Destroy The Godmodder

14/???[shiny][jindra] 4/???[jindra]

looks like we'd better help out, we lost most of the artifacts form the armory...

I use the internal teleport system of the fort to apear above the blazes and after the teleportation...

Allright lets DO THIS!

the infusion takes control.(do i still have her bonuses when she is in control? the [infusion] thing isnt on the battle report, but thats probably just for your sanity.) atttacking with cryo bombs that she continues to produce out of nowhere.

the fighters do some impressive maneuvering and each use two missiles to attempt to punch through the mobs blocking their path to the middle.

the frigate follows up close behind them and lays down a huge amount of supporting fire for the fighters, and attempts to punch through as well.

the spamma's launch some heavy shells down on the creepers.

the warden looks upon the remaining troops, and getting the battle report from the air force, comes up with a plan, and gathers the remains of the assault force into the armor repair room and waits, healing all the troops casting healing spells, and the flame striker joins them. i have a half plan of getting at least one of my armors into the castle and teleporting strike forces into it.

three plus ones

edited 31st Mar '15 7:50:57 PM by Wyld

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Uh, Piono, I was not trying to attack the godmodder with that Falcon Punch, I was only charging it up so that I could use it later. Hell, I'm not even in the same room as the godmodder right now.

//Null post.

edited 31st Mar '15 8:02:16 PM by IchigoMontoya

=4 / 75= The Puffball

I blast The Batter with a Steam cannon, then proceed to encase him in Metal, which I then melt. I then toss several Plastic spears into him, then pound them in deeper with a slab of meat. I then sprinkle his injuries with Sugar, causing them to BURN.

/COMMAND/ The Table Construct uses FRAGMENT on the Creeper Pens once more. If the pens are gone, it'll crash through walls into the Courtyard and use MULTILANCER on The Batter.

+2 to Lait, +1 to Twin

74 68 65 72 65 63 61 6e 6f 6e 6c 79 62 65 6f 6e 65

THE WAR REPORT IS UP. GO TO THE PREVIOUS PAGE, READ, AND ALTER YOUR ACTIONS IF NECESSARY

@Piono: I think Tazz is in two places at once, and there are far too many blazes in the Valley. I think that's a typo.

I am the once and future king.

You probably just copy-pasted your War Report and didn't notice. But you're still trying to tell me to do something, kek.

I have Samritank use send feds on, and the Avenger attack the creepers. I also run into the horde and get them to blow each other up.

??? : 69/??? engie, wyld

???: 60/??? engie, wyld

2x +1 to engie, 1x +1 to anyone who gives +1s

edited 31st Mar '15 8:31:24 PM by fseftr

@everyone I NEED A LIST OF BILL'S SPECIALS AND THEIR EFFECTS ASAP!

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Exasperated I look at bill.

"REALLY! A flaming punch rumored to be one of the strongest punches in existence and only ONE DAMAGE!"

"Alright Bill try this on for size."

"Oh investigators, good work. Now keep working and I'll pay you guys enough money to build a planet out of mansions per page SO GET TO WORK!"

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Extremely pissed that Bill basically no selled my strongest special I begin by sending every possible distraction Omnversal Inc. has got over to Bill this includes but is not limited to: random parties, overpaid D Js, prostitutes, and advertising blimps.

While Bill is distracted I teleport to and tear off a tower from the godmodder's castle using my sword beam and simply cutting with Galaxia itself. Then I use the knee of jusTice to launch the tower segment into orbit above Bill. Finally, I teleport to the right spot above Bill when the tower is above him before using volcano kick to redirect and crash the tower into him from orbit.

Before all of this I tell the investigators to get back to work.

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Laittlecrusier 183/400 (CC×4 [previous and current turns], tabbune, wyld, fseftr, me)

Something 18/??

edited 31st Mar '15 9:20:03 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

My drone stares down at where the Nitrogen gun fell.

"When I brought out the Nitrogen gun, I remained unchallenged in my decision. I spent 5 turns charging that. 5 turns was how long I was told I had to charge it for. I played by the rules, I earned the right to use that, and I will NOT."

My drone starts fracturing, a gray light shining through the cracks.

"Let ANYTHING."

A loud whistle fills the air, painful to any who hear it.

   "DENY ME MY RIGHT!"   

The drone shatters completely, shards thrown into and through the supposedly solid walls. A very righteously pissed off shard of me, hovering in the center of where the drone stood, physically reaches through the 4th wall, grabs the OP scale by the head, and slams it's face into the ground, before the Nitrogen gun reappears beside me, at the pre-explosion state. Another roar from me, and the gun explodes, doing exactly what it was already going to do before it was prematurely diffused.

