ITT: Bad Translation Game!

The song and voice has been heard and do not know to their appeal.

Oookay.

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Spoiler alert: the elephant dies.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

"Note: the elephant died."

It's pretty close, yet it's somehow still hilarious.

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I drink tomato juice is what I said and I became a green plant today. I photosynthesized in my bed. Now I'm just Tomato Head.

In porto perse vitulus est.

"Green Tomato juice mixture. Since then, more food. Only the Governor, tomatoes."

We have a special sale on doomsday devices today. Do you want the earthquake machine or the weather manipulator?

"Today's a special day for all partitions."

How many time do I have to tell you? THE MARINE BIOLOGIST SUCKS!

edited 29th Aug '14 5:50:59 PM by h2obox

Welcome to my special hell.

"Tell me, okay?"

I don't like Mondays.

My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.

"And likewise."

I double dog dare you to steal that old man's marinated peppers and sell them to that zombie down the road.

"Then Chile vente salad twice. Zombie"

...I think it's time for your meds.

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What Happened to the Mouse?

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

"Can I do for you?"

Do not go to the cave behind the falls, for there will be much falling and breaking of bones.

"To enter the cave of evil."

In retrospect, that was the worst possible decision.

"It is a good decision."

That is the opposite of what I wanted.

SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER

"... Legal regulations."

It was "Rule." about halfway through.

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Dishonesty is a virtue in this profession, but only to a point. You need to be convincing. Put as much truth into your deceptions as possible and you'll succeed. Usually.

"But when the rights of women, who share the belief that the illusion post."

...wtf

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"This old man, he played one, he played knick knack on my thumb, with a knick knack paddy whack, give the dog a bone. This old man came rolling home."

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no

"..... And hell."

Don't you just love how random this bad translator is?

My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.

"-Free to very expensive"

Well, then... This is what I'm doing literally all week.

Party time!

"You can do this, this is what they have been all week."

I like cheesy pickles.

edited 31st Aug '14 11:31:11 AM by Weirdguy149

It's been 3000 years…

"Cheese and pepper cooked with Thailand"

I wonder if it would go well with the Turkey and Iran sandwich from before.

"For the first time. We know that we will continue to work in Iran, Turkey, and believe in it."

I think that suits it perfectly.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes

"It must be true?"

I'm sure it must be. In fact, you could probably bet money on it.

"It's safe to say that there is. In fact, it probably means that you can bet."

Hi, mutant is an anagram of human t*ts.

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This mutation a secret? *

Yes, yes it is.

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There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died! The end.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Here VSAT whiz sorry that I did not order.

Why are there dead people in my basement?

My AO3. Results may vary

For this reason, the people of the Foundation;

So the basement is now a foundation?

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Who me? Yes you! Not me! Then who?

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

"Who am I? And what do I do now?! No, I don't want to know! . "

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People are scum.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Wow, that's a shame.

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How dare you, sir?!

i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart

Hello!how dare you?!?!

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Here, take these blueprints and SCRAM!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"