Destroy The Godmodder

Woody:25/50

Paranoia:85/200

I buff the Fire element on my Elemental Ichoraxe to Cursed Inferno.

Elemental Battleaxe: [A] +1250 Damage of a element to Free Actions, provided the axe has it.

• 2 to Surt, +1 to whoever.

edited 21st Nov '14 11:56:39 AM by h2obox

160/400, 60/100 (both Wyld's last round)

Another one? I use Fire Aura to burn Ichigo as he German Suplexes me

3+1s!

edited 21st Nov '14 12:45:58 PM by Tabbune

I pull out another 100-ton plasma cannon, load my aimbot, and fire it at a Dalek Battleship.

Ship:

111/250

Queen Sectonia:

37/300

3x+1s!

edited 21st Nov '14 12:48:14 PM by Jondanger23

I have the KV-2.09 shoot at one of the battleships. I increase the speed of the projectile from the tank with magicks.

Claiming 1 charge from Surt designated to me from Last round.

Generic Bound Amulet of Doom (51/500) ( Surt, x3: h20, x2: Tabbune, Jondanger 23)

Cathyland (43/1000) (x2: Tabbune, : Jondanger 23)

• ^{General Mechanics:}  First, when I complete the summon, a portal to the pocket dimension known as Cathyland appears on the battlefield. Entities on the main battlefield dimension cannot affect entities in Cathyland and entities in Cathyland cannot affect entities on the main battlefield. Anyone can still grant each other charges to players in a different dimension. Both Cathyland and the portal to Cathyland are indestructible, but entities/objects in Cathyland can be destroyed.
• ^{The Portal:}  The original portal to Cathyland is the only entrance to Cathyland, and no other portals to Cathyland can be summoned. I have exclusive control over who is able to enter through this portal freely. Nobody else, not even the godmodder, can wrest this control from me. Any person I have granted portal access to can send any number of entities through the portal at any given time. Nobody can freely teleport from the battlefield to Cathyland and vice versa without going through the portal, this includes the godmodder. No entity can be forced through the portal except when I exile them. Even though it's indestructible, the portal has an HP pool, which is fairly large. While the portal's health is above zero, entities under the control of those who don't have free access to the portal cannot travel through the portal. Once the health of the portal reaches zero, players and entities without permission can travel through the portal. Once the portal's health reaches zero, any player can use a 125 point charge to bring the portal back to full health, regardless of what the portal's original health pool was. However, the portal cannot be repaired with any lesser charges or free actions once its health has reached zero. The portal is a non-attacking entity.
• ^Cathyland:  Cathyland is an alternate dimension, which starts with an amusement park dedicated to me. As such, it cannot be destroyed, though people can try wrecking the amusement park and other things summoned there if they can get to Cathyland. While the portal's health is above zero, I can exile any entities, player entities, etc. of my choosing back onto the main battlefield. When summoned, Cathyland contains fifty security guards, with low stats, and twelve flying Cathy statues that can shoot lasers at entities. The Cathy statues have decent hp and decent firepower. Without any modifications due to further summons, Cathyland the amusement park has six different zones with their own gimmicks, which I'll have to think of in the future. These zones are: Palace District, Spess Land, Jungle District, Wild West Town, Fun Land, and Pleasure Island. There is a shield surrounding the Palace District, preventing anyone that I don't grant permission to from entering it until five power generators, located in each of the other districts, are destroyed. It cannot be destroyed except by destroying the power generators. Players need to spend roughly a round or two in each district to locate the power generators.
• ^{Mook-spawning facilites:} Inside the main palace in the palace district, there are a few mook spawning facilities. They cannot be attacked by an entity unless said entity is inside the palace district.
  • ^{Human Resources Department:}  Each round, this building may hire/spawn either ten generic security guard units or a witch/princess. The witch/princess is a generic spellcasting unit with decent stats. Alternatively, it may spawn four drunken mascot workers each round which can shoot people with pistols.
  • ^{Imagineering Facility:}  Each round, this building may either construct 1 Cathari Statue, as described above, or it may construct 5 animatronic mascots. All animatronic mascots are grounded melee units. Alternatively, the imagineering facility may wait for five rounds to construct a weaponized roller-coaster and place it in any of the zones in Cathyland. Weaponized roller-coasters have high health and high damage output, but they are immobile; they cannot leave their respective district.
  • ^{Clown Tent:}  Each round, the Clown tent produces one clown with low attack power but high health. Clowns induce fear in others; entities that have lower health than a clown cannot attack it. Players, the godmodder, and mega-entities are considered to have infinite health, but they have a small chance of not attacking because of the fear clowns induce. Additionally, depending on how many clowns there are compared to their target's hp, clowns have a small chance of turning other biological entities into clowns under my control, though they keep their original stats.
• ^{District Gimmicks so far:}  Spess land allows all units built by the imagineering facility to recover health each turn. Pleasure island has a small chance to induce drunkenness in player/biological entities that stay in it. When the power generator in Fun Land is destroyed, five clowns are immediately spawned in the Fun Land district and the Clown tent produces two more clowns each round.
• ^Plan-D:  When all of the power generators are destroyed and the shield to the Palace district is destroyed, the boss Mecha Disney appears from out of the imagineering facility. It is essentially a quadruped spider mech with Walt Disney's head fused to it. It has two missile battery arrays, a laser arm, a head that shoots lasers, and an arm with a cannon that lobs gas canisters, and miniguns installed into the main body. The missile, laser, and two miniguns are standard weapons, but the gas canister specializes in clearing out swarms of biological mooks. The missile batteries, the two arms, the set of four legs, and the head each have their own health pool. When one of these components is destroyed, Walt Disney's head appears from out of the torso. Walt Disney's head is a mega-entity, and for every powerful entity that attacks it, it loses 1 hp. Once it takes damage after being exposed, Walt Disney's head returns back into the torso until another component is destroyed. After each component is destroyed, it regenerates to full health every five rounds while Walt Disney's head is above 0 hp. Once Walt Disney's head has been reduced to 0 hp, the components can no longer regenerate themselves. Once all of the arms, legs and weapon subsystems (except for the minigun systems) have been destroyed and Walt Disney's head has been reduced to 0 hp, Mecha Disney goes into desperation mode, upon which it starts firing plasma rounds at everything from various locations on its torso. At this point, the torso itself gains a health meter and Walt Disney's head becomes fully exposed. Once the torso's hp is reduced to zero, Mecha Disney dies/is destroyed in a massive explosion.

