Let's write an epic poem!

Watch out Dante.

Write a poem continuing from the line above. If ninja'd, roll with it — I don't plan for this to make much sense anyways.

Only guidelines:

• Try and make it rhyme with the above line
• Try to make it relate to the line above in some way

Edit: forgot to start.

I once knew a man who had too much money.

edited 9th Sep '14 1:48:28 PM by pugsmith

Didn't know what to do, spent it all on honey.

He stubbed his toe, shouted "Oh crummy!"

And tripped on a boot, landing flat on his tummy.

So this thread was revived by a prepubescent geek.

Whom had nothing to do for the rest of the week.

And decided to cause a boat to leak.

It sank, merging with a nearby coral reef.

Which, strangely, was filled with beef.

There's also bacon, so there's no reason to leave.

Except for the ace he had up his sleeve.

..Which was a time-travel machine to the day he was conceived.

But his mother fell in love with him, so his dad was peeved.