Dad, for god's sake, if you want to kill Batman do something other than giving him riddles.
hi dad
ur job sure pays a lot
i cant really see him inside that Power Armor
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PINNACLE OF MAN
...No.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Wait, how is a reptilian able to produce a mammal child?
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh noes. My father is old and is from the 1700s.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
Fuck. I'm a loser who gives Autism a bad name...
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
Red Like Santa
Oh, great. My mother is a sociopath.
Now known as Cyber Controller
how did this even happen
why
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh no.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
1.Why is my dad the biggest Sonic moron in the world?
2.What poor, desperate woman would agree to have sex with this man?
"We be we baby!"
see you, space cowboy.
My dad can beat up your dad. Mine is Jesus.
Long live the New Bev.
FATHER
I AM SO SORRY FOR EATING YOUR KIND
FORGIVE ME PLEASE
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
So long as it's Ralph who is the parent in this situation, not Vanellope, this is okay
edited 26th Jul '16 5:17:58 AM by Murataku
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Red Like Santa
I hope I inherited his powers.
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Assume she's an adult.
edited 26th Jul '16 5:27:17 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Aw hell no.
I have got a mom who is only two years older than me.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
...Okay. This is weird.
Dread Pirate Captain
Lol, no, you can't. Still gotta learn it, dude isn't magical himself.
...This is good. I'm pretty sure this is good.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
I don't have friends. People come to my house, but only to stare at my dad's weird blue anime eyes.
Shoo her in, Effie darling, shoo her in.
Dad!
Bring me into the family buisness!
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Well, obviously I get the smarts from Mum's side of the family...
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
bored
Dad, you really need help with your drinking. I think you should join A.A. for your safety and mine.
...Huh. As far as looks go, I got off pretty easy, really.
No, Dad, I will not accept a hug from you.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.