I'm willing to up the charge count if the mechanics/complexity for this summon is too great for its cost.

Three Free +1 Charges.

edited 21st Nov '14 4:00:46 PM by CathariSarad

55/???

14/14 I take h20s elemental battle axe, and infuse it with Dark Energon.

I also reinforce the battleaxe, increaseing its durability.

3 plus ones

I drench h20's axe in scorpion venom.

Bound Amulet (53/500) (troll)

Cathyland (45/1000) (troll)

Three Free +1 Charges.

I put on a show as Tabbune electro-tortures me, screaming, roaring, and flailing. But, the very moment he turns to burn Ichigo, I reveal that I have added energy to my Diabolical Arsenal, and crimson jolts arc up and down my blade. Now, with a gruesome combination of Hellfire, Dark Electricity, Serrated Barbs, and my power-draining Honedge Cloth, I fly pointy-end-first towards him, hoping to get him Impaled with Extreme Prejudice. Not trying to kill him, just debilitate.There's plans need to be done...

I also summon some basic Frost, Storm, and Flame Atronachs, along with a Spriggan, a Wispmother, and a Dremora.    "ATRONONCH?!? THESE ARE ATRONACHS! THESE ARE DAEDRA! THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL!"   

edited 21st Nov '14 4:20:35 PM by SacredSpirit123

magiteck Fortress city:159/400

By the power of the 3333'd post! You'll all feel my fury! I use the Triple Threat to attack all AG entities on the field, and attempt to knock all unfortunate AG players out of the eye of the storm(OR)interrupt one of the actions of each player.

   You've really done it this time!   

I use my 10/??? To Summon (at least one) home struck villain(s) come on, its the 134'th page. it has to be done.

I continue my concentration theme by thinking up some better names for famous people!.... hmmm...

Spruce lee! Duck Borris!    and ummm.... huh. i got nothing.   

two and a half plus ones are made from the epic names. looks like someone is getting a raw deal with that extra one half.

edited 21st Nov '14 6:14:44 PM by Wyld

58/???

3/???

I take h20s Battleaxe, and replace the center of the axe head with dark matter, before enchanting so the wieght of said dark matter only apllies at the moment of impact.

3 plus ones

Something Colossal (34/450 troll, paradisedj)

Something Fun (10/25 troll, paradisedj)

Did what? Other than make you try harder at being annoying?

My pixies will continue to assail Wyld. Assuming I'm able I'll do a flying drop kick at Wyld as well.

Martial Artist will continue the search of the cave.

