alantutorial

This needed to be done. I haven't sat through all of them but I've sat through enough to know I enjoy them. Anyone else?

Courtesy link to videos.

So many helpful tutorials. Now I know how to pick up a blue chair and push mud. Have you seen the newest ones?

The newer ones worry me.

Showed some friends it recently.

They asked "What's wrong with this guy?"

I need to get around to watching these things in order.

They saw the blue chair video.

They love it.

The chair didn't get up... ;_;

They actually asked if he was crying.

He does, I think, and then "okthanksguys! :D"

Of the masochists, by the masochists, for the masochists.

He's going to use all those dollars to buy a friend.

There is no enough money in the world to buy that.

He doesn't need to anymore — he made a friend with them.

So, why do you think they're keeping him? Surely his piss can't be that valuable?

I believe that some organization, perhaps a cult, has seen the potential in the madness of Alan, and that something terrible is at works behind the scenes.

The first tutorial was the first scrape of the pen against the paper, How to Change was the smile of the composer. Disk Tutorial was the rise of the conductors baton. This is but the prelude to something far, far worse.

edited 6th Apr '14 10:30:32 PM by eldritchseer