Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#1177: May 10th 2015 at 3:52:59 AM
I am the product of a girl....and a big huge dog/wolf/fox thingy. Great...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Divine Burden
#1178: May 10th 2015 at 3:59:17 AM
Holy crap, I'm going to transform into a green monster.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Goddess of Nature
#1179: May 10th 2015 at 2:22:25 PM
...My parent has pink hair...AWESOME!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
FracturedMancer
Since: Sep, 2014
#1180: May 10th 2015 at 2:24:19 PM
Great I'm an incest child. Wonder what messed up gene I get...
PastryPerson
Since: Sep, 2014
#1181: May 11th 2015 at 4:13:54 AM
Naw, probably adopted.
Yay, browner hair.
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#1182: May 11th 2015 at 4:27:08 AM
.........Woof
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Divine Burden
#1183: May 11th 2015 at 5:09:56 AM
Give me the cereals, Dad. I'm too tired for riddles.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Goddess of Nature
#1184: May 11th 2015 at 6:09:27 AM
WTF is my father?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Darkomega245
Since: May, 2012
#1185: May 11th 2015 at 6:37:33 AM
I have two mothers?
Goddess of Nature
#1186: May 11th 2015 at 6:45:51 AM
So, why am I not in the medieval times?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
zbse
Something something smithy
from ...
Since: Sep, 2014
Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Something something smithy
#1187: May 11th 2015 at 6:48:17 AM
What....
Something something Arena.
RobotTophat
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
from nowhere
Since: Feb, 2015
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
#1188: May 11th 2015 at 8:13:49 AM
Uh...Who are you?
Laithelryn
Since: Mar, 2015
#1189: Jun 6th 2015 at 1:13:05 AM
Does this mean I shall receive delightful armour akin to yours‽
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#1190: Jun 6th 2015 at 2:15:53 AM
I'm an elf? Cool! I'm off to never lose an argument again!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
YOLOisfox
Something something DBZ
from your closet
Since: Mar, 2015
Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Something something DBZ
#1191: Jun 6th 2015 at 8:35:02 AM
Dad you look stupid
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
Goddess of Nature
#1192: Jun 6th 2015 at 9:14:59 AM
My dad has anger issues.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Intel_Captain
Apparently Not Dead
from That's classified information
Since: Jul, 2014
Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Apparently Not Dead
#1193: Jun 6th 2015 at 1:52:38 PM
This has to be a mistake, I'm older than them!
-insert appropriate signature here-
Weirdguy149
The King Without a Kingdom
from Lumiose City under development
Since: Jul, 2014
Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#1194: Jun 6th 2015 at 2:52:39 PM
Man, my dads/parents are very youthful.
It's been 3000 years…
Laithelryn
Since: Mar, 2015
#1195: Jun 20th 2015 at 6:17:47 AM
Well I am very fond of stars! ^_^
TheFarmboy
Don't Try It
from A Galaxy, Far, Far Away
(Not-So-Newbie)
Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Don't Try It
#1196: Jun 20th 2015 at 6:43:52 AM
My life has been a lie.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Goddess of Nature
#1197: Jun 20th 2015 at 8:37:05 AM
Wait...my dad looks younger than me!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Ssj3Gojira
Arashi Shigehito
from The Event Horizon
Since: May, 2011
Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Arashi Shigehito
#1198: Jun 20th 2015 at 9:55:21 AM
My mother is apparently a knife nut.
Let's see if you can get past my Beelzemon. Mephiles, WARP SHINKA!
DarkDestruction
Dread Pirate Captain
from 'neath the underwater skies
Since: Apr, 2011
Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Dread Pirate Captain
#1199: Jun 21st 2015 at 1:59:16 AM
Well whaddya know, I'm part of a necromancer lineage!
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Murataku
Jer gets all the girls
from Straya
Since: Jan, 2015
Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#1200: Jun 21st 2015 at 2:11:33 AM
Dammit, my wings are never gonna show up are they.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Total posts: 2,955
I'm the product of an incest relationship?! Dammit all....
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.