Goddess of Nature
Go right in.
My boyfriend told me to meet him here.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
The Absolute Madman
Wait, I didn't know you were manly gays! Get your ass in here!
I'll have you know I once mistakenly had sex with a Crossdressing trap, and I only threw up for three minutes after I realized.
"We be we baby!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Actually, you know what, fair enough. You need a drink after that.
I'm so tough that I can make GREGOR CLEGANE $#*% himself with but a look. And I understand that if anymore objections come pouring out of your mouth, I'm going to have to eat every f***ing chicken in there.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Goddess of Nature
Sorry, we don't have no chicken here.
Bouncer, I'm the girlfriend of the boyfriend I mentioned earlier.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
The Absolute Madman
Ok, head in.
My dog ran in here. He's a German Sheppard/Pitbull/Absol mix.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Oh, that dog? We just turned him into a Rug for our bar. Sorry pal.
-Turns into a Werewolf in front of the bar- I'm so tough that I can only be killed by a Silver Bullet! -Howls-
The Absolute Madman
-Grabs his silver bullet machine gun- -Shoots you-
I'm so tough, I can watch Minions and not bitch about it.
"We be we baby!"
Goddess of Nature
Yeah? I hate the Minions, so LEAVE!
-lifts up a tree and hits bouncer-
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Asgore Adopts Noelle
-Grabs the tree, tosses it, and the person holding it, away- Nice try!
-Snaps neck so that his head is looking backwards- This tough!
Classic
Can you unscrew your head and screw it back on? If so, you're in.
Tough enough to make the babes swoon every time I flex my buff arms.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
The Absolute Madman
So can everyone else in here. But we focus more on politics and literacy in here, so your kind isn't fit for this place.
How tough am I? I built my business from the ground up, with my own two hands. Literally!
-Grabs the ground and pulls up a 150 ft tall skyscraper business corporation-
Can you imagine how tired I am doing that for 40 hours a week?
"We be we baby!"
What, that tires you out? Rather disappointing. Well alright, you can go in this time, but I expect you to toughen up a bit more.
I eat my spinach.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Just Spinach? You're not getting in, wimp.
I bathe in Cone Snails, the most poisonous animals on the planet. But whenever they bite me, the writhe in pain and die.
That's disgustingly unsanitary. Get out.
How tough am I? I'm not afraid to talk about my feeling. I like you, Reg. You're an okay guy. Oh and I'm a boxer and my sparring partner's a very nice cyborg gorilla.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Fly Air Madeline
...Alright. You can come in I suppose.
How tough am I? I rounded up an entire herd of cattle with my teeth! And I have the mouth injuries to prove it.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
You were injured in the process? I am sorry but I fear that invalidates you from entry into this establishment.
I am so tough that I collect firewood not with an axe but by tearing trees straight from the ground with naught but my hands alone.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
How many trees? It's an important question.
I killed the 50-foot Giant, Goliath, by using one small pebble and a slingshot.
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The Absolute Madman
I may be an Atheist/Non-practicing Christian, but even I know you can't just rip off the Bible for tough guy stuff. And if You did kill him, where's his head? We could hang it up in here.
I'm so tough... You know what? Fuck this. I'm goin' to Buffalo Wild Wings.
"We be we baby!"
Goddess of Nature
Good idea, this place is a dump anyways.
I just need to use the bathroom real bad!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!You're a weenie. Just piss your pants like you usually do.
I can do the Blackthorne shotgun trick.
The Absolute Madman
Impressive. Do that 50 more times, and you're in for a year.
I'm so tough, I can do a handstand and headspin move on a bed of nails laced with Cyanide and Arsenic.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
You forgot the Legos.
Whenever I'm in the Mood for something hot and spicy, I jump into space and take a bunch of Meteors. As I come back into the Atmosphere, the Meteors start burning in my hand. That's when I eat them. They're quite delicious. Want one? (Shows him a burning Meteor in his hand)
Goddess of Nature
No, but you're in.
I'm the female stripper that was hired by your bosses for the night to entertain the patrons.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!This isn't a strip club. Out!
I'm married to a werewolf ogre amazoness wrestler. I'm the dominant one in our relationship.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
-Reads- Son of a gun! You can head in.
I'm so tough, i'm wearing shoes filled with broken glass, rusty nails, and hard plastic LEGO pieces, and to make it more interesting, the shoes are half the size i'm suppose to wear. But am I bitchin' about it? HELL NO.
"We be we baby!"