   "WHEN I PLAY BY YOUR RULES, I EXPECT TO HAVE THE THINGS I DO THAT WERE PERMITTED BY YOUR RULES OCCUR AS THEY WERE INTENDED BY ME!"   

Gray fog descends over the entire battlefield.

   "IF YOU FAIL TO UPHOLD YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN WHEN IT CONCERNS THE RULES, DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF I STOP UPHOLDING MY END!"   

The threat of being eaten alive hangs over everyone present, making it clear to the OP scale and Godmodder not to try any funny business. If the Author tries to retcon anything, the update terminal experiences gray static over every surface before machinery spews forth from various gray portals to NOPE the retcon attempt.

   "DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ON THIS?"   

• 2 to Fseftr
• 1 to Twinbuilder

Alptraum Panzer: 50/1000

A far more practical use of these bonus charges: 24/66 (+2)

   "YES, I CAN SEE YOU POINTING TO RULE 1! IT TAKES TWO PEOPLE TO ARGUE THOUGH!"   

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

I begin clapping enthusiastically. "GOOD SHOW, ENGIE! I APPROVE!"

Not being sure of the mechanics, I search for Zbse's pages?

I load a Cyclone Missile Rack with Thermobaric Rockets and open fire into the Creeper Pens, drenching everything with pure ultra-volatile fuel, saturating the air with pyrophoric chemicals, and finally, at the very heart of the affected area, a tiny spark. *Zzzt*

• Zzzt* *Zzt* *FOOMP*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermobaric_weapon

So I ended up GM-ing a thing, oops; http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149024.870

I open up an old newspaper and pull out one of zbse's pages.

I charge a magical blast, and release it towards the terror wither. As it travels, it rapidly changes to look like black skulls, mimicking the terror withers attack style. The skulls release holy blinding light upon contact, and are moving too fast for the terror wither to tell the difference. The light will stun the wither and cause what remains of its boney ribcage to slowly disintegrate.

5/20 Revenge of the Snowbirds

2/45 Ultra-Buffs

3 +1s to P Gs.

Requesting +1s please.

edited 1st Apr '15 12:44:57 AM by Mathleticism

Hey! Stop reading this! This is a signature, not a library!

gorilla YES THE FIRES OF CHLORINE TRIFLUORIDE ARE AMAZING. It's still going too slow, and the only way to make time pass is... STUPID AND WEIRD SIGNS! I leave the Godmodder's Castle through the hole I entered in (if possible, otherwise ignore the content of this entire post) and plant a STUPID AND WEIRD SIGN in the middle:

YOU ARE BEING MONITORED

The bomber, being Genre Savvy, realizes that this means I am going to smash a computer monitor over his head and tries to move out of the way. Unfortunately, he is half right, but he is wrong on the half that will screw him over, as the monitor is not coming from above but from the side as I pull out a massive computer monitor cannon and fire homing osmiridium computer monitors at him. He is sent flying by the monitors into the mobs attacking the valley.

Bill's Trollface: 22/31 ████▌ (+1 total from me)
Total Randomness: 40/222 ██████████████████████████████▌ (+1 total from me)

• 2 Tazz, +1 Twin

The Elements Ten: 43/225 (Shaded) Umbrella? (9/30) (Shaded)

@Engie: Uh, the charge was at 4/5. For comparison, the summoning portals, also requiring five posts of charge, didn't summon until AFTER they were at 5/5. You attempted the blast AFTER 4/5. You did, in fact, jump the gun by a post, so to speak. That caught me off-guard as well when trying to steal the Emerald Nova via Oblivion on Sacred, but at least I wasn't doing something that the entire battle could rest upon, and you had a few precedents to base your actions off of. In other words, prepare for seriously new-grade nop-ing. Huehuehuehue.

@Latiome You actually are doing far, far more than you realize. I'd go on, but the short of it is, this guy is being double-nerfed by the Godmodder and the Author, hard. Otherwise, his powerset would make him basically invincible. The other, technically weaker wielder of half of his abilities currently has unquestioned dominion over the entire earth, physically and mentally, for a start. Word of Twin painted Project Binary (the aformentioned wielder of half of Bill's abilities) currently beats basically everything in canon introduced thus far except the Narrative (and technically Bill) and that's not lasting too long either. That you even managed it at all is worthy of immense badass cred. Too bad Bill actually likes pain...

ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN. THE PLAN THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EXIST.

I do a hyper-speed moon-walk out of the rapidly caving-in intersection to any location that IS NOT the End Portal room, Jail, Lab or Nether room. If this is somehow impossible, I head to the Nether Room because I know there's a hole to the ceiling there. If I have to enter the Nether Room, I set up my Greatshield of the Divine Fire of Charisma + 9000, once inside, which will hopefully protect me from any chills/wither skulls/angry Universe Eaters that try to harm me and redirect damage else-ware.

