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(Drills through his kids' faces with a screwdriver)
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- fires at the mall cop with my machine gun -
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Brains the cop with the car.
I am the once and future king.
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\*The cop is now dazed.*
Let's finish up with a team attack!
How much mana are you willing to use?
Me: 25/50
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I'll pool in all my mana.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
We have mana?
Hunh..... I guess we do.. Anyway-
Grabs a lighter, and a Febreeze can I found in the trunk.
Burns a hole through the Cop's leg.
I am the once and future king.
- pulls out a flamethrower - "DIE, COP, DIE!"
One just might
Ordering my witch to nuke the cop. Swing the aluminium baseball bat I found in the trash at his spawn.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
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SUPER MANGA HYDRO SHOT!
\*Shoots the cop* \*He explodes*
\*Treasure pours out all over the street*
We all get $500 in gold coins and +50 XP
Round 2-2: Inside the mall
There are female hostages in three different parts of the mall: The Garage, the Storage room, and the roof.
We now must fight off Juggernaut, Sabertooth, and Slender man to reach them all.
What do?
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BURN THEM ALL!
Akuma Shogun
Buy Stone Hands, Dragon Feet, Grand Slam, and Javelin Man books.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
*Takes the elavator to the Guns department and buys an M911, an Anova DP 3 with reflex sight, and a combat knife.*
*Then takes the elavator to the roof*
I am the once and future king.
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\*Frees the girls in the garage before they get bloodly murdered by an axe*
I take the axe and Kill Juggernaut
Josh's books give him +100 intellegence and +50 stamina.
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- bursts into the storage room -
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-I back you up after getting kissed by the hostages-
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"Alright! The hostages are over... there!" - walks over there -
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Suddenly, the roof collapses in as a giant, fat Zombie falls through with me riding on its head, plugging round after round into its skull.
I am the once and future king.
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\*Sabertooth kills the zombie you're riding and forces us to fight him*
\*Slash* I'm hit! \*-10 hp*
I throw the axe at him to see if that works: It breaks.
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THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Pulling the girl I rescued from the roof, I lay a volley across Sabertooth's face and blind him, while backpedaling.
"Get the hostages out of here!"
I am the once and future king.
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(Kunio nods and gets the hostages out of Dodge.)
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(Kunio picks up a few rocks and tosses them at the mall cop.)