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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#201: Mar 14th 2016 at 6:46:14 PM

No is much badness O try hards for me do no do good.

cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#202: Mar 14th 2016 at 6:49:00 PM

Badness bad you at. Better at badness become must, but irony, in a sense.

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#203: Mar 14th 2016 at 7:50:38 PM

"I'm here to bite the ass of bubble gum and kick, and I am of all of gum"

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#204: Mar 14th 2016 at 8:03:30 PM

An joke old iss funnstyiester.

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#205: Mar 14th 2016 at 10:59:30 PM

Iff eye wonted two trooli brayc evireethhhyng, eyedd du eet lyyk shish.

Ewe phules.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#206: Mar 15th 2016 at 6:03:57 PM

I am be greaterest Englisher speakering guy, and I is masterer of the all words of the Englishest language.

KantonKage "The Complete Warrior Of Justice Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
"The Complete Warrior Of Justice
#207: Mar 15th 2016 at 6:16:10 PM

Rong its mee; I r thu gratest speekhing nd rightering mastured langwich ingleshy

edited 15th Mar '16 6:17:00 PM by KantonKage

"'I will destroy all evil!'''
cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#208: Mar 15th 2016 at 8:24:04 PM

No, I better with language. You mixes up tense and spiels wrong, bestest word goes to me.

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#209: Mar 15th 2016 at 10:26:20 PM

Listen good-good. English you bad.

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
YoKab Since: Jan, 2015
#210: Mar 16th 2016 at 8:02:09 AM

Haha lawl dudes you're a lose. If you are to be learning English over the people, the time of man of learn is eventual, this madness has time to stop, there has been such a big deal over!

gregnes2000 Since: Apr, 2015
#211: Mar 16th 2016 at 8:05:22 AM

I am disappoint with the you. Why can you not just not just go inside of the school?

DrNoPuma Plessie from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#212: Mar 16th 2016 at 9:16:42 AM

Who is needing of the school? Schol am 4 dumb dumb losers wjo is not cool.

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
MoreFace Is something the matter? from Somewhere Millions of Miles Away Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Is something the matter?
#213: Mar 17th 2016 at 5:37:11 AM

Dkjfvcik3urfh rfcguorcf keducew dcxliweudcewdf lweidc??

(That's stupid-speak for "What in royal Hell??")

What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
Tranquilis The Tranquil Knight from *Clap Clap Clap* Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
The Tranquil Knight
#214: Mar 17th 2016 at 11:41:42 AM

Well call me Jimbo, turn me 37 degrees, throw me over a creek, fix my toilet, call in the commies, batten down the life wenches, and call sunset sarsaparilla this is a hootin' thread.

(For bonus points, read that in the thickest southern accent you can muster.)

Dead for the foreseeable future. Towergirls will return when I do.
MoreFace Is something the matter? from Somewhere Millions of Miles Away Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Is something the matter?
#215: Mar 28th 2016 at 1:28:14 PM

What wrong learning? JEAULZZZZZ! So, how are weather?

What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#216: Mar 28th 2016 at 1:50:17 PM

What beautiful Duwang!

Pretty town, there must no be.

The_Dag Mona Megistus! from Bad to Worse (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
Mona Megistus!
#217: Mar 28th 2016 at 2:05:32 PM

Computer my is break why?

Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
TrulyDeceptive The Silence That Speaks Volumes from HOW DID I GET UP HERE?! Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
#218: Mar 28th 2016 at 2:27:42 PM

Beacause mai caulk r bigger den years.

The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Revaryk Don't step on the flowers. from somewhere Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Don't step on the flowers.
#220: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:35:23 AM

harro evy 1!

"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#221: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:36:43 AM

is not time for today yet maybe will be, is it?

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#222: Nov 3rd 2016 at 9:45:45 AM

Russia is of best nacia.

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon. Since: May, 2015
Red Like Santa
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#225: Nov 3rd 2016 at 10:18:05 AM

i no undrstand wat happen in fred.

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."

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