Sega Hard Girls - anime adaptation green-lit

Pffft, we need to get a death metal band to pen a song about slaughtering bunnies and burning Chaos shrines with the classic SEGA! scream in the chorus for our brand of truly dark and edgy ads. Better still, retool the console girls into a trio of psychotic Axe-Crazy vigilantes that take their form of justice into their own hands. Within a week, the Mushroom Kingdom will be drenched in the blood of Toads.

Hmm, we could turn the girls into expies of No More Heroes characters.