2x +1's to paradisedj, 1 to Troll.

edited 21st Nov '14 9:32:11 PM by JindraAG

I unleash horrible Homestuck fanfiction upon the battlefield.

If you don't know what Homestuck is, then you take no damage.

Which essentially means the Godmodder and me... if it even damages us, that is.

Insanity is healed by insanity, after all...

What's Homestuck?

I leap into the air and smash one battleship into the other.

True Conqueror [160/500] (h2o, troll)

MEC-1: Warden [84/100] (h2o, Wyld)

One to Cath, one to h2o, one to the next poster.

edited 22nd Nov '14 12:45:27 AM by Surt

I might not be on for a week or more, but I'll be back. I have my exams next Monday (my Monday, in my timezone)

I jump over to the other battleship, and use it to smash the other one into the ground.

True Conqueror [161/500]

MEC-1: Warden [85/100]

^{MEC-1: Warden} 

Two charges to h2o, one to random AG.

Durability: High

Attack Increase: Average

Specials: Mechanically fused to wielder (Cannot be removed). Can take a free action to switch between Kinetic Strike module to Flamethrower module.

• Kinetic Strike: Heavy damage to one enemy, and decreases their defense.

• Flamethrower: Average damage to several enemies, and sets them on fire.

Not giving out charges, since it's probably about to update.

edited 22nd Nov '14 3:50:08 AM by Surt

All I know about homestuck is it has trolls, I think. BLAM! 1 point of damage. Ow.

oh f—- this, I'm taking this loose cannon down.

Free action: I shoot Wyld with a TASER, hoping to stun him and break his concentration.

Charges:

• 7/40 battleship halbred -Jindra
• 7/20 SAM infantry -jindra

Boosts: +1 to both of Jindra's, and another to one of Surt's

Q&A: @shiny: you know what, sure, the number'll be 6, but anyone who uses a free action other than working in the circle leaves it. @cathari: It looks big and ridiculously over powered until you remember that its a 1000 post charge. I think we'll be good. I'll do some number crunching when I can think up good stats for each individual thing and tell you if you need to up the charge. @wyld: okay... I suppose you'll get something. It doesn't need to be done though. @tabbune: Okay then. Good luck with your exams.

@everyone who doesn't know what Homestuck i-ow. 1 damage to the Game Master, infinite health left-s you might want to check it out, it does, in fact, have bearing on the DTG-verse. Your choice I suppose, but it makes some of the back story make a little more sense. And some Homestuck stuff might get involved here eventually.

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Wyld smashes through the KV's shield wit Oblivion's Destroyer, but is then blown off by jindra. Ichigo scans for Emerald Nova, but its gone. It probably won't be recovered until the plot demands it. Ichigo then zaps wyld for 5% concentration loss. Fseftr hugs a battleship to severe injury, scoring a mini-crit and 6000 damage. Wolf compliments his fanfic with a shipping wall. It falls off in the distance... In zbse's cave, the martial artist jumps back suddenly as a large wall falls through the ceiling. For some reason it has one of the pages taped to it. The martial artist grabs it and it warps away. pillow shrugs, and slaps wyld with the holy mackerel. The result? FISHPLOSION!!!! Suddenly an exponentially growing sea of fish begins growing out from wyld's position. Wyld loses 15% of his concentration, but he is now protected by the continually growing pile of fish. The Martial Artist goes into the sub-cave to explore. Paradise attempts to stab out the godmodder's eyes with a pickaxe. The pickaxe breaks on his armor. Come on! NOW it works?

Ichigo suplexes tabbune as tabbune's attempted fire spell goes awry and ichigo successfully suplexes Tabbune, knocking him out. Shiny leaves the cave, and begins a magic circle, that if complete, will end the storm. It might be a little difficult. Fseftr gently stabs a battleship. The battleship gently takes a minicritted 6500 damage. h2o buffs the fire on his elemental axe to cursed inferno. jondanger pulls out anothe massive laser cannon and doublecrits, dealing 12000 damage to one of the battleships. Cathari increases the KV's attack power. Troll infuses the battle-axe with dark energon, greatly increasing its attack power. Cathari puts scorpion venom on it, giving it a chance to poison. Sacred stabs into tabbune, mutilating him horribly. Wyld attempts to do a massive number-boosted page, but unfortunately for him, its not a true milestone, and he's also trapped under a giant pile of fish, and is unable to do anything. He does regain 33% concentration though. Wyld summons a homestuck villain... a tar basilisk. What? They are technically villains.

