The thing with the red gold crown.
Ah....Uh....I....Just...How?
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Something something smithy
Ex... PLAAAAAAAAIN!!!
Something something Arena.
Jer gets all the girls
I think I got all my tanning genes from Mum, then...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
You two certainly seem... interesting. That bat is a nice piece of sporting equipment, I think, and surely all those badges must be accolades of glorious deeds!
Annoyed Mode: ON
Hi, mo...fa... uhh... I got this... I got this...
...mather!
The Vagrant
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Great, I have a mad robot bear for a dad. Time to be Conveniently an Orphan!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Cursed with bad timing and hiatuses
....Aren't you two a little too young to be my mothers? I think a mistake has happened here.
edited 28th Feb '15 1:49:06 AM by RobotTophat
Oh my. I worry to find out exactly what I am now. Uhh, no offence... parent.
The Vagrant
It's been confirmed. I really am an elf.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
The Absolute Madman
Wat? I can't believe the mother of all elements is my mom! Let's see them make any "Yo Momma" jokes now!
"We be we baby!"
The King Without a Kingdom
Mom sure liked to be nude when she was younger.
It's been 3000 years…
Something something smithy
Huh...
Something something Arena.
The Absolute Madman
I guess Mom was right when she said dad was a freak show.
"We be we baby!"
Well this raises some ethical questions being that I keep cats as pets.
The King Without a Kingdom
I'm royalty, cool.
It's been 3000 years…
Apparently Not Dead
Shouldn't I be a Munchlax?
-insert appropriate signature here-
Jer gets all the girls
You look awful young to be my mum...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Something something smithy
FARTHER!
Something something Arena.
Annoyed Mode: ON
Yay! I get one of each!
...and a shitload of siblings.
Into Oblivion
...Dad, whatever I did, I'm sorry...
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Something something smithy
Please don't stab me, papa.
Something something Arena.
Divine Burden
Yes dadd... Sorry, Mommy !
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Jer gets all the girls
Geez Dad you're so LOUD
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Does that mean I'm not at all human?
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.