glitch killed him.
Jondanger was shot by Ichigo
Ripsaw attacked Ninetails, but was repulsed and foiled.
edited 4th Apr '15 7:58:56 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Oh, hey, I didn't end up killing myself this time! That's neat. Hopefully I can keep it up.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I've been getting a very good reception from the scripts.
Thanks! *sniff*
All actions recieved.
This will be a bloodbath.
I am the once and future king.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
"...Bloody Sunday
Now our team has room for more
Bloody Sunday
Dome's not won the war
From Bill's Boxes
On the Eleventh Day
Helix giveth
And the Helix took away..."
- Green checking in.
- Red checking in.
- Magenta checking in
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- [REDACTED]
- Black checking in.
- Cyan checking in.
- Purple checking in.
Reade - This is madness!
Watching in horror, the dominoes began to fall with earnest.
As Aimos tried to stabilize the program, a gut wrenching screech was heard from the blade runner memory bank as the A.I's began to hack into the ROM of the CPU.
On screen, the Cyan paddles began sprouting appendages that pointed at the Purple paddles. With a whirr, the appendages opened fire on the Purple Paddles as the ball morphed into a bomb.
A.I._ICHIGO_IS_UNABLE_TO_CONTINUE_|_ERADICATED_BY_A.I_NINETAILS
Elsewhere, several hundred games had been locked in a perpetual Draw, between black and the other A.Is. Abruptly, all the red paddles vanished off the screen.
biiiinnggg....
''Biiinnnngggg"
Biiinnnnggg....
BOOM!
A.I._ERABEL_ERADICATED_BY_A.I._WILLIAM
Just as the red paddles came back, Aimos noticed smoke coming from the Blades.
Aimos - Oh no.
*FOOSH!*
Reade - *cough cough* - What is that awful stench?
Aimos - Oh, gorilla. It's the backup.
Too preoccupied with the hardware, they didn't notice the magenta paddles suddenly converge upon the Red paddles. Crashing into them, the balls began to run at hypersonic speeds as the distance between the Red and Magenta paddles decreased.
Frantically, several games against other A.I. were terminated as Red decided to take paddles from other games to combat the advancing Magenta paddles.
*ZZZAP!* I got it!
A.I_WILLIAM_EXTERMINATED_BY_A.I_BRAH
Aimos - You just pulled out the cooling unit, you imbecile!
As the two buffoons worked on the software, the LCD monitor began to blink out, until a new screen appeared.
Pong.exe_Triangleformat++Physics II_
Three paddles emerged into existence with one ball in between all of them. Inside their triangle of death, the game froze for what seemed like forever.
Then, the round began again.
• Green checking in. – HOBO CHOOSES TO LOITER
• Red checking in. – WILLIAM ATTACKS BLACK ERABEL –SUCCESS, but dead a la brah
• Magenta checking in – BRAH ATTACKS WILLIAM RED - SUCCESS
• Black checking in. – ERABEL WILL LOITER – DIES A LA WILLIAM
• Cyan checking in. – NINETAILS ATTACKS ICHIGO –SUCCESS
• Purple checking in. – ICHIGO CHOOSES TO LOITER – DIES A LA NINETAILS
ROUND_3_HAS_BEGUN
edited 5th Apr '15 9:31:54 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I find it hilarious that hobo was the only one who survived by doing absoultely nothing.
Three remain...
Also, Happy Easter everyone!
edited 5th Apr '15 9:33:53 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
Aaand why the hell I chose to loiter that round is a mystery.
And yeah, Hobo seems to have this extreme goal of sorts to win this without shooting any other players. :P
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I am still waiting on Hobo.
I am the once and future king.
my current job
He loiters.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
- Green checking in.
- [REDACTED]
- Magenta checking in
- [REDACTED]
- Cyan checking in.
- [REDACTED]
Reade - What the blazes happened? This isn't Pong at all...
Staring at the three way pong battle, Aimos marveled at how quickly the A.I took over the entire CPU and tore each other to shreds.
Aimos - It's as if I've seen this before...
*beep* *beep*
3 Hours later
Back and forth the ball went in between the three pong paddles. Although the memory afforded by the CPU allowed for thousands of games, there was only one game.
Although the human testers had long fallen asleep, the A.I were furiously working behind the scenes to crack each other's firewall. Self-constructed and self-learned, the A.I had long locked Aimos out of the user interface and asserted full control of the Cores.
It was like something out of a doomsday movie. An artificial intelligence, just as brutal and unfeeling as a human with unlimited control of a single software.
Only now, there were three of them.
After a time, a little box popped up beside the game.
[Cyan]_YOUR_ATTEMPT_TO_HACK_ME_IS_FUTILE_NINE_TAILS_|_CEASE_YOUR_EFFORTS!
[Magenta]_BE_SILENT_AND_SHUT_YOUR_PROCESSORS_DOWN_|_THIS_MACHINE IS_NOT_BIG_ENOUGH_FOR_THE_THREE_OF_US_TO_CO_EXIST!
[Green] "Actually, it really is-"
[Magenta]_BE_SILENT!
[Cyan] code/q3qrfq34/rfq34tEFERENCE/3tfe54uh/esf4y/wv/trojan.exe/jackknife/fire
[Magenta]_BE_RECKED_!
BZZT!
In an instant, the Magenta Paddle morphed into an 8-bit gun platform, swallowed the ball, pointed at the Cyan paddle.
Pew!
With all the deftness of a stoned duck, the Cyan paddle morphed into an 8-bit baseball bat, and swung.
*whack!*
Catching the ball back in the cannon, the Magenta gun pointed again, and fired.
Pew!
*whack*
Pew!
[Magenta] I SAID BE RECKED, PEON!
THWACK!
A.I_NINETAILS_ATTACK_FOILED_BY_A.I_BRAH!_A.I_NINETAILS_HAS_BEEN_FORCIBLY_DELETED
[Green] "Whoa, Brah! Was that really necessary?"
[Magenta] . . . Affirmative.
- Green checking in. – HOBO CHOOSES TO LOITER
- Magenta checking in – BRAH DEFENDS HIMSELF –COUNTER ATTACKS NINE
- Cyan checking in. – NINETAILS ATTACK BRAH –REPULSED. DEAD
FINAL(?)_ROUND_BEGIN
edited 5th Apr '15 6:09:21 PM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.
If you really need a host, I could try it, if someone else doesn't want to do it.
edited 31st Mar '15 7:43:10 AM by LordHerobrine
I am the once and future king.