Troll adds dark matter to the core of the battleaxe, increasing its attack power. The martial artist explores into the caves. There are three openings, there's one forward that goes slightly up, one on the left that's slightly cramped, but has the sound of dripping water, and there's one on the right that's very cramped but gets much bigger. Wolf unleashes a really horrible fanfic. The godmodder rolls his eyes. The Tar basilisk takes 2500 damage, because although its a character from it, isn't aware of its existence. Surt leaps into the air and smashes the two battleships together then into the ground, critting both times and dealing 9000 damage to both.

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End of Turn Battle

The pixies rush out of the storm, then stop. Completely confused as to how they're supposed to get to wyld. Plus the pile of fish is still growing... Red Glare takes 10% durability loss again. The pixies gain 10000 health. The KV fires its derp gun, blasting both of the dalek battleships out of the sky. The Tar Basilisk deals 3000 damage to the KV

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Battlefield: Mage-storm [active] luck bonus!

army of pixies [AG] Hp: 20000/8000

Ichigo Montoya: Red Glare [A]: Durability: 30%

Eye of the Storm:

Godmodder: Hp: 43/100: The Banhammer [A]

Magic Circle [AG]: Shiny. 5 more needed

Tar Basilisk [PG]: Hp: 12500/15000

KV-2.09 [AG]: Hp: 182500/250000 Derpgun: |||| : shield: Hp: 00/7500

Sea of Fish: Growing

Wyld: Concentration: 53% [cookie clicker]: Oblivion’s Destroyer [A] (bound) (under fish)

pillowmantis: The Holy Mackerel [A]

h2obox: Elemental Battleaxe [A]

Zbse’s sidequest: 4/151 pages found

sub-caves:

front entrance (goes up slightly)

left entrance (slightly cramped, has water)

right entrance (small opening, but big cave)

Martial Artist [AG]: Hp: 9000/10000

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Note: If you guys promise not to complain about how overpowered its getting and promise not to try and make another weapon the same way, I'll show you the current stats for h2o's battleaxe.

edited 22nd Nov '14 1:34:16 PM by pionoplayer

35/100 6/1oo

I scream "the power of cheese compels you " and spray a fine mist of cheesey water onto the feild . Im above such petty unnecesities like logic.

Hmm... -pulls out a phone and whispers into it-

Then I yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!"

The nuke explodes in a storm of Doritos.

20 more Doritos nukes come down.

Ship:

112/250

Queen Sectonia:

38/300

magiteck Fortress city:160/400 1/??? yeah i wont complain pion. h20 did it first fiar and square XD besides, it might become very necessary for him later.

   Finally! I've figured it out!   

I quickly cast a spell of minor fish repelent on myself before i continue, broadcasting my thoughts to everyone on the battle field. the fish repelent is so i dont get crushed, i still want the sea of fish to protect me.

   The channeling of the past spell was adversely affected by the storm, and made it permanent. And every fish is affected by the same enchantment that was just after the point of the enchantment. Unfortunately i have no way of knowing how to undo the spell other than the storm being shut down. So you are on your own up there...   

   ...   

   It smells so... MUCH down here.   

Three plus ones.

edited 22nd Nov '14 1:06:28 PM by Wyld

   "GRAHAHAHAHA! EXACTLY AS PLANNED!"    Now that Tabbune is impaled, I emit a Draculin-like chemical,allowing complete pain loss and a minor healing ability, while I wrap my cloth around his face, drawing the evil PG essence out of his throat.

At this point, I clone myself, leaving a sword stuck through the unconscious Tabbune continuing the purging process, and another soaring toward the Fishplosion, intent on doing the same to Wyld. This sword is identical to the original, with the bonus of several razor-sharp superheated living steel tendrils coated in Piscicide.    "NO ESCAPE!"    "Who wants Sushi?"

edited 23rd Nov '14 11:23:06 AM by SacredSpirit123

Something Colossal (37/450 wyld, paradisedj)

Something Fun (13/25 wyld, paradisedj)

I attempt to pelt the Godmodder with a deck of cards. Throwing them seperately.

My pixies shall attack the Tar Basalisk

Martial Artist will head upwards.

2x +1's to paradisedj, 1x to anyone AG/N

258/300 258/300

I join the magic circle

3x +1

I re-calibrate my Chaos Emerald Locator. (4/16, Jindra, Wyld)

Pokemon Summon: 15/50

I continue to utilize the magic circle to end the storm. Anyone who wishes can join. I rather like the idea of an alternate method to do stuff, such as building a team rather than collecting charges

(eh, piono.... I think you forgot about my posts...)