Bill meanwhile..."AH, LAT10ME! THE PA1N, 1T HURTS S0 G00D! H1T ME M0RE, 1F Y0U EVEN CAN!" Saying this, he then decides that NOW he should use Oblivion on Laitome, explicitly to make Laitome surrender her Galaxia to Twin. Can't let her get too many options.

• 2 to Cobalt, +1 to Twin.

edited 1st Apr '15 8:13:37 AM by The_Nonexistent_Tazz

ERROR! EXPLOSION IMMINENT!

38/?, 8/?

I Frostbolt the Terror Wither to the face, drawing it's attention.

3+1s to anyone not giving dedicated charges.

Focus on that wither! Bring it down, Bring it down, Bring it down!

Turning to the portals, a pang grips my heart as I remember that I can't summon high-powered artifacts from netherspace, as the evility armor is gone. I look back at Tabbune, and I throw the Evility Dagger to him.

Tabbune. Take that Dagger and drive it into the Terror Wither's spinal Column. Be prepared to retreat though after you do... I'm not sure what will happen, but it's going to be explosive.

Charging to the portals, I let out a Tarzan yell, super heat the nanomachines in my body, and perform the Morning Peacock on all of the portals.

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Automatic Backpack Rocket Launcher: 7/30 +1 Tabbune (post 6014)

   500 thingy   : 100/500 +1 Ichigo (post 6025) All A Gs! Pump this charge up! We're approaching the endgame, and all our summons need to be activated quickly!

1+ to Math

1+ to Engie

1+ to Tabbune.

I am the once and future king.

@Tazz: Look again. On the turn where it would have become 5/5 during the Eo TB was when I activated it. Dunno about you, but my intuition tells me that charges should be able to be used on the turn that they are completed.

edited 1st Apr '15 10:05:59 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.

114/? 4/?

I grin maliciously at the strike of inspiration for my charges. I launch mustard gas throughout the breeding room and spray me and my companions with an immunity spray. My idea for my charges is an scp. It's got a long way to completion. 3+1

Why is a yam attacking me?

@jindra thanks for the pm.

@Tazz Does that work on players? I am technically in orbit after my actions so I don't see how I can give my sword to anyone, and, FYI, my character is a dude. So you just wasted a move on a strange genderbent version of me that isn't even here.

RP

"YOU MOTHER(redacted) BILL! SPELL MY NAME RIGHT! IT'S PERSONAL NOW DEAD MAN!"

edited 1st Apr '15 2:30:31 PM by Laitome

Always trust a guy who says when he'll betray you.

Hey! Look! Godmodder! Right over there! Look over there! A super powerful weapon that you can use to take over anyplace you want to! Over there!

When he looks at the weapon that doesn't actually exist, I throw an egg at the back of his head, and then I throw a pie. Then a watermelon, and on and on and on until he's out cold on the ground, I set my voice amplifier to the max setting (350000x), put it up to his ear and scream APRIL FOOLS! into it.

Bulborb Army:

33/40

Metal Face:

34/55 (ichigo(dedicated))

Anyways, here's this guys stats.

Health: Around 40000.

Attack: 15000, possibly.

Special:

Mechon Armor: Takes 1 damage from any non-energy or magic attack.

1 to sacred, 1 to ichigo, 1 to herobrine.

A reminder: Summons might be nerfed soon. Take care that summons don't take too long.

I am the once and future king.

I keep on punching away...

1/2

1/2

Something something Arena.

I pull some fire-proof Christmas Tree spray and spray myself with it. and then proceed to spray the blazes with it

Zorg charge:9

(1 from wylde)

Arzor charge:9

(1 from tabbune)

The less you think about it, the more it works.

   Warning, target universe no longer detected. Initiating shut-down process...   

Well done, you've broken it. Oh? Who am I? I'm the Author, the one who is stuck running this stupid game. I'm not the one who types up responses, as far as I can tell, the terminal does that itself, but I occasionally have to do maintenance and other things. And you, my dear players, have apparently broken it beyond all I can do. Specifically engie. He started ranting about 'his right' or some such nonsense and then the terminal went to flat static and just spits out errors whenever I turn it back on.

My guess so far would be that he blew up the entire tvtropes universe. So good job, you killed the thread. Game's over, you can all go home now, because without a setting, there is no game. Nice Job Breaking It, Hero.

DTG Co Labs I can haz youtubes?

Wait, what?

Hi author! Wouldn't it make sense for there to be a backup file?

Something something Arena.

Of course, wouldn't the Godmodder survive?